This is a periodical I had to write in eighth grade for a class, but I still think is pretty funny. It is okay and quite funny really, but I do want to make a correction now, with my new and improved German, because this bothers me for some reason. In the first article about the Nazis and Blackpanthers signing a treaty, the joke Hitler tells is actually "Mein Hund hat keine Nasa". This I stole from Monty Python, and a lot of the humor in this is quite obviously borrowed from other sources, but I hope you find it funny anyway. Also, Unser Kompf should be Unseren Kampf, meaning Our Battle, not our life. Who knows maybe Man Wise number two will eventually be posted here but for now it has yet to be written. Also you can see the timing reference with this by Heaven's Gate. One more thing, and this is important, four of the pages on the table of contents are missing, this is intentional. Cheers, enjoy!