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Frazer Nido is a man whom I sometimes wish I could be, and a man I would never want to be in reality. He is a man of very few words, no friends, and a tremendous amount of ideas and execution of those ideas. This man is both absolutely brilliant and a total recluse, cut off to the world in all ways, instead dwelling in his own numerous inventions. He is efficient and extremely secretive, lacking a sense of trust for humanity. This lack of trust comes from his heart being too badly broken when he was a young man and he thus evades all close ties to people, in order to prevent his heart from ever again being broken. After thirty or forty years of self-enforced ostracism, he (in his mind) befriends and chats with a young man at his place of employment. This young man is the only person to show up at Nido’s funeral, and resultantly inherits his estate. The main bulk of the story is actually Whitmann, the young man, and his wife discovering the interesting things that Nido did with his life during his isolation at home. I am a little unsure of the details and plausibility of the story, as it is not entirely convincing in my mind, the way a lot of it is executed, so if you feel similarly, I do apologize. Eventually I hope to revise it to make it work better, and of course it must be beared in mind that this is a work of fiction and ultimately contrived.
Nido is a character I’ve long had in my head and one that I am eager to discover and write more about. I came up with the idea in the Summer of 2004 while I was working as a Machine Operator at Ball Metal Container. Being a machine operator, essentially meant for me, that I was a part of the machine itself in a way, that I was as automated in my actions and what I did as any other part of the process for twelve hours a day repeating the same actions more than once a minute. When you get that used to doing something that repetitive for so long, you start to be able to devote your mind to other things and think a tremendous amount. This was an interesting position for me, because I spend every second of my life thinking anyway, but during the school year I always had to concentrate more on whatever it was I was studying than what I would be thinking about if my mind had license to wander freely, the way it did here. At Ball, I could think about any and every thing to get me through the day, and I must confess my first year there, I hated it, I was always so bored every single day with nothing to do but think. Then, I learned how to occupy my head with many thoughts of interest and get through this time. One of the ways I did it was to think of stories and things like Frazer Nido, among other things like that.
Frazer was inspired initially by a guy at Ball, named Mike who was a maintainer (mechanic) there, as well as by myself. Mike was older with a wrinkled face and white hair, kind of a cowboy sort, who never really talked to many people and always seemed like a bit of a loner to me. Of course, I don’t think he really was that much, and outside of work I am sure he was a lot more sociable and probably had a wife and family and rather normal life, but from my brief perspective of him he seemed rather alone. I wondered what it would be like for someone to be in a position like I was, but for a much longer time, and have no one to talk to. This is in many ways a very implausible situation, because usually someone would not be able to not make acquaintances at least, and would most likely be promoted eventually (especially after staying in for as many years as Mike had). The other strange thing about it, is people who had been in my position as the same kind of machine operator tended not to do much thinking it appears, at least whenever I asked them about it, they always said so, and when they got to the press, they just kind of dazed out. I was fortunate at Ball, as I was only there for four summers and had a break of school between each to keep my sanity.
What does this all have to do with Frazer, a lot really. Because of all the time I had to think at work, I wondered how much more someone could think of, if they stayed in a position like mine for years and years (around forty). I also wondered what someone could do if they had no social life, as mine is often a nuisance for working on things like Frazer does. What could a man do who worked in a place where he thought and thought for twelve hours a day, with four days off at a time, for forty years? So, from all this experience and understanding of things, I thought someone could achieve vast amounts of accomplishments like this, if only they applied their mind to the right things in that time. This guy of course would have to have a pretty high intelligence, and the desire for solitude to the degree of becoming a hermit, but if you had these elements together, some amazing things could happen. Thus, Frazer was created. I felt that when I told this story, though, the actual work and what this man did would not be so interesting as looking back on a lifetime filled with what he did. I was inspired in part by Citizen Kane, to make a story about a man after he died, only in this version there could be no flashbacks from other characters, because he has no one else in his life, no, this would need to be told by Frazer himself through his work and accomplishments.
The other major thing that inspired this was Leonardo Da Vinci, a man who I truly admire and respect. He spent most of his life inventing and creating and sketching brilliant ideas. I figured Nido, would be in part, Da Vinci, or at least his personality would have a great deal in common with Da Vinci. The names Frazer and Nido are a tribute to my best teacher ever, Stephen Frazer, and my favorite god in mythology, Odin, the god of wisdom, war, poetry and so on. I wanted to pay homage to them for forming who I am today in many ways (especially Mr. Frazer). Frazer is obviously the last name of Mr. Frazer as well as being one of my favorite characters from television Frasier Crane; Nido is just Odin backwards. Also, like in the Secular Monastery, this is a means for me to express different ideas I have through a book. In this, Nido gives me a means to invent a language, and draw out several ideas I have long wanted to produce and demonstrate. Writing has always been my greatest talent of the artistic sort, and I felt this would be a great way to express myself and set forth a great idea that I would love to share with people.
Frazer Nido was a man of little acquaintance and certainly of no real friends or known family. He was not what one would call sociable in the least but he did in fact, on very brief occasions, take to talking to me, which was a rarity indeed. To call this a privilege would be inaccurate, but he was pleasant enough on those rare happenstances of us enjoying a discourse together. As far as I know, he had never really talked to anyone else, certainly not at work, and moreover never anywhere else, so I was little surprised when at his funeral no one, save for me and the priest attended. The priest’s presence there was entirely ceremonial and dutiful, and I doubt he had actually ever met Nido before a day in his life. As a result the ceremony was utterly simple and impersonal, filled with the most necessary of eulogy’s more directed at the mortality of man, rather than focussing on the personal habits and person that had made Nido’s life. Near the end of the funeral, the priest asked me to say some words, seeing as I was the only person in attendance, I felt obligated to say something of the poor man who had no soul other than mine really to remember him, and for me I barely remembered him anyway. I got up and stood looking down on the casket which contained his corpse and thoughtfully, yet forcefully blurted out generic statements almost as bland as the priest’s speech had been. I tried to recall the few experiences Nido and I shared and tried to reflect on the kindly character in his eyes, and the seemingly gregarious manner in which he spoke. Other than that all I could really comment on was his attention to detail at work, and how the halls and bathrooms would sparkle after he had finished cleaning them, but I felt awkward mentioning these things. As far as I had known, this was really all Nido had done with his life, what he had done with the remainder of his time I could not fathom, nor was I particularly interested to guess.
After the funeral, I went back home and thought briefly on the brevity and sorrow of life, especially a life given without companionship. This train of thought soon found it’s way out of my consideration when I picked up the newspaper and found an interesting article about the rising cost of real estate in western Australia. I soon lost myself to the daily routine of work and had nearly forgotten all about Nido’s funeral and all of the bleakness that went with it. In fact, he was the furthest thing from my mind when one day about a month after his burial, I received a phone call from a man who said he was a lawyer and he was calling me in regard to Frazer Nido’s estate. The attorney asked me to come in to his office for a consultation with him in this regard, and he asked me if I had seen anyone else at the funeral. Surprised by the question, I responded by saying that only the priest was there. To this he replied by asking me if I was sure of this, to which I reaffirmed my answer, and asked him why he asked. Ignoring my question completely, he asked me if I happened to know the name of the priest who was there. I told him I did not know it, I thought it was something Irish, perhaps O’Gorman, or something like that, but I really had not payed attention too much, I had only introduced myself to the priest as a formality and only briefly caught his name. The lawyer said that was fine, and that he would look him up in the diocese’s records, and he then asked me to come in to his office in two days if I could make it. I said that I thought I was free, and that I may just take a longer lunch break, but asked him how long the appointment might take. The lawyer said he was not sure, but he thought it should not take very long at all, and he asked if I could bring anyone as a witness, not that it was necessary, but he just wanted me to feel better about what passed knowing I was in company. I said I would ask my wife to join me, providing that she was also free at that time, and with this I said goodbye and hung up, wondering about the peculiar phone call that had just taken place.
When I got home that evening I was thinking about what had taken place and started thinking of Nido again, and wondered, what his lawyer could possibly want with me and why he was so demanding to know about the priest as well as those who attended the funeral. I could think of no real reason these enquires were necessary and was starting to feel a little suspicious of the whole situation, yet curious at the same time. Having these mixed thoughts about what to do with myself, on whether I should attend this thing or not, and also if Kelly might want to attend with me, and even if she would have the time or inclination to do so. I decided to ask her advice on the situation and see if she would be my escort in this matter. When I approached her I did ask what she thought
“I think it is a little strange, Steve, but I would say there really should be no harm in it, especially if you take someone with you, as it happens, I am actually free on Wednesday at that time, so I’ll go with you if you want me to”
“Thanks honey, that means a lot to me, this thing just has me wondering and I don’t think there could really be that much harm in it, but still, I can’t shake the curiosity that Nido would think to have his lawyer call me, I didn’t even think he really knew my name, and on the few occasions we did speak to each other, I don’t really remember giving him any hint that we were at all close.”
In the two days that passed I came to think of this situation as more and more odd, but was actually relieved when Kelly showed up to my job to pick me up and take me to the lawyer’s office. I was happy to see her, and she looked especially elegant and classy that day as well, which somehow seemed suiting for this occasion, even though I was not entirely sure what this occasion might consist of. When we arrived to the lawyer’s office we walked in through the elegant corridor which had the usual things one might expect in such a place. It had a bronze statue of Justice, as well as well-lit marble on the base of either side of the wall and all sorts of other distinguished things that suggests a successful practice this firm may hold. The secretary in the waiting room had guided us to meet Mr. Penniman, and when we arrived in his private office, he greeted us with a professional confidence and impersonal and obligatory handshake. He asked us to have a seat and proceeded to speak about the matter at hand.
“You are Mr. Steven David Whitmann?”
“Yes” I replied
“And you I presume are his wife?” He said addressing Kelly
“Yes” Kelly returned,
“What is your name, full name including middle?”
“Kelly Sarah Whitmann”
“Okay, if I could just get you both to sign and date here, stating that you were both present to this meeting on Wednesday the 21st of September 2005, these are all formalities this in no way obligates you to do anything, except to admit your presence here at this time.” He then handed us a sheet with lots of legalese on it, and two ‘x’s marking where they had printed name and signature as well as date next to them. Reading over what I could it seemed fairly benign and I decided to sign the document, and then gave it to Kelly, and she also took the same action as I had and signed as well, returning it to Mr. Penniman. Mr. Penniman spoke at that time about why ultimately we were there.
“I am here representing Frazer Theodore Nido’s estate and his last will and testament. Mr. Nido died on the 16th of August of this year, and in his last will and testament he requested that all who were present at his funeral, and had signed the guest book should be present also for this reading of it, his last will and testament that is. There being only one person who was present to this event, you, Mr. Whitman, are the sole person to hear his will, allowing of course, Mrs. Whitman’s presence, with your permission?”
To which I nodded consent, than interjected “But what about the priest, he was there too, why isn’t he here?”
Visibly annoyed, Mr. Penniman continued “Members of the funeral service itself, including clergy, are excluded from this and are not asked to attend.”
“Then why were you so insistent on knowing his name and all of that if it was of no consequence whether he come or not?” I again interjected. Again, with more annoyance on his face for having been interrupted, Mr. Penniman proceeded
“The reason, Mr. Whitman, it was so important to know, was to verify whether you were the only person at the funeral, it was unknown to our agency whether or not you were the only person in attendance and whether you knew about the clauses of Mr. Nido’s will. As to the will itself, I shall read as follows. ‘Upon the event of the death of Frazer Theodore Nido, any in attendance at his funeral shall have the equally divided portions of his estate, which are to be liquidated after the reading of the will then disbursed equally and accordingly, in the event that there is only one attendant, he may do with the estate as he sees fit, and to him will be given Mr. Nido’s estate with all of its contents. In the event that no one be present at the funeral, his assets are to be liquidated and the capitol is to be donated to the Linguistics Society of America’ Seeing, as you are the sole member of this attendance, Mr. Whitman, it appears that you will inherit Mr. Nido’s estate in full and all of his assets as well, to do with as you deem fit. That is of course if you desire to inherit these, you are by no means bound to take his assets as they are.”
“Well what are his assets Mr. Penniman, so that I may know what it is that I am actually inheriting?”
“His estate, sir, consists of a property and his personal items that he had in his house, none of which is yet known to us, nor anyone else presumably, because he went through great pains to make sure that no one interact with his things until his heir, presuming of course that there was just the one, could see them first. Afterward, it is to be thought that you may do whatever you desire with these things and the property, pending you take the estate.”
“What is the catch? Does he have debts? Is his place still mortgaged? What is the property tax like? Does he have any money I am also due to inherit? Forgive me for being rude, but these are all considerations I would like to think about before I agree to take on a burden of property like this.”
“As far as we know, Mr. Whitmann, there really is no catch, he has no debts to speak of, his house has been paid off for many years, and the property tax is quite minimal, not more than $300 annually, because it is located quite a ways out in the countryside, so not really prime real estate. As far as capital is concerned, there is actually an account of about $50,000 you will inherit, and this is to say nothing of whatever contents you may find inside his estate.”
“When must I decide I want to do this or not? May I see the property first?”
“You will have one week to decide, otherwise his assets are to be liquidated and donated to the LSA, and as far as seeing the property is concerned, I can tell you where it is located, but I can not give you any idea as to the contents within, the only way I am allowed to give the key to you, or allow you access to the house is if you sign this contract in fulfilment of the will, stating you are taking the estate, otherwise, no one is allowed to get in. Naturally, we will allow you some time to consider this proposal and should you decide to accept it by the end of the week, please contact us and its yours, otherwise I thank you for your time and bid you good day.”
After Mr. Penniman had finished speaking I exchanged my glance with Kelly, and nodded toward the door, when she spoke to Mr. Penniman, saying “I think, Mr. Penniman, this is a lot to consider for right now, so if its alright with my husband, I believe we should at least sleep on this, and we’ll be back to you within the week.” She then looked toward me and said “That is, honey, if its okay with you?”
“Certainly, those were my thoughts exactly” I replied. I motioned toward the door, and said goodbye to Mr. Penniman and again we shook his hand and found our way toward the door. On the way out, we had much to think about, so it was a quite ride back to work. When we arrived, Kelly gave me a kiss to part with and soon I was back at work, thinking about what I had just been told by Mr. Penniman. After work, I came home and saw Kelly sitting at the table filling out a crossword puzzle, we exchanged casual greetings when I finally spoke to her about the meeting.
“I think we should consider what the meaning of this could inheritance could be. I mean, I feel a little uncomfortable inheriting the possessions of a man I barely knew and besides what could this guy have in his house that no one knows about or apparently has ever seen? I just don’t know honey, I’m tempted to just let them liquidate and give away his belongings to that charity, they could probably use it more than we could.”
“Well, obviously you have given this a lot of thought, honey, but I think perhaps you should consider some things before you decline the inheritance.” Kelly responded sweetly.
“Like what?” I quipped.
“Well, for one thing, you were the only person at this man’s funeral, right? Maybe, you’re really the last and only person to remember him, at least it would be worth seeing a little about who he was before his memory is lost from humanity forever. I say we should go to his place and check it out, from the outside I mean, and if it creeps you out, you can always decline, but on the other hand, if it seems harmless, well maybe you could think about it a little more.”
“I suppose you’re right about that, although I’m sure that he must have had someone in his life. I mean, how could anyone be that much of a hermit these days? Maybe he had some distant relative who simply could not attend his funeral, or didn’t even know about it... I would feel awful taking the things that mattered most to this man from the rightful heirs to his estate.” I returned
“True, but my guess is, honey, if these distant relatives didn’t hear about his death either in time for the funeral or since then, he probably didn’t matter enough to them, or they didn’t know enough about him anyway to make them his rightful heirs. No, I think that his last will and testament were clear on the conditions of who would inherit his estate. I believe Mr. Nido knew how few people were in his life and that is why his will is so strange in the first place... I’m guessing Mr. Nido would want you to have his estate, if no one else thought he was worth showing up for, then he would want you to have it. But... of course its really up to you what you do, and I support you one hundred and ten percent” Kelly observed, making me think about it a little harder, until I came to the conclusion that she was right.
“Okay, honey, I’ll do it, I think we should go to his address and walk around, providing it is safe. And, after all, if it looks too creepy or like there are dead bodies inside, then we’ll just say no” I ejaculated. Kelly, simply smiled in agreement, seeing that her case had been made and received. It was still quite bright out, and we decided to do this now, so off we went to Frazer’s house. Kelly and I drove to Frazer’s house, which was off of a dirt road a good ways into the countryside. We arrived there and found the house to be a good ways from the road with a long two-tracked driveway made of stone leading up to the garage. This incredibly isolated housed, seemed to emulate it’s resident in both custom and appearance. It was both wildly isolated with a difficult road to reach it and it was very plain and old. The garage was obviously added on sometime after the main house was built. It seemed harmless enough, just a plain white house, badly in need of some paint and touch-ups, but otherwise standing and just a little sad. The yard, in which it sat, was vast and it looked like it was well taken care of, which seemed odd, considering how long ago Frazer had died. It was filled with rock gardens, and short grass.
As we approached closer to the house, there were a few windows around it, but as we tried to look in, it was too dark inside to really see anything, except for some unusually large painting on the wall opposite of most windows. I could not make out exactly what the images on it were, but they were well painted it seemed, and it only made me curious as to what this mural might be. I asked Kelly what she thought about it, but she could not make much of it either, saving to say it looked like a vast MC Escher painting, filled with brilliant colours and vast amounts of tiny images, which were too small to make out a coherent theme. As for furniture or anything else, we could not see very much, because they apparently would have obscured the view of the mural, so they must have been on the other side of the rooms. It appeared that not much really was visible at all inside this house, but it was really starting to elevate my curiosity, and I said as much to Kelly. She too was very curious by all of this, and she told me to call Mr. Penniman and take the house. She reasoned that the taxes and upkeep seemed low enough, and if they were too burdensome, we could always sell or donate the house and get a tax writeoff.
Kelly and I returned home, and I called Mr. Penniman, leaving a message on his answering machine that I would take the house. He called me back some days later, and again asked Kelly and I to come to his office so that I could fill out some paperwork, and collect the deed to the house as well as the key. When we arrived to his office, he said he was glad to see that I had made this decision, which was a surprisingly emotional statement for Mr. Penniman to make. I told him, that I figured Mr. Nido needed to be remembered by someone, and it may as well be us. With this brief encounter we parted company, and Kelly and I left to see the interior of this seemingly isolated and plain house and reveal a little more about it’s former resident.
When we returned to the house, it was still very interesting to see from the outside, and I must confess the curiosity was killing me to find out about what this large painting meant, and who had painted it. Kelly and I approached the door, put the key in and turned it. As soon as it opened, we found ourselves in amazement to see that the painting filled the entire wall, with a little portion missing in the center, perhaps this was intentional. It seemed to be sprinkled with weird little shapes and scribbles that were perhaps just decorative. There were little figures in it doing all sorts of things, in various different colors. This painting must have taken years to do, perhaps as many as 20 or more, which is why I was surprised that it wasn’t fully completed. I figured either Nido had painted this himself, or had some very talented friends who probably died before he did, I simply couldn’t really tell. Some of the little figures seemed to have very distinct faces, some seemed to be extremely basic, lacking a face at all. Even when they didn’t have a face, all characters were done in great and vast detail, with special attention being paid to shading. It was chocked full of characters and symbols and I couldn’t really tell what any of it meant. It seemed to wrap around the room too. As I looked on, the characters on the very extremities of it seemed to be smaller than the one’s in the center. I was amazed at how much detail went into this… most of the characters were no bigger than my thumb and yet the wall was full of them.
As I examined the wall, Kelly had also seemed obviously amazed at everything. She looked around the room and found a few pieces of odd furniture on the side opposite the mural. Some of it was shape like slings. A lot of it had ropes intertwined throughout the wood, glass and upholstered parts they were made out of. I walked from one end of the room to the other trying to figure out where all of this unusual stuff had come from. It started to make me wonder if perhaps during life, Nido had collected strange and unusual things, or if he had once traveled a great deal and this was what remained of his explorations, but that wouldn’t explain the mural (surely you can’t just gather a painting like that from anywhere. It then occurred to me that I should go and actually touch and see the painting closer and maybe look for an artist’s signature or something. This thing was hugely fascinating to me, and I wanted to know as much about it as possible. Besides, now it belonged to me, so I felt I had every right to know what I was dealing with, perhaps one day I felt I might even hire an art appraiser to come out and tell me about it… art was never my strong subject. I approached the wall and touched it, it was surely part of the wall, and the paint was actually a little course in some areas, meaning it wasn’t simply a print or something like that. When I touched it, it seemed to really come alive to me; it just held my attention for several minutes.
I was utterly fascinated with this, and examined it high and low, I looked toward the unpainted section in the center and it reminded me of an old painting of a swirling cityscape by Escher, where it became as small as it could but the center was never filled in because there was no logical way it could be without distorting the painting. Only this mural I was now looking at didn’t make any logical sense to me yet anyway. I could tell that beyond just the surface appearance there was some real meaning behind it, and normally I never bother with such things, but this just compelled me to wonder. I decided to ask my wife about it, and maybe she would have seen or understood something that was too subtle for me.
“Kelly, what do you make of this painting? Quite extraordinary, isn’t it?” I said.
“Yes, indeed, although I don’t really know what to make of it, what are these figures? Look at their faces, well the one’s that have faces, they’re so expressive. And look over there, some of them look like monsters, but still human, I don’t get it.” Kelly replied. “But, actually I’m quite interested in this furniture, look over here” I looked at a piece she was pointing at. “This looks like pure modernism constructed in the renaissance, doesn’t it? I mean, it is so sleek and smooth, yet it is so ornately painted… I wonder where Mr. Nido bought this.”
“That is really interesting” I said with enthusiasm, “and look at all of those different materials in it, this must have been a huge collaborative effort.”
“Definitely,” Kelly returned.
I then walked over and examined the furniture closer and found it full of little swoops and swirls all over the place, it was simply compelling as had been the mural. I again thought we needed to get someone else out here to see this stuff, it was simply overwhelming. The piece Kelly was looking at, I may point out, seemed to be a chair of sorts, it looked like a person could sit there in pure comfort and never want to leave, due to the contours in its shape. It was laid out like it would fit a person’s body exactly, and I thought I’d try to sit in it. I told Kelly what I was about to do, and she said okay, though it looked a little fragile to her. I knocked on it and it seemed quite sturdy, so I got in. I then heard a loud snap and then the noise clunk clunk clunk clunk chink, like a castle gate being lifted on a self locking pulley. As this was happening, the chair suddenly became very comfortable and form fitting to almost the perfect specifications of my body. My eyes opened widely and I exclaimed “Marvelous!”
Kelly looked over at me, surprised and said “Oh my, dear! Are you alright, that thing looks like it is hugging you far too tightly.”
“I’ve never been more comfortable in my life;” I responded “In fact, it feels like this chair was made just for me. I could sit here all day long. Here, try it.”
I got up, and I heard another loud snap and suddenly the chair readjusted itself to its original form. Kelly then moved over to sit down and when she did, I heard the same loud snap, and Kelly wore a look of horror mixed with fascination, as I’m sure I must have when I first sat down. After the chair had readjusted itself, I saw that it seemed to be constricting her legs and body quite tightly. I thought maybe it was supposed to only sit someone of my size comfortably, because this definitely didn’t look comfortable for a person that much smaller than me, like Kelly, and I exclaimed in the same concerned manner “Kelly, that looks far too tight, are you okay?” To which she only gave out a sigh of pure delight and said marvelous. As I looked at Kelly sitting there, she looked like a reigning queen in contemplation and as comfortable as I’d ever seen her.
“I could die in this chair,” she said languidly, “we’re definitely bringing this back to our house… today.”
“I don’t know, Kelly, it looks kind of heavy” I returned.
“Well, sometime soon then.” Kelly said as if though she were half asleep.
I continued to look at the chair, but closer, with her sitting inside it, it had a slight decline in the back, and a very soft pad for the seat. It was vibrantly colored, as was everything in the room, it seemed. It had carvings in the sides of it, that looked like they were words to a language I hadn’t seen before, in fact it looked to be like the same ‘letters’ that I had seen all over the mural. I was really fascinated by this, so I went and looked and sure enough there they were too. I asked Kelly, if she had seen them, and told me that she had and was very curious about it, and had never seen anything like them before. It hadn’t occurred to me until this point, but the only door in this room that I’d found so far was the one we had come in from that led outside. I wondered how Nido had gotten into the rest of the house, and I asked Kelly about it again.
“That’s actually one of the first thing’s I noticed,” she told me, “I didn’t say anything, because I was marveling over this chair, and that thing on the other side, whatever it is.” She said and pointed to what looked like a very unique table with a bulbous chest on top of it. It was actually very singular, because it was the only thing in the room painted in only one color, white. Even the floor and ceiling were painted. The ceiling had a depiction of heaven and many people with vividly distinct faces, as if in a photograph. The floor was also quite vivid, but it looked like of hell, with the same distinct faces. It appeared we weren’t actually walking on the floor, mind, but on a clear plastic sheet over it. Some of the characters in the ceiling painting looked a little like Nido. There was also a depiction of what I assumed was God in the heavenly painting, but it was surrounded with a bright ray of light coming out and the face was quite distinct as were all of them, and it looked very familiar to me as well. In the hellish painting, likewise, there was a painting of what I assumed was Satan, but he didn’t look grotesque as I’d normally seen him, but rather he looked charming and handsome and actually quite similar to the depiction of God, and very familiar. He had a general scowl on his face and I knew that the same model must have posed for both paintings. Around the devil was a poem that surrounded him in a circle. It read:
What is life,
But a series of blunders,
Full of strife,
And many wonders,
We go on,
And fulfill our duty,
Not to die,
And live in beauty,
The answer is,
In what we make,
It’s what you give,
Not what you take
This seemed fairly mysterious to me, but seeing as it seemed to be the only thing written in English in the room, I figured it must have some importance for Nido or whoever painted it. After reading this, I walked over to the bulbous white chest and ran my hand along it, finding it to be as smooth as the chair was, and simply gorgeous and the white was as pure of a color as anything ever was in my life. It had almost a sparkle of silver in it. I examined it by walking around and found nothing of note, save to say the bulbous head broken off by corners on all four sides, above where the four legs that held it up were. Like the chair, it was ornately carved, but only at the base and the top, the center section was simple and pure and white. I pressed my hand against it, and in another series of loud clinking sounds, like the chair, it began to open. What seemed like a large ‘S’ shaped crack, emerged from nowhere and suddenly this chest was open. Inside seemed to be many paints and brushes, and easels and things. All of these things were placed in their own proper spots, and arranged very methodically in rainbow fashion. It then really occurred to me, that Nido may have actually painted these things himself, and that perhaps he was a much more talented person than anyone had known. If not, he certainly had an affinity for the arts.
I looked over at Kelly, who was now sleeping in the chair, apparently it had relaxed her quite a lot. I knew there had to be more to this house than simply this room, big though it was. I walked around looking at the walls with more scrutiny and thought maybe this was only one way in, and that the way to the rest of the house was somewhere else in the house. Then, I saw something that seemed a little out of place, and as I looked around, I found a piece of rope sticking out of part of the wall on the side that was closer to the rest of the house, it was fairly obscure and I barely even noticed it at first, it was painted to actually match the part of the painting that was around it. I tugged at the rope, which was barely sticking out at all, and it pulled firmly at first, and then more loosely, after a little while, I heard again a series of clinks, which apparently startled Kelly from her nap, since she walked over to me and asked what I was doing. I told her, I was looking for a door to the rest of the house, and she said maybe it was on the outside, and I said I had considered that, but then found this. She asked if it did anything and I said that it hadn’t, besides whatever that mysterious noise was. She looked over to the painting of the devil and read the poem on the ground aloud she then said “what you give and what you take?”
“Yeah, I don’t know what that means.” I said.
“Well… you just took that rope, which is where a door should be, right?” She replied.
“Yeah?”
“Try pushing the wall,” she suggested.
I did just that and suddenly, the door gave way and opened up to a wondrous hallway. I found it funny that this poem seemed to be a reference to the locking mechanism of door, meaning that you have to give and take both, but that the giving is what you had to do last. I was quite proud of Kelly for figuring it out. The hallway, not to be outdone by the room we had just come from, was like being in an ocean cavern, with paintings hanging along the sides. These paintings were all done with different and unique styles. Each one looked like it was painted in a different century and depicted different things. I was fascinated with them all, but had noticed that there seemed to be a theme along all of them, though I couldn’t quite describe it. Many of the paintings seemed to be depicting a sort of mythology, like Greek, but not quite that. I looked around and found there were twelve paintings in all. I looked at each one in amazement because the colors were all so bright and parts of that strange language, but prettier, or with better calligraphy perhaps, were written all over them. Along the hallways too, in the sides of the caverns seemed to be sculptures of the figures in each of the paintings.
Each painting had a picture of a figure, that looked divine, and some word or other written in a foreign language above. The paintings were all illuminated by some sort of mysterious blue light shining down, from the hallway ceiling, although it wasn’t obvious what the source of that light was. I thought it would be good to look at some of the more interesting paintings in detail, and on the first one as I entered the room was a man or god wearing a long brown beard with a rather handsome face. He looked to have a subdued kind of calm about him and was wearing a long flowing tunic of purple. He wore a long greenish yellow sash around his shoulder, and carried a scepter. In his right hand was a scepter with a raven on the top. In his left hand he carried a book which again had the strange pretty writing on it. On the ground near his feet was a fox standing with an expression of awe and excitement looking up at its master as if having heard its name called. On the other side was a raven looking on. I figured this character must be a king of some sort, because he wore a crown on his head, but a simple one, it didn’t look to be made of any precious metals, but had a red tint of iron. The background looked very pleasing and it appeared that they were standing in a classical throne room on a cliff, and on the side opposite were high and beautiful mountains. On either side was an obvious sculpture of the same figure in the painting, carved into the cavern wall in one kind of action or other. The first was him giving some sort of command with his scepter in hand. The other was him, reading the book in his hand.
I then noticed that beneath the painting almost chiseled into the rock was the word ‘Sapis’ written in English, but I wasn’t quite sure. I looked at the picture opposite of this one and saw that it was a beautiful goddess who was also wearing a crown. She stood tall and had a proud expression on her face. She wore a long white gown, as if in a Waterhouse painting. She held her hand out, with long sleeves drooping down elegantly toward the floor. She was standing in a similar sort of background, as the last painting, but as if on the other side of the same room. Lying behind her was an elegant white spear, with a silver blade that seemed flawless, but from it dripped what was distinctly blood. Beside her were two wolves and in her hand was a long staff painted in pure white with a very distinctive design of something that may be a swirling pinecone at the top and from the base of this design hung two long golden feathers. Her other hand held nothing but was extended in a graceful gesture of an open palm extending slightly away from her body. She wore a simple tiara of what appeared to be ivory over which her long blonde hair flowed. This shot, as well as the last one was a view from a diagonal angle. The nobility presented in these shots was obvious and I thought whoever had painted it had conveyed a well carried message. On the inscription below this particular painting seemed to be the name ‘Jamalia’. On either side of the painting again were two statues of her either one riding a horse nude. In one she was aiming her spear about to throw it with her right hand, and in the other she was holding her spear in her left hand pointing it toward the sky, and in her other hand she was holding the severed head of an evil looking man.
I looked on and found a couple more paintings that really stuck out, though they were all quite interesting. In one there was another god replete in war attire on a bloody battlefield standing over what looked like his fallen foes. There were manly looking dogs running around too, as if going to chase some of his enemies. In his hand was a well brandished sword soaked in blood, and at the cross guard were lions on either side. His helmet and chest plate almost looked Roman, and he had a look of pure rage and conquest on his face. He was clean shaven, and in the background atop of the pile of conquered bodies were other warriors fighting on with him. Beneath the painting was the inscription of ‘Klax’. I looked to the two carved statues and found him to be in a similar battle like state, but fighting with nothing but his helmet and sword. I asked Kelly if she might know what these figures were, and she said she’d never seen anything like them, or at least they certainly weren’t distinct to her. She was about as lost as I was, but also about as awed by all if it too. In the center of all of these paintings in the hall was a slender table and on the top of it, was a well done leather bound book with a fascinating cover on it. In had the strange characters again written where the title should have been and on the opposite side it said The Book of Knowing.
I tried to open the book, but found that it was clasped shut. I tried to open it, but found that it had some sort of little lock holding it down. After fidgeting with it for a while, I was finally able to open it. I looked through the pages and had discovered the strange language on one side of the page, and English on the next. I read the first paragraph and it went thus:
IN THE BEGINNING THE GODS AND ALL OF THEIR DESCENDENTS CAME FROM THE ABYSS. THE CHAOS ENSUED FOR AN EPOCH THEN THE FLASH OF LIFE OCCURRED. SAPIS, FATHER OF THE GODS, WAS BEGOTTEN UNTO THE UNIVERSE. HE WAS BORN WHOLE AND PERFECT AND THUS CREATED ORDER. HE TOOK THE CHAOS AND MOLDED IT INTO THE DESIRED FORM SPREADING THE ORDER AND THE MEANING. SAPIS DESIRED COMPANIONSHIP AND THUS CREATED HIS WIFE JAMALIA, WHO WAS WHOLE AND PERFECT…
And it continued in this fashion for some time. I looked at the cover again, and at the characters and found that they were actually the same as the characters on the book Sapis was holding in the painting. I showed this to Kelly, and she was thrilled, she told me I had found a Rosetta’s stone to this strange language and she would like to study it, in the meantime, she had been looking at different paintings, and said that this all looked quite fascinating to her, she would have to research it more when she got back to her university. We walked further down the halls until near the end of it, we found another doorway, which looked like a huge boulder in the way. I didn’t know how to open it, but figured I’d try to perhaps find another rope. Failing that, I just tried to push it, and it opened. Thus we entered another hallway, this time, with blank walls that were quite plain, except they seemed to have different depressions in them, some of them going quite deep. There seemed to be a singular table on the side of this hallway, with a box on it, but before I had time to go and see this, Kelly called me back, and said
“Steven, come here!” I hurried back to see what was the matter, and she pointed to the figures around all of the paintings, and I suddenly heard a low hum, and the lights had gotten less bright. They began to move a little, silently and they each engaged in the actions of whatever it was they were doing before, like a huge mechanical peculiarity. The hum that I’d heard before was getting louder and suddenly there was a little rhythm like the sound of war drums playing in the background. Then there was a chorus and trumpets to join them. Strangely the choral voices all sounded like variations on Nido’s own voice. The movements of the statues became more and more elaborate as the music increased, I stared on at some of them in amazement, particularly the statues around Jamalia. The one on her left, actually threw the spear and, it appeared, hit something, it looked as if the spear had actually disappeared, but on closer inspection I found that it had simply retreated into the wall, and moved back and suddenly appeared to be in her hand again, and suddenly the chanting of the voices stopped and the lights were back to normal. I looked to Kelly and asked, what had just happened. She told me she didn’t understand it either, but she wanted to know how we got that to work. I told her I didn’t know.
I then looked over at the table with the Book of Knowing on it, I went to go look at it again, when it struck me just how clean this hall was. I brushed the table with my finger expecting to find a good deal of dust and was surprised to find that it was spotless. I then thought of picking up the book again, and noticed that when I did, where the book had been resting was a switch and it was slow moving, but after a little while would be put into place. This meant the book must have been the trigger device and after a while, the show would have come on. After it had come on the first time, it had startled Kelly so she must have returned the book as she called me, and in the same slow manner it took to begin, it took to end as well. Either that or the show had simply played itself out, either way, this must have taken a mastermind to get each statue and figure to move just so, and with the elaborations, I was simply stunned Nido would want something like this installed into his house. I explained what happened to Kelly and put the book back. After waiting for a little while, it didn’t happen again.
Curious, I walked on to inspect the depressions and the box in the next room, it seemed that no matter where I went throughout this house, a surprise lie in store for me. It was here I realized that there was much more to Frazer than met the eyes at work. He seemed like such an aloof old fool. I figured he probably just returned home and did things that were about as mundane as his life seemed to be at work, but here it appeared he at least appreciated strange things and had at least a few elaborate and curious things about him. I wished I would have spoken to him more in life, and that he would simply have had someone to be there to remember him, more than me. Obviously, I knew next to nothing about this man, and he apparently had a lot about him. It made me resolve then and there to be less superficial about the private goings on and intimacies of others. I wanted to see what else this fellow had. Maybe this was it, and the table in the next hall was only a table but I was determined to find out what there was.
As I walked into the room and examined it more fully, I saw the table with the box on it again, and I walked on to look at it, Kelly following behind me. I looked around the room and discovered a few objects I hadn’t seen before, since they were fairly obscured before and I hadn’t really had a chance to look in very far. When I walked in past the door way, I discovered a large tank of water to my right that had covered the side of the wall and it actually wrapped around it. On the opposite side were the depressions I had mentioned before. The room seemed a lot more boring than the last hall way, but still quite interesting. The box on the table was quite simple, and when I opened it, I found something that just looked like a simple stereo. It had many simple switches and dials, but they were all written in the same script as the book had had on it, so I couldn’t really understand them. I started to press some of the buttons and nothing happened. I finally flicked a switch on the side and a few small red and green lights lit up on the stereo… apparently I’d found the power switch. I was curious so tried to press the buttons again and suddenly the room went completely dark. This gave me quite a fright and I heard Kelly softly shriek.
What happened next I couldn’t have guessed but it mesmerized me. The room started to flash in different lights. At first it flashed like a strobe light with a flicker here and there and sometimes it would stay on a particular flash for a longer pause. If this had only been in a normal room, I would not have been so impressed, but looking into the depths of the depressions and wells on the wall, made it seem a lot more interesting. I then looked to my side and found the watery backdrop and that was also quite dazzling. It flashed like this for maybe a minute or so, then went black again with total darkness. I couldn’t imagine even the depths of space were ever as dark as it was now, then suddenly; the flashes came back, but this time with colored lights. It flashed various colors, but not just any colored lights, brilliantly vibrant colored lights seemed to dance along the wall, and it rapid succession, blinking with slow speed and alternating, then as it went on it got faster and faster. Soon all of the colors were alternating in really strange hypnotic patterns. I could hear nothing too, except the sound of Kelly and myself breathing heavily. As the flickers continued I looked toward the depths of the depressions and found that in each depression the light seemed to be a different hue. Some were brilliantly lit up and others were darker. The water too, seemed to be moving and in the same way, the water seemed to be carrying different amounts of these great lights.
Again the light stopped altogether for about ten seconds. I asked Kelly what she made of it, and she told me she hadn’t seen anything like it, but she liked it so far and she kind of wanted to see it again, right as I was about to try to fidget with the light stereo, the next sequence started. Now it was a brilliant display of different colors mixed together, suddenly there were lasers blasting in various directions. I felt like I was in a planetarium looking at different stars of great and small magnitudes. The points again were in the colors as before and would flash and fade in various sequences, around the depressed wall and the water one. The flashed like this for a short time than suddenly began to dance around, spinning in circles around each other, and the build up, was almost overwhelming. I can’t recall the last time my eyes had been this impressed by singular flashes of light. The flashing continued to shine in the splendor this way for nearly a minute and as it flashed and sparkled, I again heard a noise much like the one in the hallway before, with a faint hum and soft drumming in the back ground. Then there was the faint sound of Nido’s voice beautifully, but distinctly him singing in the background. It sounded almost like being in a church. The voices in the chorus multiplied and seemed to run in time with the music.
The instruments that started to accompany him were like none I’d ever heard, beautiful, and full of melody. The strange thing was, I could hear at least five different tones of Nido singing. I couldn’t understand anything he sang, other than the tonal quality, but he was obviously singing some sort of foreign lyrics, maybe it was Latin. An all too short moment after it had started and really gotten interesting, it again faded to blackness and silence. About two seconds after everything had fully stopped, some of the white flashes of strobe I’d seen at the beginning started again. This time music accompanied it, but it sounded much more familiar. It was “Fantasia on a theme by Thomas Tallis”, by Ralph Vaughan Williams, it started slowly and dreamily, and the lights accompanied it in perfect unison, lingering and fading in a sort of hypnotic state. As they played, it was brilliant and as the melody picked up, suddenly the background lights mixed with the more focused lights that shone in specific depressions and areas. It almost conveyed the very message of sorrow and longing I’d often felt when I’d heard this song before. The song itself played in a more entrancing and wonderful clarity than I’d ever heard. As the whole thing played out, I just wanted to sit on the floor, and so I did, to discover that Kelly already had the same idea and was thus sitting there as well.
After this song and light show finished, next came the unforgettable song of Eine Kleine Nacht Musik by Mozart. As the light flickered to this fast paced elegant song, the lights again flicked and flashed in time with it. There were more brilliant and large lasers flickering too, and they did it in a very elegant fashion, when I noticed that they were flicking in their various colors into each other and creating new colors in the intersection between them. They blasted and blared on like this, and swooped and swirled to make new incredibly interesting intersections between them. I was quite curious about where this light was coming from and so looked around at what I could only guess were the sources of it, though they should be obvious. When Mozart finished playing, I discovered that the ceiling here, though completely void of any painting or anything like the first room, was full of tiny holes that would have escaped my attention normally, and in the wholes were what I could only guess was hundreds or thousands of lights, all of them acting almost like a gigantic television projector. The funny thing was, no particular images flashed, save what patterns the lights could make together. Then another song came on, this time in a very pleasing and light manner, it wasn’t any I’d ever heard before. The instruments again sounded quite odd to me, like they had in the songs I’d heard with Nido’s voice.
His voice didn’t sing in this one, however, it was only the instruments. The tune was catchy and the instruments sounded like something of a mix between a harp and someone hitting a jug of water. Each instrument that played sounded different than any I’d ever heard before. This was all done to the style of a Johann Sebastian Bach tune, and ended with a Strauss like waltz. The light of course flickered in time with this too. This went on for several more songs, and as it played out, I simply relaxed on the floor and enjoyed the lights that went before me. It felt like I was watching a ballet of lights dancing around and shining like nothing I’d ever seen. In some of the songs that played the lights were obviously shining in patterns like the night sky, replete with constellations and stars, and they would start to move around as if we were changing latitudes. We’d go from the South Pole, to the North Pole and back again. The sun too, was represented, but we saw it as if it were free of an atmosphere and just stood out as a huge bright star in our field. We then would move to what I suppose Nido projected would be the view from other star systems, and the constellations that seemed obvious to us, would change, some of them staying the same, but others getting far too obscured. After a while of this, a narration in Nido’s voice came on at the beginning of the last song.
“A man looks at the star and he dreams about what is to come, and where he is going. He remembers where he has come from…” At this point during the monologue a flash of a pretty young girl’s face flashed in an outline only represented by the shading of the light, I thought it to be fairly curious. “… Where we will go from here, I can’t tell you, but I can say that a man exists in what he makes and what he finds. Life is so powerful, and there is so much to do and so much to see. If only there was no pain…no pain…no pain…” As he said this last line, there was an echo and then his voice faded altogether for a few seconds, when he spoke again, but this time it was in an interesting language I’d never heard. It sounded like a language of whispers, but attractive too. He continued to speak but for a shorter amount of time as what he’d said before, but at the end I heard a distinct repetition much like the ‘no pain’ he’d said in English. After that ended, suddenly the lights came up again, and the room was as well lit as before as if nothing had happened. It was a very strange experience and I asked Kelly again what she made of it.
She said, “Steven, I thought that was very interesting indeed, have you ever seen anything like that. I mean I’ve seen concerts where they make use of lights like that, but the focus seemed to be on the lighting, and the music only felt like a background support to me, what’d you think?”
“I thought it was brilliant. I want to watch it again. Maybe I can turn it on if I just mess with that box again.” I replied.
As I looked at it, again, I noticed that the box it was in opened more, and as I took down the lid in front of it, there was a logo in English that read ‘Nido’s Lusic Player’. What is a lucent player, I wondered.
“Have you ever heard of a lucent player, Kell?” I asked.
“No, but it seems pretty obvious that this thing plays what I’m sure can only be described as lusic, I’m sure whoever made it, and it looks from the title that maybe Mr. Nido did.”
“Yes, but what is ‘lusic’?” I asked.
“Light music, it seems appropriate enough, dear.” She answered.
So, we had apparently just watched a lusic show it was fantastic, and I’d definitely want to come back and watch it many times. I examined the player further, and found that on the bottom of it, were a few things I could describe as compact discs, I took one out, and it read ‘Mozart’, another read ‘Strauss’, and another ‘Nido’s love themes’ and so on. I then found a CD slot on the player and pressed open. It did open and inside there was a CD marked Nido’s Lusic demonstration. I closed the player and the lights went black again, and the whole sequence started again, but I didn’t have any more time to watch it now, so I went back to touch the player, and as I did it illuminated in a low red light, so that it was visible but wouldn’t distract the rest of the show. I found pressed the button I did before to get it to play in the first place, and it shut down. Afterward, we decided to get up and explore the rest of the house. So, I went for the next door, which was quite a lot more obvious in this room, and after finding a similar handle as we had to get to the hallway, opened it and proceeded through. A curious thing to me was that after we would go through any door, it would always automatically shut behind us, no matter where it was. Each room felt like it existed in pure isolation, not only from the room, but also the house. No room or hallway thus far, had had windows, except the antechamber we had first come in.
As we came to this floor, it branched out three ways, one leading up stairs, the other leading down stairs and the third led to another door, straight out in front of us. We decided to take the stairs up first, and had noticed that on either side of us there were half circles cut out of the wall, with a small pillar and busts of various people in front of them. Opposite of these busts were small, partially illuminated masks sticking out of the wall. I recognized only one of the faces and it was a person I’d met many years ago, named Winston, who had died from a heart attack. Winston worked with me some time ago and was a kindly man with a great jovial personality. It seemed a little odd to me that Nido would have what I could only really describe as a death mask of him in his hallway. On the other side was a bust of him, in what looked like a Roman toga. The bust was so well sculpted, that had it not had the distinct white tone of marble, I would have thought it was him. These busts and death masks lined the entire hallway, and it appeared to me that they were all people Nido had known in his life at one time or other. Either he had chiseled them all himself, or had a great deal of money with which to buy them. It all just made the man ever more mysterious to me, and I was eager to learn who these people were and what every one of them meant to him.
“I think I know this man, Kelly” I said pointing to Winston.
“Oh really, who is it?” She asked.
“It’s a man Nido and I used to work with when I first got there, he died shortly after my arrival there, he was a great fellow, everyone really liked him.” I answered.
“Well, apparently Mr. Nido did too.” She said matter-of-factly “Were they very close?”
“No, that’s the strange thing, or if they were, I didn’t know about it, I never saw him talk to anyone but me… not that he ever got in the way or anything, but it felt like he would really go out of his way to avoid people.” I said.
“Oh.” Kelly returned thoughtfully.
“I mean, there would be people who worked there for years and years, and didn’t even know his name, granted it was a pretty big place and all, but that’s how shy or secretive he was.”
“Why was he so secretive about everything, he obviously had a lot to give the world.”
“Well, that’s something I’ve wondered ever since the day I met him, I mean when we used to talk, he would be such a pleasant guy, and he seemed like someone I could talk to anything about, who’d actually have something useful to say back.” I continued “I felt, in many ways like I could tell him absolutely anything, and he just seemed interested and wanted to know all about me… it’s so strange to be here, in his house I mean, now, never having been here before while he was alive.”
When I had finished my diatribe, Kelly replied by saying “Well, honey, this place looks very well planned out, I mean just having seen what we have so far, I think he was retreating from something in life, he was afraid of people and so he spent his time here. This is where he wanted to be. Maybe he just wanted to quietly retire from people and felt that working as a night janitor was the best way to do it, and still make a living.”
Kelly was always so insightful, and I couldn’t imagine not having her with me. She seemed to make things clearer for me whenever I needed help with anything, and I was very glad she had come with me to this overwhelming house. We decided to go up the stairs, rather than down and explore what was here. As we walked up them, we found they curved to the left with the busts and death masks going along them all the while. The hallway they were in was fairly wide and when we had gotten to the top of the stairs, I found a full cut out statue of a naked woman, standing at the top. She was in a very elaborate pose with her arm stretched out and her hand open with long slender fingers. This girl had a pensive and extremely alluring look on her face, yet there was a look of sure sorrow there too if only subtle. She didn’t seem at all sexual, but rather innocent and pure. This was something I felt like belonged in the Louver or the Vatican, it was all carved like an ancient statue in the most graceful of positions. Her hair was bunched together like a Greek goddess, and as she stood there as beautiful and petite as a wood nymph, I saw the only part of her that seemed imperfect, her big does on either foot curved inward slightly, but otherwise she seemed to have what I could only describe as perfect features.
“Who do you suppose this is, Kell?” I asked.
“I’m not sure; I’ve never seen it before. She looks a little like Venus in Bottecceli’s painting,” Kelly said, “but prettier. Whoever this person was, I think she probably meant a lot to Nido, look around her, here’s that strange language again, and beneath it, there’s an inscription.”
Kelly read the inscription aloud.
TO YOU MY DARLING, MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME WITH YOU NO LONGER IN IT.
FORGIVE ME, YOU WERE MY ONLY CREATOR OF JOY.
FORGIVE ME.
“Wow, I wonder who this girl was to him, she seems to have a place of honor to be sure here.” Kelly remarked.
“I’m not sure” I replied. “Perhaps she was his wife, but look at how young she looks.”
As we reached the peak of the stairs, we found a normal looking door with a handle, and when I went to turn it, I found it was locked. I saw a keyhole beneath the handle, and asked Kelly if she had the key to the house, maybe it opened this lock as well. She searched around her pockets and found it, we tried to put in the lock, but it wouldn’t fit. We looked around the busts and the masks; maybe Nido had hidden it here. It was nowhere to be found. After looking around quite a while, I went back downstairs, and was going to look through the rest of the house, but as I reached the entrance where I’d come in, Kelly yelled that she had an idea. I returned upstairs, and she looked around the statue with the inscription when she asked me to help her. Brushing around I was kneeling at an awkward angle, when I tried to steady myself, by pulling on the arm of the statue, it moved down, ever so slightly, and in her hand appeared the key. I took the key from her hand and put it in the lock, turned it and opened the door, to what looked to be Nido’s bedroom.
Before we entered, Kelly asked me something that was a little startling, both in that she hadn’t asked sooner, and because of how nervous in the way she asked it. She wouldn’t advance any further into the room, until I had addressed her question. “How did Mr. Nido die?”
“Well, he suffered a stroke at work, and died in the hospital the next day. Why do you ask?” I informed her.
“Well, it’s nothing really, but something I’d noticed all throughout the house was how impeccably clean it has been, especially for a man who had died nearly a month and a half ago.”
“Oh, why do you say that, it was something I noticed a while back, but just figured it hadn’t gotten much chance to collect dust, with how well sealed off these rooms seem to be.”
“Yes, I thought the same thing, but look at his bed, and everything, if a room ought to be dirty, it’s this one, and it’s as clean as if it were cleaned hours before we arrived here, and the furniture over there, that’s impossibly clean too, they said no one’s been here since he died and we came, right?”
“Yeah…”
“Well, I’m sorry, it just kind of scared me thinking about it is all.” She said as if composing herself into a sort of peace with the fact.
“I’m sure that you have a point, and I’m sure there’s some perfectly logical explanation for all of this, but for the moment, let’s go and see what this is all about.”
So, it was that we walked into Frazer’s bedroom, a little more cautious but still curious what we might find here.
As we entered the bedroom, the most amazing thing about it, was how much more normal it appeared to be than the other rooms we’d gone into. I was actually a little surprised with everything. It looked like it could be anyone’s bedroom really, if anyone was a 17th century French king, that is. It had a normal bed and bed stands on either side. A well shaped head and foot board. These were actually quite fancy, and ornately decorated, but nothing unusual or strange. There was a fairly elaborate valet at the end near an almost gaudy wardrobe. There was also a nicely cut and decorated vanity mirror atop some drawers that rather looked like a desk. The chair seated beneath it, looked like something that Louis XIV would have sat in. The room all had a baroque feel to it in fact. The wallpaper around the place had a classy paisley pattern to it. The whole bedroom looked like it could have come from the palace of Versailles, with each piece containing enough flourishes to look at for hours. I went to go feel the bed and look around a little, and when I sat on it, it was perhaps the most comfortable bed I’d ever felt, I wanted to lie down on it, just to see what it felt like, and when I did, something rather interesting greeted me.
As I stared up at the ceiling, I saw the most elaborate and lifelike painting I’d ever seen in my life. The painting was very obviously of the girl I’d seen a depiction of just moments ago in the statue. She was sitting down in an open chair with the same very distinctive features she’d had in the statue, including the bent toes. She was in a costume that I could describe as ‘clothed nudity’ meaning that the loose gown she wore was quite light and showed off every part of her body. She looked lovely and actually fairly happy here. Her eyes were directed at something off in the distance, and she sat in a backdrop of an Arcadian landscape. Behind her, was a giant harp. Even among all of the brilliant things I’d already seen today, this was perhaps the most inspiring of all. It really struck out with emotion, not only from the girl, but from the painter. One could tell that the artist’s very soul went into this painting, and that whoever the subject was, wasn’t merely an artistic subject, but the object of his deepest affections. It was actually quite moving, and nearly made me weep to look at it.
“Kelly, you must see this.” I said pointing to the ceiling. She came over and looked up, sitting then lying on the bed next to me.
“Is that the girl from the statue?” She inquired.
“Yes, I said, what do you make of this?”
“Well, it’s brilliant, perhaps the greatest thing in the house so far.” She returned. “Mr. Nido sure had an affinity for this girl. I wish there were a way we could know who she was, or more specifically, who she was to him.”
After staring at the painting for a couple minutes, I decided to see if maybe we could find some of those answers in this very room. I reasoned that this must be the room where Nido spent the most time, more than any other single room, even if he were only sleeping in it mostly, so it must be the closest to him as well. I looked around, and thought to open up the night stands next to the bed. When I opened them, I discovered Nido’s glasses, and a few bottles of ointments and so forth inside. It was a little strange for me to find this, because this seemed to be the first thing Nido had in his house that had been made from a factory. I looked around on the other side, and here I found some books written a few languages, including The Odyssey by Homer in Greek, and The Metamorphosis by Ovid in Latin. Also, there were some books written in Chinese, Russian and two English books, Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell and The Jungle Book by Kipling. As I searched around further, I found some books in the same language I didn’t understand, except on the cover of the book, was written in English the title Niddish Mathematics. What the word Niddish meant I wasn’t sure, but when I opened the book to look at it, I could see nothing but the letters I’d seen before.
This alphabet was becoming more and more familiar to me, it seemed so simple, and I only saw nine symbols in it, I’d count them again and again, but could make no more out. It looked like there was an ‘x’ and an ‘o’, but I wasn’t sure. Everything else seemed simply like geometric shapes, like a dot, line, triangle, square, double square and a strange double diamond sort of symbol that looked like a linear 8. Sometimes they would run together with curves connecting them, like cursive. I asked Kelly about it, and she was equally as unsure of the meaning of it, save to say she figured that Niddish may just be from Nido’s last name, made into an adjective. As for the mathematical part of this book, there were certainly no discernible numbers, at least not of any numeric system I was familiar with. I asked Kelly about that too, and she said, she figured, like the ancient Greek alphabet, these letters, must have clearly doubled as the letters, she pointed out a few symbols that seemed to be acting as indicators for the mathematics part of things. This was actually really interesting, and I asked Kelly to see if we could perhaps try to figure out the mathematics part of it, that should likely be the easiest thing to decode of this strange language.
We looked through the book and there was a diagram of a circle, with a line half way through the middle, it read –p( )=(?) beneath it, and it became a little clearer what this may have meant. Kelly said that Nido was trying to explain circumference with the obviously different character of ‘p’. Examining it further, Kelly, reasoned that this must be explaining the diameter of the circle and thus the double boxes must somehow represent radius, in this formula, the line represented ‘two’ and the triangle represented diameter. We looked above that and it had the following written p= -(box)/8. We figured this must have meant that p= 22/7, but looking at the symbols, I came to the conclusion that there was something a little odd about everything, then I remembered that there were only eight symbols, so this system must be missing two of the numbers that we were accustomed to. In other words, this was a base eight number system that Nido had probably created and so instead of pi being represented by its normal quantity of 22/7, it would actually mean 26/7 in base eight. I wondered why Nido would try to make this whole thing up, and why he would use base eight instead of the traditional ten base system everyone else knows. I could only guess that Nido wanted to encrypt his work, and he probably found base eight a lot more pragmatic as far as mathematics go.
I began to think about it further and found myself actually agreeing with him. I thought about it, and when it came right down to it, using an eight base system was a lot better. With a base eight system, you would rarely ever have awkward fractions, and it would be a lot easier to understand if we had been born and raised with it. As it stood now, my head was far too ingrained with base ten, to easily learn base eight. I told Kelly about my little discovery, and she said it made a lot of sense and that Mr. Nido must have had a very engineer-like appreciation for the world. She asked me why it would be better to use eight over ten. I explained that the more you divide eight in half, the more you get whole numbers that aren’t fractions. I gave the examples in base eight as follow. 10/2=4, and 4/2=2 and 2/2=1, whereas in base ten 10/2=5, and 5/2=2.5 and 2.5/2=1.25 . Thus base eight is a lot cleaner for most functions, and I would suppose make math a lot easier for anyone who was interested. Even the fractions, I postulated, would be easier to understand and remember. For example, I said, remembering half of ½ of the base eight system would similarly be easier to divide into fractions like .4, .2, and .1 and even .04. Contrast this with base ten and you have .5, .25, .125, and then point .0625, it’s actually quite messy.
Kelly asked, why this would be a more desirable trait for mathematics, to keep it clean like that, and further why do we use the base ten system if it’s inferior? I told her that it’s more desirable because it makes things simpler for the memory, and purer too, and thus it’s easier to do, and comprehend; doing things like exponents and so on would be a lot easier in base eight, and we use the base ten system because that is how many fingers we have, so it makes counting things easier. I further explained that I’d been told we actually changed our number base system a long time ago to ten from twelve. She asked how I knew that, and I explained that the numbers eleven and twelve were distinct from the usual teens like thirteen and fourteen. Also it remained in our language through hints like the words dozen and gross. I also said that computers these days use binary to achieve the same basic purpose as Nido was trying to do here with the more human calculation friendly base eight. Something then struck me looking at these numbers again. Each character had as many points as it was supposed to represent. This meant for example that the number ? was equal to 1, – is 2, ?is three and so on, with the o representing zero. I pointed this out to Kelly, and she thought it was a clever idea for its sheer simplicity.
I decided I’d look at the book more later, but for the time being, I had earlier noticed a box sticking out from under the bed. I slid it out from the bed onto the floor and then hoisted it up on the bed to set it beside me. I could hear some things shuffling around the box when I’d picked it up but I couldn’t see any way to open it. There didn’t appear to be any lid or cover… or cracks at all. The only thing that seemed like it would perhaps get to the contents inside was a small metal circle in the center of one of the sides. The box was painted a dark majestic red, except for the metal circle and on the outside of that was written something else in the language that looked like lutaero:ku tae kutae. Naturally I didn’t know what this meant mathematically or otherwise. I fidgeted with it, but didn’t have any luck except for when I’d stick my finger through the metal hole I could feel the surface beneath it retreat slightly. I fidgeted with it more, and as I did, I finally was able to push the box up and the sides of it slid out in either direction. Inside I found many letters, as I shuffled through them, they were each dated. The dates ran from October of 1949 to December of 1955, and there were perhaps one hundred letters. I told Kelly what I had found, she had busied herself looking through some of Nido’s books, but looked over at me and asked who they were addressed to.
I told her they were all addressed to Frazer, except the last few were addressed to someone named Joy but these last few had been written by Frazer and never sent, it seemed. The others were all written by Joy herself to him. I was extremely eager to read these, I was sure they would provide a clue to Mr. Nido’s life. I started to read one aloud, the first one, and Kelly just sat there and listened intently as I began.
12 October 1949
Dear Frazer,
You made me the happiest girl tonight. I love to dance, and I didn’t know that you were so good at it. Thank you for teaching me how to waltz. I have never felt so pretty as when you said those things to me. I’m so happy you came into my life, and I feel like things are only going to get better from now on for both of us. As you read this letter, know that I am smiling right now just with the thought of you in your lovely tuxedo dressed up like a million dollars… hmmm.
Yours,
Joy
I skimmed through a few and picked out another it read:
25 December 1949
Dear Frazer,
I still can’t believe my luck to have you in my life. The hole I’ve had in my heart before I met you seems to have disappeared, and I can think of nothing better to fill it. I know it has only been a couple of months since we started going steady, but I feel like I could be with you forever and never stop smiling. My mother says she’s never seen me so happy in my whole life, like I just am walking on clouds with everything I do. I think you have helped me with my school work, can you believe it? Thank you for my Christmas gift, where did you get the money for them? I’m not trying to be rude or complain, far from it, I love them. I’ve never had a nicer pair of earrings in my life. I’m still smiling.
Yours,
Joy
Though I was sure Frazer must have had a normal life at one point, and could hardly have escaped being in love at one time or other, this was a very strange thing to actually find the evidence for after he had died.
“Wow!” Kelly exclaimed, “it is always so sweet to hear or read things like that. Read another one.”
“I know, this is very sweet, okay here’s one from about a year later, hold on.”
4 November 1950
Dear Frazer,
School is going well, thank you for asking, I can’t believe how well everything is still working out. Dorothy told me to tell you ‘hello’, so ‘hello’. I can’t believe you’re already in college, I’m so proud of you, and I’ll try to visit you every chance I get. Whenever daddy let’s me use the car, that is. We all miss you, even Rex seems to wonder where you are at times. I love having him around, but he’s no replacement for my one and only frazzled Frazer. I miss you so bad, I know you don’t like it when I call you on the phone, but sometimes I just want to call you and talk for hours. I know I know, I’m a teenage girl and that’s supposedly what we do, but Fraz, I love and miss you more than life itself sometimes, and if I could only hear your deep, strong voice, I’d smile from ear to ear. Well, I’m still smiling.
Yours,
Joy
It was really interesting to see Nido so humanized by this strange little box. Before he just seemed to live in a house of wonders, without any real coherence or meaning behind them, but now there was something else to them. It all made more sense too, with the statue and the painting. Apparently this girl had meant a lot to Frazer. I was curious to see what happened so I picked out another letter and again read aloud with Kelly watching me intently.
18 May 1951
Dear Frazer,
I’m so happy, I still can’t get over the feeling. Whenever I look at my hand, it just seems out of place, but in a good way. I sometimes just stare at it and smile, you always know how to make me do that. I think some of my friends are jealous, whenever I bring it up, Dorothy and Patricia just try to change the subject… hey, some girls are just lucky I guess. I know we’re going to be happy for the rest of our lives. I know it has been a little hard sometimes, but we’ve gotten through it all so far, especially the distance, and we’ll do it again. I love you, and in case you didn’t read that correctly, I love you, I love you, I love you. There, I figure saying it three times we’ll help, and believe me, I’m saying it out loud as I write it too. I’m smiling even wider today than usual, and I look forward to your next letter with wild anticipation.
Yours,
Joy
Apparently, Nido was engaged in his life. It hadn’t occurred to me before, but maybe he was once even married, maybe he had estranged children, or God forbid, children who had died before he did. I couldn’t answer any of these questions, but decided to read on, so it would tell me at least what happened to Joy. I found that the letters were fairly evenly dated and then suddenly the dates became a little sparser. I picked up one of the last regular ones.
15 December 1951,
Dear Frazer,
Of course I’m excited about it, you don’t need to ask me. I know that you are busy right now, but I do still want to talk to you sometime soon. My family is well, my parents say ‘hi’ so ‘hi’, Patricia and Dorothy are well, Patricia is engaged too, but I feel kind of bad for her, because her fiancée joined the army a few months ago, and now they’re going to send him to Korea. She’s really sad about it, as you can imagine. Oh, Rex wags ‘hello’ too.
Yours,
Joy
This letter seemed noticeably colder in tone to me than the last few were, and I was curious to see if there may have been a reason why. So I read another one.
23 February 1952,
Dear Frazer,
Sorry I haven’t been answering your calls, I’ve been very busy with school lately. I know you are always so restless, so it must be hard for you. You’ll be done before you know it, and then you’ll have to get a job. Do you ever worry about the future? I find myself worrying about it all the time. I hope that’s not bad… I know I know, you’ll be there, but still, I’m just wondering if I’ll really be happy. Well, I don’t want to worry about it, I’m sure we’ll be fine.
Joy
This letter just seemed plain icy, especially compared to the first ones, I wondered if she had just lost feeling for him over time, or what. I got the feeling that they didn’t stay engaged for very long after this time, so I decided to skip ahead to the last letter she had written to him, and see what that said.
2 October 1952
Frazer,
Stop writing, and stop calling please, I can’t deal with it anymore. You’re going to piss off Bob and he’ll want to beat you up, he already does. You hurt me, Frazer, very badly. I don’t love you anymore, I’m sorry, I just don’t. You’ll find someone else.
Joy
Apparently I had missed something; this was a very harsh letter to read for me, especially after seeing them in their ‘puppy-dog’ stages of love just minutes ago. I couldn’t believe just months before they had been engaged. I wondered what Frazer had done to have hurt her so badly. I also wondered when they had broken up, it seemed it was sometime between October and February. I skimmed through the letters in that time span until I came across one from June
6 June 1952
Frazer,
I told you before last Saturday, it’s over. I know you’re hurting I’m hurting too. I don’t know how you could have done that to me, I mean, Dorothy of all the girls you could have picked. Look, Fraz, I think it’s better if we don’t call each other for a while. I’ll still write you letters, but I’m still very angry. I can’t believe you. Sorry, my handwriting is so bad, I’m starting to cry again, and you know how clumsy I can be when I cry. Anyway, I need to go, Bob is coming over to take me to a movie. Take care of yourself Frazer.
Joy
It seemed so obvious what happened now, when Frazer was a young man, probably 16 or 17 he fell in love with a young girl named Joy. He went off to college and she stayed behind, they were happy for a while and even got engaged but something happened to give one or both of them doubts, and eventually, Frazer must have felt compelled to strike out and had some sort of affair with Dorothy. Joy found out about it, and finally broke up with Frazer for good, after which point she started to date some guy named Bob. I was now eager to find out what Frazer had apparently written to Joy but not bothered to send, there were only a few letters, and I suspected he wrote them more to solace himself than to actually tell her anything.
5 October 1952
Dear Joy,
I was a fool, I know it, I miss you and I love you so much, I just didn’t realize how much until after I had made everything so bad. Please, we can still be happy, I promise, just forgive me. You are my only Joy in life. I try to keep myself busy with my work, and my inventions and studies, but it doesn’t work. I always think about you, always. You must love me still. I can’t even begin to describe the pain in my heart. Whatever I can do, I would. This is one thing I can’t think my way out of, besides pleading for you to take me back. I’m weeping with every word as I write to you, and just thinking about how happy we were in the beginning, you remember, don’t you? I love you, Joy, and I shall never stop, know that, I know in your heart and soul you do and I only pray that you love me in return.
Yours,
Frazer
This was quite sad to read and the anguish of poor Frazer must have really hurt him. I didn’t know if it was for this reason that he became reclusive later on, but I had little doubt that she must have had something to do with it. I then read the next letter he’d written.
17 April 1954
Dear Joy,
It has been nearly two years since you and I broke up, and I still can’t think of anyone but you. I doubt I’ll ever send you this letter, not because I’m afraid of it getting into the hands of Bob, but more because I know it is futile, it will only stir up a hornet’s nest that shouldn’t be disturbed. I’m writing this to you because, I suppose, I want to express that I still love you, and I miss you more than life itself. I feel like there must be something wrong with me. I actually saw you and Bob together the last time I went home, it was at the green grocer, but I didn’t want to say anything, so I hurried out quickly. Dorothy says you two are engaged, congratulations I suppose. I am happy for you, really I am, but I still miss you, tremendously. I’ve tried dating other girls and some of them are beautiful or smart or sophisticated, but not like you, they’re just not the same. I love you my darling, I’ll always love you.
Yours, Frazer
This was an interesting progression but I was almost a little nervous to read the last letter, I wondered why he would suddenly stop writing, maybe he just moved on, but I was anxious to find out.
10 March 1955
Dear Joy,
I still can’t believe you’re gone from this world. It has already been two months, but I’m still totally stunned. I always hoped, Joy, that you would forgive me but now there is only one place I’ll ever learn that for sure and I certainly hope I get to go there just to see you again. You were my only Joy, I tried to fill the hole in my heart when I lost you with my gadgets, and other girls and study, but you are simply irreplaceable. I miss you more than life, itself. I went to your funeral, and I saw everyone there, people I hadn’t seen in years, like your family, and Bob, and Patricia, and even Dorothy. They just gave me accusing stares when I showed up, I’d never felt so unwelcome any place in my life. I simply wanted to crawl up in a ball and die myself when I saw everyone. I must confess, Joy, I couldn’t take it anymore, I left. I cried the entire car ride home. I kept thinking about that bridge… the one we’d driven over so many times together and how it was the last place you drew breath. My God, I can’t stop from crying now, I feel like I’ve been crying for two months straight. I always loved you Joy, I’ll always love you.
Yours,
Frazer
P.S. I look forward to the day I can meet you in heaven again, I’m no longer afraid of death if it means I can either stop this misery, or see you again or both. I hope you’ll find yourself more forgiving by that point. I love you
This was quite a hard letter to take. I felt very sorry for Frazer, and I was just happy that he may be with her in heaven now as we spoke. To see that she had died at such a young age must have hurt him greatly, and I was personally glad I had never suffered anything like that in my life. It was also interesting to see that he was so inventive at that age too.
After I had finished reading the letter Kelly said, “Poor, Frazer, that must have hurt that poor man so much, I wonder if he ever dated after that.”
“I kind of doubt it, from what I can make out, he seems like he would have been very weary of people and it would have just kept contributing to itself until he became the total hermit he was when he died,” I replied pensively.
“Yeah, but to hold that sort of hurt for fifty years seems like a bit much,” Kelly quipped.
“I agree, but one thing I could tell about Frazer, now that I remember it, is that he was a pretty sensitive person. I think he didn’t cope with things like death well. I remember even when Joe Polakos, the bust I was talking to you about on the stairs, died, Frazer seemed to take that pretty hard.” I returned.
I then figured it was time to set this box down with all of the letters in it and come back to it later perhaps. I wanted to see more of this house, and the most obvious choice was to go through a doorway I’d seen near the vanity desk. I asked Kelly if she was ready to continue exploring and she said she was, so we opened the door with no hassle and entered into what was quite obviously Nido’s office.
Nido’s office looked like something out of a Victorian novel, like it belonged to a wealthy man who’d recently returned from a great safari. It was crammed with knickknacks and gadgets on every free ounce of shelf space. There were book cases, and maps all over the walls, as well as flags that draped down, and busts of what looked to be classical Romans and Greeks. The whole thing reminded me of an 18th century home I’d once seen in London, called the John Soane house. The room was stately and all of the furniture was made of oak, on top of the main desk, there was an old time world map. This was in fact the only clear thing in the room, except the floor. The strange thing about this room is it looked like every bit of it was planned and perfectly well kept; it just had a lot of stuff to put there. The book shelves were filled with books on engineering, art, woodworking, glassblowing, every kind of hobby or trade one could think of and there were of course many books in foreign languages I couldn’t make out the titles of, because they were in Latin, Greek, German, Arabic, French, Japanese and Mandarin. I could only kind of read some of the German stuff, but Kelly spoke a few of these languages so, told me what the ones in Latin, Greek and a little of the Arabic meant.
Besides the elegant desk with the map on it, were a couple of roll top desks, a sort of umbrella vase with various posters and rolls of paper coming out of them. On the walls, beside the maps and flags were some beautiful paintings of idealic and picturesque landscapes, many with classical scenes on them, some of which I was familiar with, others not. This office, as you might guess was simply immense; it looked like it took up half the house. I thought I’d sit at the desk, and perhaps discover what was in the drawers. While I did this, Kelly skimmed through some of the books, especially the ones in foreign languages. In the drawers to this grand old desk were many files. I opened them and found a lot of Nido’s financial records. It appears that Nido was something of a financial genius by his records. These records went quite far back to the 60’s and it seems he caught every financial trend before anyone else. I remembered being a little curious about how a man who was working as a janitor in his 70’s could have $50,000 saved up and not simply want to retire. As I looked through the records it dawned on me, that Nido actually had a great deal more wealth than this $50,000. I came to understand that he spent much of his money supporting his hobbies, and the fifty grand was only what he had in available assets, that is, electronic assets in the bank. Nido had predicted and invested in many great companies before they were big, such as Microsoft and companies of that nature. He seemed to have great stocks and was quite astute at understanding human nature, especially economically.
After I looked through a lot of these files, I decided I’d go through some of his other books, I found a shelf that seemed to have only books that Nido himself had written. Fortunately for me, they were in English, though they seemed to be pretty old. It seems that he wrote a novel of Chaucerian like short stories called The Secular Monastery, about a young college student who goes off and discovers a monastery devoted more to the brilliance of mankind, rather than God. I also found a book about Nido’s philosophy on life, it was rather interesting, where he wrote a series of essays on nearly anything you could think of. He wrote about random things that came to his mind, topics big and small. As I turned through the pages I found it all fascinating and I can try to write the gist of a few of the more interesting topics here.
Concerning religion- Nido talks about how he is a full fledged agnostic here, and how he doesn’t understand how anyone can have a belief in a god there is no evidence for, but oppositely, he doesn’t understand how anyone can deny a being of this magnitude, equally with no other evidence than their own perceptions… especially when such beings are supposed to be beyond our limited senses. He postulates that there is much beyond what we can see and feel, and that the reason we can sense what we can is it is essential for our survival. On the other hand, Nido didn’t embrace a divine being or beings without any questions at all. He speculates that the origins of the universe are something he would never personally know in his life time. If people did know such things, it might settle the question better. He then proceeds to write some hypothetical formulas for how to start a universe himself, but says they are far too experimental and outlandish to realistically try out. Thus he leaves it that he is truly an agnostic in all things metaphysical and temporal. He also mentions that if he had to adopt a particular belief in God, he would certainly be a Deist, because he doesn’t understand how a divine creator would want to interact with the subjects he made.
Concerning politics- On the realistic side of things, Nido describes himself as an international isolationist, opting for independence in every form from all other countries, except by means of trade. I suspect this was actually fairly representative of his own personal demeanor concerning other people. Nido also says that he supports the least amount of government interference into people’s daily life as possible. Nido also mentions a proposal for a strange new system of government where there would be an elected dictator every eight years. In this system, there would be a board of eight members who would convene in a secret location when called upon by the chairman of that group to either overthrow or to execute that dictator for poor use of his power. The dictator would have absolute authority over everything and everyone, and would be expected to delegate a good deal of his labors to subordinates, whom he could fire at any time for corruption or misuse of power.
The dictator, according to Nido, would be forbidden to do a few things and would be ejected from office if he didn’t comply by a few of these rules. The main thing the dictator could never do was try to discover who any of this mystery board of eight were, and if he did find any out, they could both be ousted from their respective offices immediately. Also, they would be granted immunity from all of his actions, until a jury could resolve whether or not the actions of the board member were justified. A board member would be forbidden from becoming dictator. Whenever there was an impeachment hearing for any given dictator, the board members would have to have a 3/4ths majority to eject the dictator from office, and a unanimous decision would allow execution. The means of execution Nido describes were particularly gruesome and cruel, but he had hope that by demonstrating such means, the dictator would try to treat his subjects all well, since he would never know who was to ultimately be his judge, and perhaps means to his horrible execution. Nido goes on further to say that he found that republican democracies were inefficient due to needless rhetoric that necessarily goes with them. He also says that he felt they were too corruptible by special interests, but with a dictator who would live in both fear and love of his subjects, he would always try to act the best way possible for all concerned. Because, at least in theory, the board members would be all over the country in almost any walk of life.
Nido, continued by recommending that board members be as young as sixteen and as old as sixty-four, and that the classes of the country were represented proportionally. Nido gives no other specifications to demographics, except saying that women and men should make up equal portions of the board, and also be elected as dictator, but that would be a majority decision.
I found all of this quite fascinating, and thought of Nido’s utopia in real life. I was doubtful to its actual practicality, but found it charming that he would take the time to consider how to run a country well. I personally never tried to create my own form of government as a pure mental exercise, so thought Nido’s system was a fairly good idea for a purely theoretical thing.
Concerning education- Nido suggests here that education is perhaps one of the most crucial things in life for success and understanding, yet he goes on to write that education is not for everyone. He says that there should be certain elements of education that are equally disbursed to everyone, and that anyone willing should certainly receive any kind of education they choose. Nido says he himself received fairly low marks in school, because he never had the self motivation to actually learn what he wanted to. He also recommends that education be seen as more of a thing for leisure, ultimately, rather than as for a profession, though both applications should be remembered. He says that students, especially young students would do well to learn certain things earlier, such as many foreign languages and more complex mathematics. He also recommends here to allow younger students to choose more elective classes in a time after school, but these classes must be of the student’s choice (with some gentle encouragement one way or other by the student’s parents).
He recommends taking the grading aspect out of schools, especially in older classes, and to demonstrate proficiency in any given subject, aptitude tests should actually be given at the place of application. Meaning, there should be no tests or grades given for attendance or anything of that nature, except at a job for example, where the actual relevant material will be tested. Nido says, that this would take much of the pressure off of both teachers to teach to a certain subject, giving more leeway to interesting rants rather than focused dreariness, and that students would further benefit by listening due to interest rather than duty. He suggests also that students, who don’t want to be compulsorily educated, certainly shouldn’t beyond a very low age, or perhaps twelve years old or so. Giving students a choice would allow for better labor stratification in later years, which Nido feels is a good thing and allows allotments in life that will better sustain society without as many labor crises.
I personally disagreed with Nido on a lot of these points, but remember as a child myself, hating the grading systems, because I felt they were too subjective in many regards, and stifled creativity.
Concerning love- Nido talks about how he sees love as being something that really confuses him. That said, he says he has both a theoretical perspective and a realistic perspective based on his experiences. In theory, Nido says that love is a purely biological driven thing for the reproduction and rearing of offspring. He suggests that the average length of time for love should be about seven or so years, enough for a child to be born and raised to a more independent (Paleolithically speaking) age. He then follows this up by suggesting that in reality, this doesn’t quite work, and based on his experience, it is very possible to love someone for a lifetime, even without seeing him (or in his case her) again, even after several years. He goes on to suggest theories of why certain people fall in love with each other, and outside of the primitive aspect of women wanting the most successful and powerful males, and men wanting the most fertile and attractive females, there must be some more to it. He suggests that anyone could in theory fall in love with nearly anyone else, providing that all of the superficial aspects match up. He goes on to write that what makes something special between people is the self projection they force onto their partners with their subconscious minds, in order to secure an idea of those people and the need to preserve them (for their offspring’s sake) as much as they would need to preserve themselves. He also suggests here that it is truly impossible to ever really know someone to any extent as well as one knows himself. What he then says is that this self projected image covers the more tacit bases of his partner’s personality, like the inner thoughts and such, that he himself can not, and will never be able to really know.
Nido goes on to write that in his own experience, he finds love too hard to cope with, and that the sorrow and disappointment it causes are ultimately far too overwhelming for his poor soul, so finding love in what you do, and abstaining from people is perhaps the best way to really find happiness. Nido goes on to speculate that other people try to find too much solace in the idea of love and don’t give enough credulity to themselves. Nido goes on to describe different kinds of love and their functions, starting with child to parent love, where a parents loves and respects his parents for instinctual reasons, including total dependence for material possessions. Then there is adolescent love, this he calls the discovery of love, and it is perhaps the most tender love, besides parent to child, that there could be. He says that adolescent love is the first exposure to many new and raw hormonally based emotions, and thus is among the most potent of loves, especially when combined with sex. Then there is mature romantic love, which has by this time been jaded a bit from the adolescent counter part, this is the love that is more established and pragmatic in as far as longevity of relationships and actual living goes. He says that this is perhaps the ideal love in many ways. Next he talks about parent to child love, where it is perhaps the harshest (in pure theory to Nido) love, with both the best rewards and the worst heartaches. He says this is a reflection of self love, combined with ultimate worry and concern for someone else. Next is self love, and this he says, will always be the most intimate and fully developed. Finally, he suggests charitable and platonic love, the love for strangers you don’t know, and those you are not intimate with on a familial or sexual level. Nido recommends this is the easiest love to cope with and also the most rewarding for what is put into it. He says that even this love can be quite painful, so ultimately for him, though loved a great many people throughout his lifetime, he finds love to hard and chooses to not to indulge in it, for fear of pain.
Concerning sexuality- Along many of the same lines as love, Nido finds sexuality to be a very difficult topic, partly just due to the fact that he doesn’t fully understand all of it. He suggests that sex should be a recreational venture and performed among any people that deem it worth it ultimately to engage. He goes on to write that sexuality is something that should be less criticized and openly embraced in society overall. He finds prudishness to be puritanical and ignorant on the one hand, but ultimately understands a lot of it on the other. He says that with the increased use of sexual technology like birth control sex should be engaged in quite freely, but ultimately he is confused by the very real and frustrating feelings of jealousy. He goes on to suggest that if there is a much more open understanding and acceptance of all sex from the start of life, that such jealousies and frustrations, and therefore strange fetishes and sexual abuses would severely lessen. He goes on to describe most people as being bisexual to some extent, mostly leaning toward the heterosexual side, and says that homosexuality is a deliberate choice by most of its practitioners. He has no problem with this per se, rather he goes on to chastise the cultures of the sexually repressed as seeking attention and ultimately making a culture from the elements of nothing except stereotypes to promote singularity and ultimately isolation. He goes on to state that the homosexuals of the ancient world were ultra masculine and rarely dramatic the ways they have been since Oscar Wilde.
Concerning human achievement- this seemed to be of special importance to Nido, and he says though he rarely engages with others, he finds infinite potential and good in the human race as a whole. He says that mankind will use its creativity and sophistication to ultimately better himself and the world as a whole, as is profitable for either. He goes on to say that he finds infinite potential for the forth generations to come, and that he would do anything to see the world of five thousand years hence for only a few days. He claims that as mankind has grown thus far in technology, so has his understanding and ability to create solutions. He suggests that though neither the future nor the actions of mankind will ever be perfect, they will ultimately continue to improve for as long as humanity continues to exist. He goes on to site that the improvement and collaboration over the years is now increasing at an exponential rate, and that he sees nothing but glory and hopefulness for people of the future. It is to this great spirit, Nido draws a lot of his quite admiration for people and where much of his own achievement and invention comes from. He does show slight doubts of pessimism as well, but says that all growing pains into new technologies and achievements, no matter what their causes of creation were, will take time to get used to, and people will ultimately try their best to exploit and abuse any system to their own personal advantages.
Concerning hardship- Nido claims that hardship is something that ultimately helps better people in general, using the adage that which doesn’t kill me can only make me stronger. He goes on to suggest that those who are lucky enough to be born into a life free of most hardship, should use the advantages they have for the betterment of themselves and others ultimately, and never let it go to waste. Nido professes an admiration for those who suffer hardship cheerfully, and a slight disdain for those who grumble through some of life’s more common difficulties, including himself. He says that difficulty is a great thing in some ways because it forces mankind into achievement and it is best to be exposed to many kinds of hardship in youth so as to be better immune to it in the future. He does say that certain difficulties and hardships people ought never to deal with, such as abuse or violence, especially to children. He says it is because of hardship that he achieved many of his greater works, and figured out the ways to sustain himself and his person. He is grateful for it, though the pain was often still overbearing to him.
Concerning work- Nido suggests here that ultimately the way to salvage one’s soul is through work. Nido goes on to say that he must constantly be working, even when he is trying to be idle, or he would go mad. He further explains something I was quite curious about with him after learning of his fortune. He says that working and keeping oneself busy, allows one to focus his attentions more productively. This is why he became a janitor those many years ago, so that he could have some more mundane chore to allow his body to work on, while it focused the powers of his mind to the real questions and troubles that were bothering him. He says that by working, it gives one more validity to life and to achievement. He feels that creativity and work are the ultimate pleasures in life, as odd as that sounds. He says this because he suggests that one’s worth as a person ultimately comes from what one does, and it is a rare thing for one to be remembered in a purely good way by sitting idly watching a television. Show. Thus, he goes on to write that for him, work has always gotten him out of the hardest ruts of his life and that if he finds himself shirking for too long, he falls into a personal depression only work, (mostly on his hobbies) will get him out of.
Concerning morality- Morality, Nido suggests, is almost always purely relative, meaning it is far too fuzzy to ever really have an ultimate code of rules for which to live by. In one circumstance it may be prudent to act on a certain moral standpoint in the traditional way, and in another not. This Nido has a problem with, because it makes life more complex and less easy to understand. He goes on to suggest that morality should be built by a series of axioms that are indisputable in themselves so as to give a clearer understanding. He didn’t write any of the axioms he came up with in this book, but he did write some of the basic laws he thought would be more or less consistently acceptable. Basically, Nido mentions that what most has to be established are the semantic and therefore pragmatic applications of what ‘good’ and ‘bad’ mean. ‘Good’, Nido goes on to suggest, are those things which benefit a person and his surroundings as a whole, and whatever is most beneficial to everything would be considered ultimately good. ‘Bad’ in contrast is what is less profitable to a person and the greater environment as a whole as well. The representations of good and evil illustrate their points, but not their definitiveness per se. What is more profitable is what allows the greatest degree of survival and comfort and self sustaining, and what’s less profitable doesn’t allow such things. For example, Nido writes, stealing a good deal of money takes away from the self sustaining and comfort of more people than just the one, and thus is necessarily evil, unless stealing for the one means his very existence or not.
I found this particular essay to be a little more confusing and difficult than most of his other ones, but it was interesting all the same. I think it was so confusing and difficult because I hadn’t really thought about it before myself and now, Nido had me wondering what good and bad really mean. I found myself wondering why something were considered good and others bad and who really decided such distinctions in the first place.
Concerning virtue- Virtue, Nido points out, is not the same as morality, but rather is a code to live by. It is more on par with the axioms that he suggested for morality and it ultimately makes one a moral person, by their own code of axioms or virtues, if they adhere to it. He goes on to suggest people from history who had certain virtues and axioms that may not agree with people of today or even of one’s contemporaries but ultimately made them a virtuous person if their virtues were true and sound. He talks about past dictators and how some of them had outstanding virtues in many regards but carried them out in a way that was less than sympathetic to others of their and our times. Nido says that virtues are things that every person should come up with ultimately by himself. Virtuous people, he postulates, will always be seen of people of strong character and sometimes shady actions. He does recommend that there should be a common set of codified virtues for all to follow and abide by, such as promotion of life and so on like that.
Concerning life’s complexity- Here is a very prominent issue to Nido and one that I don’t think he ever fully understood to his heart’s desire. He points out that the complexity of life is far too great for anyone to really reasonably understand or even tolerate well. He goes on to express his frustration with never quite knowing himself or anything fully. He speculates that in the end, if he is fortunate enough to meet a God, he will have many many issues brought up by that divine power that he simply hadn’t considered. He talks about how no one can really ever have anything truly figured out, because there is just far too much in everything. From the atomic structures and quantum mechanics governing things, to the more abstract levels of understanding of what each thing means to the universe and its surroundings. Although Nido is slightly confusing here, he tries to clarify by saying that he wishes he could simply think about each and everything in the universe and if he had enough time and mental capacity he would. His mind is set on understanding the basic laws of the universe and why they exist as they do. He is more fascinated by the place and time he has been set in life, and wonders how it will all ultimately go together. He suggests here that his greatest regret at the end of his life would be simply knowing and understanding less than he wanted to.
Concerning attention- This is an issue that seems to perplex Nido greatly, as it now does me as well. He says that attention is something he has often seen everyone ultimately seeking, especially those less secure with their positions in life than others. This, he points out, is especially true for girls and children. He says that he understands the basic reasons why, because they are at a time when they need to be attended to and affirmed as having worth in this lifetime, but it still confuses Nido that anyone seeks it in the ways that they do. He also confesses a curiosity at why the confirmation is so important, but then observes that perhaps being affirmed by others gives one hope and a reason to find their life valuable and thus to continue living in a worthwhile way as part of the community, or whatever one feels his function is. He goes on to suggest that young women ultimately seek attention, because they innately know their time of beauty and power will soon be over, and that using their wiles to seek attention is the best way to ultimately enforce and use their power. He calls this a sad fact of reality that he doesn’t see any foreseeable change in. He says that men on the other hand, are luckier in that they set the rules to be followed and that the power they confer on themselves, whether through socialization or nature, is self affirming enough. This system of validation, though not disdainful to Nido, is sad and inefficient. He said if it were in his power he would ultimately have people consistently reaffirm each other’s use and purpose in one another’s lives by having people be honest about their mutual dependencies.
I thought this was all a good point, and was happy Nido, could enlighten me on a point I had often speculated upon in the back of my mind, but never found myself articulating aloud.
Concerning regret- Before I go on to summarize what Nido said, let me just say that this was perhaps the most interesting point for me to read. I was very curious about what Nido would say on this subject as so much of his art and those letters had obviously been driven by a good deal of regret. Nido writes that regret is a fool’s errand, but that it could often steer one on a better path if taken correctly. He says that he had many regrets in his life, especially concerning his earlier love of Joy, and that for all this time, he knows he should have forgiven himself long ago of being a foolish kid, but he never did because he felt that the character he turned into was ultimately due to this. He goes on to say that regret can shape much of a person’s life, but that one should never dwell too much on it, so long as one doesn’t consistently make the same mistakes. His regrets always seemed to concern other people, so he figured that in his life it would be best to omit other people altogether and concentrate on the sorts of mistakes that would never really harm anyone else. He says, to this end, that he really loves people and wants to make them happy, and both not hurt, but more importantly not to be hurt by others again. He continues by saying that nearly every time people interact in a more than platonic way, some sort of regret and hurt will always arise from it.
I found this to be more enlightening of Nido than the philosophy itself, and I was actually quite happy to have stumbled on it. I may point out, that he actually wrote these articles for longer and made them more articulate than I did, but the points remain more or less the same. Nido had some very interesting viewpoints in all, and I don’t know if he ever actually wrote these essays with the intent of having anyone else read them, but I thought they were interesting enough. Some of them were several pages, others were only a sentence or two, but it was quite telling to a lot about his character and thoughts overall.
After finishing looking at this article, I found another book that made things seem to make a lot more sense from the hallway a few rooms back. As I picked it up, it read with a title called Niddish Mythology. I opened the pages, and found all sorts of wonderful things like, family trees of gods, and sketches of each one with a brief description. There was a pantheon of eight gods, a few of whom I was already by this point, slightly familiar with. Namely, I knew about Sapis, Jamalia and Klax. Here it gave a full account of each god and where he was born, and what he did and so on. Sapis, for example was born of the great ‘flash of life’ and gave birth to Jamalia, and together they bore four of the other major gods, and two came in from other sources. What I found most fascinating about all of this was that Nido had actually invented his own mythology altogether, based, it seemed on elements of other mythologies, like Greek, Egyptian and Norse (that I knew of), but also that he totally came up with a lot of this on his own. Each god had a very complex story and several myths associated with him. There were four main gods and goddesses. Nido went through great pains to make each god and goddess as elaborate and interesting as possible. The four gods were Sapis, god of order the sun and light, Klax, god of war and chaos, Cram, god of the sky and life, and Zash god of knowledge and the underworld. The four goddesses were Jamilia, goddess of magic and the moon, Rosaria, goddess of love and beauty, Deria, goddess of the land and harvest and Gravia goddess of the sea and intelligence.
As I flipped through the pages, I wondered why Nido would invent something so elaborate like this, and I ultimately found out, it was to serve as a constant inspiration for him to create from. I’m guessing Nido figured that as he would go on making this, he would have more to sculpt, paint, draw, write and so on, in the same way that the myths of the Greeks and so one have inspired other painters to create the most elaborate and beautiful of illustrations and sculptures, now this would inspire Nido to create whatever he deemed fit, with the perfect guidelines of having some structure, but he could ultimately change the structure for his own ends. I pointed out what I’d discovered to Kelly, and she was happy that we now had some understanding of what all of these things meant, in the meantime she had busied herself looking through an economic model Nido had recently made, perhaps a few months before his death. I asked her about it, and she told me that Nido, had successfully predicted some of the trends of things to come, economically for a few months after his death, and that he seemed to always have a very optimistic attitude toward new technologies. I told her what he had written about human achievement, and she said that was certainly consistent with everything he had predicted. She also said that along those lines, that he had drawn a plan for an economy after everything had become automated, giving stipends of certain amounts to everyone simply to live, since the work would ultimately shrink much smaller than the labor pool, according to Nido’s prediction. I asked her if she thought it was plausible, and she answered it would be if everyone thought like Frazer Nido.
After Kelly had finished looking at the book she was reading, I asked if she was ready to go downstairs, to which she replied that she thought so. On the way out, I noticed a pipe sitting in a pipe holder, which seemed quite appropriate for this room; I guessed that Nido had made it himself, as he seemed to be so apt to do. Absent-mindedly I placed it in my pocket, and followed Kelly back through the door of the office to the bedroom, and down the stairs, where she turned and opened the door to a greenhouse.
The greenhouse didn’t seem to be all that special to begin with, except for the fact that it was immense, and tiered rather strategically. Each tier produced several layers of plants, some for eating and others for other purposes. I found this amazing, because as I walked around trying to get a good idea of what Nido did here, I caught the odors of some of the best scents I’d ever smelled in my life. It smelled surely floral at points, but like the most pleasant perfume I could remember. Also, there were some of the prettiest flowers on some of the tiers, and the tiers themselves were laid out most strategically, with optimum exposure to the sun and the climate seemed perfect to grow nearly anything I could think of. The greenhouse seemed to be about three stories tall, but one of those stories was actually underground. Looking around I could see all kinds of plants, I saw many kinds of vegetables growing in what looked like an orderly manner, where some sections of them would all be in the same stage of growth at the same time, and ultimately at the end of any line of vegetables would be a cart with what looked to be the best grown and freshest vegetables I’d ever seen. I couldn’t have guessed who would have picked these, except for that I looked over, and saw by each row of any given plant, some sort of robotic arm attached to a small set of tracks. I saw one in action tilling the soil and getting the next batch of seeds ready to grow.
I figured that Nido had these robots finely tuned to take care of his greenhouse so that when anything was needed, they could work automatically to bring in harvests and tend to their sections easily. They actually looked quite a lot simpler than they probably were, with three prods that acted like opposable fingers, and in the center of each of these quasi mechanical hands was a small probe that looked like it could feel when the vegetables were ripe for the picking. As I examine one of the nearest automated hands closer, I noticed that it had very delicate pads on the end of its ‘fingers’, when I tried to touch it, it reacted by opening up and almost displaying itself to me. I was a little curious about this, and figured that someone had programmed it to react to touch as a routine maintenance check. The pads themselves seemed to by very tactilely sensitive, and so were likely used to test the ripeness of the vegetables. As I looked around the greenhouse I would have estimated that there were about thirty of these arms in use, each tending to a plant on either side of its tracks. As I looked out into the room, it seemed like one arm or other was always moving in some way. It was actually fascinating to see each arm tending to its plants, and when one would sense that a plant was ripe it would pick it and place it in the carts to be taken away to where I could only guess.
The whole greenhouse seemed to curve in a sort of boomerang shape, and on the bottom floor in the center was a smaller more exclusive greenhouse. I decided to visit this section along the little walkway that Nido had made for himself sometime earlier. Kelly, exclaimed about how interesting this all was along the way down with me, and we chatted about how futuristic and interesting the robotic arms were. We walked down to the smaller chamber and when we opened the door, we found ourselves in a much smaller and more interesting greenhouse, filled with what looked like experimental plants and designs. Then we noticed on the walls and at a small desk, a chart filled with Nido’s language about what only could have been horticultural research on his part, replete with diagrams of whole flowers by section. It seemed that Nido took special interest in genetic research in botany. I couldn’t make a great deal of it out just yet except one plant looked a lot like a tobacco leaf. I noticed too, that there was a good deal of special tools in this room, and a good deal of microscopes and gardening gear that Nido must have used especially for this more exclusive greenhouse. I went to the tobacco plant I’d noticed earlier and started to smell it. When I inhaled the delightful scent from this plant, I caught that it was not just tobacco, but tobacco crossbred with the scent and presumably taste of vanilla.
It then occurred to me to whiff the pipe I had absentmindedly carried from the last room here, and noticed that the smell was pleasantly similar, in fact it hadn’t crossed my mind until now, but I figured Nido must have grown a good deal of his own plants. I myself had smoked cigars on occasion and a pipe once or twice, so I figured Nido must have some shag around. I started looking for it, when Kelly, who had always loved gardening and was looking at the tools Nido had set up, asked me what I was doing.
“I’m looking for some shag for this pipe. Nido apparently grew tobacco I announced.” I announced to her casually.
“You’re going to smoke a dead man’s pipe?” She asked a little unbelieving.
“Well, I hadn’t thought of it that way, but smell this tobacco leaf, it’s delightful” I returned like a child who had just been chastised.
“Hmm, it does smell good,” Kelly remarked taking a whiff and then continued by asking, “still, is the pipe clean?”
“Yeah, I can see no evidence of use come to think of it, though Nido seems like he was a bit obsessive about cleaning his things, he was always like that, especially at work.”
“Okay, well, just be careful, I’m sure it’s fine.”
This was a little off putting, but I was eager to try this stuff out, and after looking around for it, couldn’t find any, but then the notion hit me that the actual finished product may not be here. It would more likely be where he actually smokes or even dries and cut the leaves, but I didn’t know where that might be at present, so I almost put it out of my mind for a minute and marveled at some of the other botanical wonders and began to talk to Kelly about some of the gardening equipment that she was much more familiar with than I when the corner of a notebook that was sticking out near the desk caught my eye. I paused right in the middle of the conversation with her, and fetched it. It appeared to be an English explanation for everything that was happening in this room, experimentally speaking. As I flipped through the pages that had many of the same diagrams as the ones I’d seen earlier and found a section about Nido’s experiments in growing tobacco. As I read on, he described a little of how he loved to smoke a pipe and always had throughout his life, but that he was devastated to learn of the carcinogenic effects of smoking, so thus developed the perfectly flavored leaf that was cancer free. He went on to describe the process of trying and testing the tobaccos and spending a fair amount of time researching what he believed were the main causes of cancer and so on in his tobacco and simply tried to breed it out through careful and meticulous research.
I explained all of this to Kelly, and she looked a little stunned, even now at hearing of Nido’s diligence in this way. She asked if she could see the notebook and I showed it to her. She started thumbing through the pages and found many things she thought were of great interest. One of these things she started to describe to me, and I was equally as impressed. Nido had somehow matched his favorite scents to some perennial flowers and made it so that they would alternate between many different scents on any given day in the year. I asked her if she knew what scents he had done and she said she wasn’t sure about most of them, but one of them, looked like it belonged to Joy at some point in time. When Kelly mentioned this, I asked why she thought so, and she mentioned that the name Nido had given the flower was ‘Scents of joy’. She pointed out that ‘joy’ wasn’t capitalized in this title, but looking over it in the description Nido was fairly specific about what he wanted the scents to be. One of them, Kelly said was a fragrance she remembered her mother wearing as a child, and thus this must have at least a little of a perfume odor to it. I then asked Kelly if she saw it growing anywhere, to which she replied that she thought she did, and pointed to a wildly beautiful flower growing in a solitary jar with lots of technological attention around it.
As I looked closer at the flower, I was quite curious to smell it, and see if Nido had indeed created the scent he hoped to. I asked Kelly if it would be okay to open it, and she said yes and carefully took off the cover. Being close to it, I found the odor to be almost pungent because it was so strong but after the initial blast of odor had escaped it actually smelled wonderful, simply wonderful. My nose had never suffered so much pleasantness in one day, especially with the good smells coming from the rest of the greenhouse earlier. Kelly looked like she was in paradise; she had always had a very sensitive nose, much more so than my own, so this must have been a very rewarding find indeed. She smiled at me with a subtle euphoria as if to say this was the scent her mother had worn so many years ago.
“So, do you recognize the scent?” I asked a little earnestly.
“No, not quite, but it is very pleasant, don’t you think?” She answered.
“Yes, definitely… how does it change odors throughout the day?” I returned.
“Well, I’m not quite sure, but I think it has something to do with the cycles of the sun,” Kelly remarked and then continued, “so, for instance in the morning it may smell like… coffee for example, but not this plant, Nido had something else… oh, here it is, lilacs. Anyway, as the day continues it changes scents to something else, like lilacs, and around noon to something else, like steak and ale pie. I think this acts as a good alarm clock of sorts. When you smell something new, you know it’s time to eat, or what not, plus it is far more subconscious, what an interesting idea!”
I certainly had never thought of using fragrance in such a pragmatic way, I always thought it was too subtle to really do much but apparently Nido had found use for it. I thought for a second and then responded to Kelly by asking her “How long do you figure it would have taken Nido to figure this out?”
“That’s hard to say,” she replied, “my guess is that he was very diligent with his research both in the laboratory and in the library, so to speak… meaning that he followed the research of others in the field and did a lot on his own,” she paused for a moment in thought and then went on, “basically, I’m sure he was pretty adamant about his research for many years, and I noticed that the notebook he had out in English had no mistakes in it, but I’d bet you that if we went through any of those other numerous notebooks, most of the ideas in there would be scraped or wouldn’t have worked in the end.”
After that, we decided to leave the inner greenhouse to explore the greater green house a little more, Kelly carefully replaced the protective glass over the ‘Scent of joy’, and we went back out into the greenhouse. Something curious struck me as we walked out into it, and I looked over to Kelly to see if she had brought the notebook with her. She had brought it, and I asked to borrow it, to which she dutifully gave it to me, as I looked through, I asked her what she knew about growing vegetables. She told me not all that much, but asked me why I might ask.
“Well, I’m not all that familiar with it myself, but I do think it’s a little strange how these robotic arms and carts and things collect all of these vegetables and move quite a lot.” I told her.
“So what are you saying?”
“Well, basically, what I’m wondering is: why do they move so much, I mean, doesn’t it take a while for plants to grow, can’t you sit still while they’re doing it? Plus, what does Nido need with all of these vegetables anyway?” I asked as if interrogating Kelly a bit, to which I quickly tempered my tone, “it just has me really curious is all.”
“Well, let me see that notebook again, I’m not really sure how to answer your questions without it.” Kelly replied sweetly.
I returned the notebook to her and after some time of looking through it, she looked at me and said she thought she found the answer. She explained that Nido seemed to have modified the vegetables to grow rather fast, but she also thought that the arms were very careful and attentive in their work, because he wanted all of his vegetables to be as perfect as possible. She supposed that Nido probably consumed most of what he grew, and even though this greenhouse was quite large, (especially considering there was no real hint of it from the outside, mysteriously), it would still be too small to subsist a person for long if that was his intention with it. I decided I’d go and see what Nido was actually growing with the rest of the normal greenhouse, and so it was that Kelly and I walked through trying to figure out what Nido was growing.
Going through the rows, what was perhaps most interesting about everything, was that it actually wasn’t terribly interesting what he was growing, it all looked like normal vegetables, like carrots, potatoes, tomatoes, beans, broccoli, beats, asparagus, soy, green beans, peas, corn and many other vegetables. There was a hydroponics section too. All of these rather uninteresting vegetables, were grown not only rather quickly, but also rather closely, they all looked quite healthy, but there were just so many in such a tight space. Nido really knew how to take advantage of all of the space he was given. Even having said all of this, it surely wouldn’t be enough to feed any one person. I wanted to see where all of these vegetables and so on were going, so thought I’d follow one of the carts, which was small but big enough to hold a bucket load or so, to a small door it went through much like a pet door inside of a larger door. I opened and entered the door, and beckoned Kelly to come with me. When we went through we found ourselves in what appeared to be Nido’s kitchen. It was a little cramped and everything seemed to be covered with glass. There was a large sink and all of the cabinets and cutlery and everything seemed to be exposed, but had a distinct plastic covering over it. I was a little surprised by this, because there was simply nothing left out.
The little cart continued on its track and went to a destination, where like a Rube Goldberg device it dumped its contents (in this case spinach) into a tray that was well marked for spinach. Now, I knew that this must be something that was slightly unsanitary, since Nido had died so long ago, the food must be completely foul. I opened up the spinach tray, and to my surprise there was spinach that was a little older, but not by much and was still extremely fresh. I wondered why if these processes had continued while he had died, they wouldn’t be overflowing, or at least quite rotten. It had escaped my consideration that there was a distinct possibility Nido had taken this into account when designing a system of such automation, but more the question I had was, how? I asked this question aloud, and Kelly looked over to me and asked me ‘how what?’ I told her what I was wondering about and she thought for a moment and replied that was a good question and that she didn’t know either. After some thinking, I decided to take the contents out of this drawer and check it, when I did that, I noticed there were sensors for odors, or at least I presumed that is what they were for, and I found there seemed to be a trap door on the bottom of the drawer. When I tried to open this trapdoor, I found something that made a lot of sense, but hadn’t crossed my consideration before, but it led into a compost heap.
I removed a little of the compost with my fingertips, and showed it to Kelly, when she examined it, she said it was some of the most fertile soil she’d ever seen. She looked at it and showed me how the dark colors mixed with everything gave it a richness unlike she’d ever seen before. Kelly said you could probably grow about anything in this, and that there were special additives Nido must have mixed in to give it this excellent fertility. She then opened and looked through all of the other drawers, which weren’t big, but each one would have the freshest vegetables inside of it. They were all labeled, but again in Nido’s language, so we couldn’t quite understand them, but opening the drawers and checking them was easy enough. All of this food was making me hungry and I asked Kelly if she wanted to eat. She affirmed that she too was hungry and asked if I could make something. I told her I would, and as I went to go get a knife and kitchenware, I found everything seemingly locked up in the glass cases I’d described earlier. Looking around the case, it became evident that there were buttons to press to open them, and having done that, I found myself making some simple snacks for Kelly and me. I took out a few plates and glasses to drink with and we ate our small meals and conversed while doing so.
“This kitchen is remarkable,” Kelly exclaimed.
“Yes, it definitely is interesting; I quite like the ambiance,” I quipped.
“Yes, it gives a deep sense of stimulation, especially with the hues of yellow around it, it just makes me want to think and to think and, oh I don’t know… relax I suppose.” She said, and then after a long silence “Stephen, this food is superb, I’ve never had such good vegetables, how’d you do it.”
“Oh, don’t thank me, thank Nido, he’s the real creator of the feast. I assume he must have taken many painstaking hours to cross breed these carrots. It is nice that he put all of these glass panels up so that I can see what it is I want to cook with. This would be a great idea if we ever put new cabinets in our place.”
“Yeah, that would be a good idea, I don’t know Stephen, with half of the things here, I’m tempted just to stay here forever.” Kelly remarked playfully.
“I wouldn’t blame you, I’d move in too,” I joked back, but half seriously. It hadn’t actually occurred to me, to maybe actually move in here, but it seemed like a grand idea, coming to think of it now. We soon finished our meal and I didn’t know where or how to clean everything, there were no towels, or washcloths or even soap in the kitchen. There was nothing to clean with, yet everything was spotless, I was quite confused, how did Nido keep his whole house cleaner than anything I’d seen, yet have nothing to do it with? I asked Kelly about it, and she was a little confused to, and just as a little experiment, I thought I’d put one of the knives I’d taken out of its case back, when I did nothing happened immediately so I figured it had failed when I saw a light go on in the case with the knives in it, and suddenly a good deal of water and what seemed to be soap washed through it. I put my hand over the top of it, and it was nicely warm, then suddenly it was all cool, and I opened the case, to take the knife out again. When I took the knife out again, it was spotlessly clean. I was surprised; it appeared that Nido had designed a self cleaning system for his kitchen so that he wouldn’t actually have to wash or take care of any of this himself. I then proceeded to put the rest of the dishes we had used back into their original places and as soon as I’d shut the door to those cases, they were all again spotless within seconds.
Kelly seemed equally as taken aback as I was about all of this. She then continued with the joke of moving in jesting “Stephen, if we had a place where we didn’t have to wash the dishes, I’d definitely move in!”
“I know, Kell, I’m excited too! Just think, any time you want to have a party, all you have to do is put everything back where you found it.” I said bemusedly, “of course, if something broke down, I mean, who would you call to repair everything?”
“Well, we couldn’t call Mr. Nido,” Kelly said mirthfully, but soon covered her mouth realizing that she’d said something in bad taste. To this I simply smiled and laughed and let out a happy “True!”
“I don’t know, maybe he has some sort of machine for just that problem.” I said keeping up the jovial spirit we were both in.
“Well, what else does Mr. Nido keep in his kitchen?” Kelly inquired, and started looking around to see what Nido kept around. As she looked, she found some interesting things, and we could discover a little about his eating habits, this way. There were almost no brand names in the kitchen and when there were, it was very fairly exotic foods like spices that I’m guessing Nido just didn’t want to take the time to grow himself. It appeared that Nido grew almost all of his own food. He seemed to be a vegetarian, but did consume dairy products. There were some kinds of cheese that were left over, albeit they were frozen, anything that had a rotten odor to it must have been thrown away before. Nido did eat a lot of bread and pasta, which he appeared to make himself. This was a little strange, because I saw no hints of wheat or rice in the greenhouse earlier. I would have guessed that he bought it from an outside source, but it was hard to tell, since there were almost no store brands for nearly anything here. Nido had some more interesting machines in his kitchen, but many of these he probably didn’t invent himself. There were bread and pasta makers and things like that. I couldn’t tell how much time Nido likely spent here, but one thing was obvious, he ate to live, and not the other way around. I say this, not because the food was bad, it was delicious and always fresh, but I think he made it that way to make it palatable and enjoyable for life, but he was no friend to gluttony either, he only ate what he needed, he just made what he needed to be rather desirable.
Kelly and I sat at a small table on the side of the kitchen, where Nido obviously took most of his meals, and as we sat and took in the atmosphere and digested our food we began to talk again.
“Kell, what do you make of it all so far?” I asked.
“Of what, Stephen?” she asked back.
“Well, of this whole house, I mean we haven’t even seen half of it, I’d wager, and yet, look at it and us, I’ve certainly never been in a place like this in my life.” I clarified.
“Well, I think Mr. Nido was a very inventive man, with a lot of talent,” she answered cheerfully.
“Yes, yes, but beyond that, what do you make of him, I mean you never met the fellow, what do you think of him, not having known about him?” I asked earnestly, as I was genuinely curious to her opinion about this strangest of people.
After thinking for long time, Kelly answered, “What I think really is that Mr. Nido was a sad man in many ways, he obviously always had to work, but preferred to do it at home. I’m still not really sure why that might be, but I do know that his life must have been so lonely. It makes me wonder what a life without other people would do to most people. I personally would go completely crazy and certainly wouldn’t spend my time doing things like this. I feel that Nido needed to be alone, and though I feel quite sad and my heart breaks for him about Joy, I think it was just the excuse he needed to really tend to all of this, which seems to have been his true life’s passion. What do you think?”
This had all taken me a little aback. I wasn’t really sure how to respond so simply said a long drawn out “Well…” and after a minute or so I said, “I think you’re right, Kell, having known him, he seemed like he was always thinking and that he just wanted to get home and carry out a lot of his thoughts when he did. I didn’t realize to what extent that might be. But being here now, it is a lot more evident. The thing is, Kell, Nido had such kindness and longing to be social in his eyes, it was like he was forbidding himself from temptation. When we would talk, him and me, he was such a kind old soul and sounded like he could have charmed absolutely anyone he wanted to. It was like… he restrained himself from really letting out. He wanted to live and I guess to die as well, solitarily. I think now, looking at it, he felt like he had a higher purpose, not a better one, but a different one maybe…” I didn’t really know how to conclude this, so I simply stopped, and looked over at Kelly with a kind of ‘are you ready to go’ look. We headed back toward the door and back through the greenhouse to we found that same hall, we took it downstairs to a very dark and mysterious room I couldn’t tell what was on first glance.
As we entered this room, we found it to not only be dark and mysterious, but quite clear of almost anything, except in some cases there were what looked like I couldn’t describe what. In the middle of the room was a microphone hanging down and I somewhat figured out that we must have been in the place where Nido recorded a lot of the music I’d heard earlier. There was a sound board, with some of the strange markings I’d not seen before, on the other side of a partition, between the recording room and it. It looked like every aspect of this room, was designated for ultimate sound quality. Each contour of the wall or the many microphones that must have been used for different purposes all seemed to contribute to the great clarity I’m sure Nido tried to achieve with his recordings. Kelly remarked how silent it sounded in here, and I hadn’t heard a clearer almost eerie silence in my life, it was perfectly designed. Even when Kelly spoke to me, I had never heard so much distinction or clarity in her voice. It was actually fascinating to talk myself, I began to notice things I had never even thought about before, and I was almost tempted to record myself, just to hear what I sounded like, in a more precise way, to others.
Going through the door to the other side of the partition where the soundboard was, I found what must have been a large array of instruments that Nido had created or taken from elsewhere. There were a few traditional instruments there as well, such as a couple of violins and harps, and bells and things of that nature. There were also stranger instruments like a series of bowls of different sizes lined up from end to end, like a sort of alternative Xylophone. I saw beneath the bowls that there were foot pedals, and I sat down at this instrument and took the mallets out that it had. As I sat there, I instinctively pressed the pedals, and suddenly the bowls were spinning, I began to play a short melody on this singular instrument and found the sound to be spooky and kind of hollow. When I finished playing, I looked at the side and there was written in English that this was a harmonium invented by Benjamin Franklin. I played a little more, and Kelly looked up at me quite bemused, asking what I’d found now. I told her that this one wasn’t Nido’s but rather Ben Franklin’s. I played a little ditty of ‘hot crossed buns’ for her, and when I finished she applauded and laughed at the absurdity of it all. Looking around, I started to discover some more of the instruments Nido had actually invented himself.
In the corner there was an instrument that looked like a trumpet, but was made of right triangles coming out of a convoluted tube of brass. I took it out, and tried to play, but found it didn’t quite work right, at least not straight away. After a little tampering with it, I put my mouth on it and blew and suddenly a nice note came out. One of the differences between this instrument and a real trumpet was that it seemed to have no buttons or valves to play with. It then occurred to me that maybe the triangles were the answer, because playing it now, they seemed more like handles. As I played, it a little more, I could subtle change any of the handles and I nearly sounded like a virtuoso on this geometric trumpet, though I’d never seen nor played any instrument like it before. I gave it to Kelly, and she too gave a wonderful performance. She played for a little while longer, and it occurred to me that this was like a strange mix between a trumpet and a trombone with a sound perhaps in the middle of these ranges so that it could play both treble and base clefs. Peaking around more, I found a few other instruments that looked like they came by Nido’s own invention.
I found another instrument, but this looked more like a mix between a clarinet and a flute. It was quite simple like a mere recorder, and along the side of it was a series of simple buttons, some marked in Nido’s language, and others in simple keys like G, E flat, D sharp and so on. I pressed one of those keys and suddenly I heard a small churning coming from within the instrument. As I put the instrument to my mouth a unique and interesting sound came out, but the diversity of pleasant noises was something surprising and happy to hear. The keys were surprisingly simple once I really started playing, and all of a sudden a terrific performance came out of me like I didn’t even really have to try to do it. I was almost proud, but realized that Nido must have designed this instrument to be deceptively good, it could make anyone seem like a master in seconds, simply by playing whatever came to mind. I then wondered what it would be like if Kelly and I played our two new instruments together, and asked her to join me in a duet. She agreed to this enthusiastically, but was a little confused about what we might play together, since neither of us really had any songs memorized. After a little searching in a file near the soundboard, I found some sheet music Nido had written at some point. I skimmed through until I found a nice duet for two instruments, but he never specified which. Mind you, I had taken a little music before, and had learned piano as a child, for a few years, but I was certainly rusty at what I was doing now.
I brought it out anyway, and with the simple pattern on my instrument thought I’d give it a try. The complexities of music never ceased to astound me, and I was no stranger to how very difficult music must be to actually perform, but when I sat down to play this with Kelly, I swear it was by far, the best thing I’d ever played, both in the production of it on Nido’s end, meaning the music worked really well for these two particular instruments, and on the quality end on our side. Kelly sounded simply amazing and together with me, and my happily simple instrument, we could have made the best of records. Stunned at our good luck in doing this, I simply sat there somewhat dumbfounded and smiling at what we had just produced. I then thought I’d try my hand at some of the more traditional instruments Nido had up, just kind of on a whim. I took down one of the violins on the wall, and feeling lucky and particularly talented from my not to recent amazing performance. I began to play and soon realized this must not have been an instrument Nido had designed, the sound was disgraceful and seemed to automatically undo all of the graceful and flowing music I’d just created. Kelly, in fact covered her ears, I think she too was expecting much more from me. I took out the other violin, thinking maybe this one would work more in my favor… it did sound better, but not much. I was now feeling a little sheepish and embarrassed about thinking I had any talent in this regard, but Kelly was encouraging and said to look around and see what else I might find. She in the meanwhile had taken the woodwind I had just been using.
Along the same wall, I found a very strange looking violin that barely resembled the shape of the original ones. There was hardly a body to the violin, and the neck was actually a little short, with the same simple markings of Nido’s language, basically just counting up from one to eight. It hadn’t struck me until this point, but I noticed now that the musical markings, rather than being in some kind of invention all Nido’s own, were actually the same as any common score of music, even the notes were the same. It all now made sense to me, because it must have been due to the fact that music is all based in eight. Nido had an obsession with that number I felt. This violin had the same markings, and I really wanted to play this one well, so looking through the sheet music where I’d found the duet for Kelly and I, I discovered many pieces for violin. Taking one of these out, I tried again, and due to both the markings on the music itself, and the markings on the instrument, I discovered that I could play this instrument as well as the other ones that Nido had clearly made himself. I felt like I could have played for a professional symphony with the sounds I was making. The particular piece I’d found was actually Sinbad and the Sea, by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov. It was splendid, I wanted to play for several more hours, but I also wanted to find out, what sort of acoustic magic, Nido was capable of producing.
Kelly asked me for the violin and the sheet music, since she had seen that the combination had turned my putrid sounds of a few minutes earlier into the dulcet loveliness I had just completed playing. Giving these instruments to Kelly, I searched on through the small room of musical instruments I had discovered that Nido had created. There were more instruments than I would have thought, and I felt like Nido had one piece for every instrument in a regular orchestra, and another piece for every instrument of his own invented orchestra as well. It was exciting to search through these stacks and rows of them, and each of them seemed to be made as simple as possible to make the sweetest and most pleasing of sounds with. I checked through and found a very small instrument that looked a little bit like a harmonica, but with a more pronounced end to it. I put it to my mouth and heard a very loud sound for the small size that it actually was. The sound was perhaps the most similar to ducks quacking, but in a most charming way. I couldn’t believe that Nido was even capable of making something this strange, but it wasn’t impossible, just odd. I played a little while longer, and Kelly glanced at me through the door way, with an expression of utter bewilderment, like a dog with his head cocked.
“Steve, what on earth is that?” Kelly asked with an expression of deep mirth in her voice.
“I don’t know, perhaps a, um ‘duckmonika’,” I jested.
“My, but Mr. Nido has certainly got some strange inventions!” she exclaimed.
“Yes, indeed, but you must consider, not everything he will have made is going to sound like a chorus of angels… on occasion it might sound rather like a chorus of ducks!” I said lightly and we both laughed.
I continued to look through some of these instruments and discovered some more interesting instruments. One instrument looked like a large bowl melded to another bowl that looked like a very large champagne glass. On either side were mallets hanging from little hooks designed for the purpose and on the inside of the bowl were elaborate designs that looked like target spaces to hit for differently desired sounds. Each square was hexagonal, and I figured I’d see if these things actually worked. I set the bowl in front of me, and started to wield the mallets to produce what turned out to be a very interesting and unique set of sounds. The closest thing I could describe to the sound was maybe kettledrums or tympani. Playing it, I could hear a great difference where I would strike, and it seemed obvious to me, that with a few days of practice this instrument could sound quite appealing, at least at an amateur level. Each note was clearly distinct, the same as if I had been playing the piano. I studied the imprinted map on the inside of the bowl for a little while and then thought I’d try my luck playing a song I knew better, albeit a simple one, and out came the finest (and only) production of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I’d ever heard on the bolophon, as I came to call it. I wondered how the principle of this instrument could work well, if the sound would obviously come out of the end being worked, that is, the inside of the bowl where it is being struck. I then realized, that was part of the point it was like a bell with more deliberate strikes.
I found another instrument as I looked around that looked simply amazing, it was a keyboard instrument, and had many splendid lights and tubes linked throughout the end of it. It looked like a mad scientist’s laboratory, replete with colored liquids going through strange beakers and test tubes, attached to a piano. The keyboard itself had nothing beneath it, but there were two layers of keys. I was extremely eager to hear what this instrument may sound like, since it looked so elaborate. I wondered how long this massive work of engineering must have taken Nido to design, just by looking at it. I inspected nearly every part of it quite thoroughly and called Kelly over to do the same. It appeared to be electric, so I put the plug in a local socket, which was fairly difficult to find, since the sockets were all covered with a heavy waterproof panel, and weren’t obvious if one wasn’t looking for them. This was actually a trend I’d noticed throughout the house, but didn’t actually think of it, until electricity became important. Plugging the instrument in, it lit up in a dazzling display and Kelly exclaimed with delight how resplendent it was. We were both grinning widely at the prospect that this, what must have been Nido’s magnum opus of instruments would sound like, when I struck the first key to play a note.
It played a note, but as I tried to play on, it sounded quite poor in quality. By quite poor, I suppose I mean more that it sounded simply wretched, although the display of colored liquids and dazzling lights was rather stupendous. With every note, that either of us tried on the keyboard it was deafening and sad, like a demonic wailing. It was quite beautiful and pleasing to the eyes and each note brought a visual beauty combined with an auditory ugliness. This contrast was strange and almost upsetting. I hadn’t thought that Nido could make anything himself that was anything but pleasant, and here was this massive instrument that simply played confusion. After stopping and freeing the studio of these awful notes, I started to think what Nido’s true design with this thing may actually be. I asked Kelly, and she was just as confused by it all as I was. After thinking for a couple of minutes, I began laughing almost hysterically. Kelly looked at me again with a cocked head and a raised eyebrow and asked what was so funny. After calming down a bit, I told her that this instrument was a satire; Nido purposefully designed it to be like this. She asked what I meant, and I explained that Nido made this instrument to be a visual spectacle filled with overpowering stimulation on the visual end. I believed that he made it sound bad so as to show that true beauty or even true purpose was not the same as flashiness. Kelly wasn’t entirely convinced so I continued.
“Nido,” I said, “was trying to prove a point to someone or other, that even though something may look like a lot, it doesn’t always live up to any kind of expectations, it is more of what is on the inside that matters.”
“Why would he do that?” Kelly asked.
“Well, I suspect it would probably have something to do with his own designs, perhaps he felt he was trying to create too much form at the expense of function and that this was maybe to prove a point to himself. Or maybe he just had a good sense of humor about it. I don’t suspect there was necessarily a moral implication or lesson for anyone specifically, but you look at this instrument and you expect great things. Where it looks great, it is great, but otherwise it simply isn’t.”
“Yeah, that makes sense.” Kelly said smiling, and thinking about it, we both began to laugh again.
Kelly started to look around the instrument room with me at all the strange instruments Nido had invented, and now we didn’t have great expectations for all of the great looking instruments, but we didn’t have low expectations for any of the less significant ones either. We spent some time, picking up nearly all of these and playing one after the other. For the most part, they sounded great, and occasionally they sounded a little more questionable, or perhaps more just unusual but alluring in their own ways, nothing sounded so bad as the keyboarded instrument I later learned would be called an Icaraphone, I suspect in tribute to the Greek myth of Daedulus and Icarus, which seemed quite appropriate.
One thing I still wasn’t entirely clear on after seeing all of these instruments was what exactly Nido did with them all, and if he actually recorded them, or if he would at one point in his life bring people over to play with him or what. I thought surely there must be an answer in the recordings he had made at one point or other. I asked Kelly about it, and she offered some useful observations, and even offered to go and find some more of these recordings. As she looked around, she found a cabinet to be full of what looked like Nido’s recordings, like the CD player upstairs, but with a more comprehensive selection. First she put a CD into the soundboard that said “Violin solos” As she put this on, a well performed violin with only the most minor of flaws came on. I wasn’t entirely sure this was Nido playing, but heard him cough once and immediately recognized the resonance in his voice. What struck me was the question of if Nido was playing the easier or the more difficult violin, when I was quite sure he must be doing the traditional one. I hadn’t realized before, but Nido must have played violin for some time. As he played, I wasn’t familiar with the piece he was playing, but it was evocative of reading a Sherlock Holmes novel, and I believed it must have been a great way for both him and Holmes to stimulate thought.
Kelly put in another CD, and this one was playing one of the instruments Nido had made, it sounded like the trumpet/trombone one I’d first picked up. He played again some composition I wasn’t familiar with, but there were several tracks of him playing this instrument, almost like it was simply a demonstration tape of this particular instrument. There were several more like this, one for each instrument he had made, even the Icaraphone, which was clearly marked on the CD, and that is how I learned its name. With the Icaraphone, Nido explained a little bit about how the show would have been better if only it were a concert and half laughing, at the beginning of the CD. After sorting through some CD’s Kelly found a section called Opus 1, Opus 2 and so on. Kelly put in Opus 1 and as each track played it was one single instrument after another seeming to play the whole piece. It became clear to me at this point that Nido would record himself playing each of the instruments for some grand symphony and then compile them altogether, so that by the end of the CD, there was a great symphony of all his instruments being played by him, at the same time. It was so simple, yet brilliant. Nido would not be restricted by orthodox composition either, he would often go into more of a techno style, and add in vocals and so on. Much of it was absolutely superb, and he somehow was able to recreate monastic chants and beautiful arias without the aide of other people. The chants I figured he just set up the recording studio to cover him doing it all, but the arias I wasn’t so sure about.
After Kelly and I had had about enough of Nido’s recording studios and seen all that really was poignant to witness we decided to go and see what else was in this splendid little house, but didn’t know where to look. It was around this time I had to relieve myself and go to the bathroom.
Now, it is not my regular habit to write about needing to relieve myself and use the water closet, but in this instant I feel it is quite necessary to describe in order to gain some perspective on the house itself. Having finished, with the recording studio, I was looking for the nearest bathroom, and it didn’t seem to present itself easily when I finally remembered how tricky Nido made the doors here sometimes. As I began to think about it, I remembered seeing a door that seemed unimportant near the entrance of the recording studio from the stairs, more like a broom closet than a door. When I went to check what looked more like a wall panel than a door, I again found no handle, but becoming savvier with the ways of Nido’s house, I found the easiest way to open the door was simply to push it, and in it went to a bathroom that seemed much larger than I would have expected. I was relieved to finally find it, though I hadn’t really been searching long. The bathroom was unusually laid out with nothing that looked like an traditional commode. There was what seemed to be a slanted and shallower bathtub, with what appeared to be handles on either side. Above this standing bathtub were different vessels of light blue and light brown liquids. The tub had holes all over it, with what I could only imagine were jets for the water. In place of the commonly shaped toilet commode I was expecting was a sort of throne.
I thought the idea of a throne for doing this function was brilliant in its own right, but it looked like a very comfortable sit. There was one difficulty that I didn’t find the catch to immediately and that was that you actually had to pull the seat down since it appeared to be on a spring like system to go back up. Otherwise, it acted more like a urinal. When one would bring the seat down, the room would darken with faint red, green, and blue lights shining in various places around the room. It was actually a very relaxing ambiance and would set one’s mind at ease. There was also a nice sound of streams running in the background with some light Mozart playing. There was also a device that seemed like a Japanese invention I’d heard about once. When one was finished with whatever they needed to do, a bidet like hose would spray a pleasant and cleansing liquid at the necessary parts. I realize this all must sound vulgar, and it is not actually this function of the bathroom that is interesting ultimately, but rather what else the bathroom could do. There were closets full of interesting and unusual items such as tiny towels that could expand to enormous lengths and because of their elasticity would wring themselves out once closed. The slanted bathroom, I later discovered was actually quite interesting to use. The idea behind it was to rest and let the tub itself wash you. The jets would spray out in every which way, and they would spray an environmentally friendly soap mixed with the water to clean one as much as possible.
Now, when I had first walked into the bathroom, I had only one thing on my mind, but after I had taken care of that, I needed to wash my hands with no obvious way of doing so, other than perhaps getting into the tub, which I wasn’t really interested in doing. I then found across the small room, a mirror with what looked to be hand prints in the wall on either side of it. I wasn’t sure what I was supposed to do exactly at first, but I then approached the mirror and covered the prints with my hands, and I suddenly felt a warm and rather pleasant feeling like a deep massage over my hands. I looked, and there seemed to be a clear liquid running over my hands at this point, like a higher viscosity water, running down and placing a protective layer of oil over my hands. In the mirror, I could see myself and as I looked on different lights would shine over my face as if highlighting different features. These high lights would draw attention to my nose, cheeks, eyes ears and every part you could think of. I hadn’t really paid so much attention to each feature in isolation before. As each section would be illuminated, I could tell that it was more accustomed to Nido’s features than anyone else’s, because some of the highlights would be a little low for me. I wondered what Nido would do while looking at this, and it then came to my attention that below, was a drawer that seemed to magically fabricated itself from the wall, filled with different tools and creams and things you might find in many typical medicine cabinet. In this drawer was a series of buttons that were again marked in Nido’s language but I soon found out what each meant by pressing it.
I pressed one button and suddenly the space beneath my eyes lit up, I pressed another and my chin where a beard might be lit up. This was actually all quite fascinating to me, until I pressed the final button and I suddenly saw the whole room flash in a very lightening pace. I was a little unsure of what happened until I gazed at the mirror again and when I moved my head noticed that the mirror’s image didn’t move with me, but remained completely stationary. It dawned on me that I was looking at a photograph of my face from moments earlier, and the flash must have been the flash of the room to accommodate this. I wondered what the purpose of this all was, but it remained illusive to me except to say that I suspected Nido used this photograph in the mirror to help him achieve certain looks. I couldn’t imagine Nido of all people taking any time for his own vanity, unless maybe he just found it fascinating to study this sort of thing. I called Kelly in to see this and demonstrate what I’d just found, but when I walked away from the mirror, the drawer receded into the wall and the lights all went on as they had when I was in other parts of the bathroom.
I retrieved Kelly and brought her over with me to see this unusual bathroom with the mirror and ‘the hand washing station’ or what I came to refer to in my head as ‘Nido’s sink’. She was impressed and actually very tickled and bemused by the sink especially. As Kelly looked on at each of these little delights, I found something a little more unusual, a chest on the side of the wall. There was nothing particularly interesting about the chest in and of itself, except when I opened it, I found a series of levers and buttons, like the controls to a spaceship in a science fiction novel from the 30’s. I poked and played with these novels and pulled one lever when I heard what sounded like a distant release of a great deal of water. I was a little confused and decided to pull another lever and this time the sound of the water was closer. Still curious as to what had just happened, I pulled another lever and heard what I could describe as the sound one hears from an automatic carwash while in his car. Each time this great sound of liquid and everything would come on, the lever would remain down for what seemed like several minutes and finally grow quieter with the lever righting itself to its original position.
I didn’t know what had just happened but knew it was a frightening sound and it didn’t seem to alleviate. Kelly asked what all of that was, and I explained I didn’t know, but I was curious and just wanted to figure it out so kept touching each of these levers until I had a better understanding of it. She gave me a scalding look of disapproval with a little bit of a groan, but went back to what she was doing with ‘Nido’s Sink’. While I was waiting for the dreadful sound to disappear, I began to take notice of the walls and things around me. I noticed that it had a thematic look of a Roman bath, with pillars painted on the sides, and highly detailed landscapes of what looked to be the Seven Hills of Rome itself. I realized just how avid a student Nido must have been of classics and how it seemed strangely appropriate for him to make his own Roman bath, though there was no attitude of socializing or relaxing here. As a sort of joke, I saw near the commode that Nido had a very simple wooden stick with a sponge on the end. I was told this was the way the Romans would wipe themselves after making use of their mass toilets. Nido had a strange sense of humor about him I was just now beginning to realize, even if it was for only himself. It was now that I remembered a conversation we had had much earlier about the Ancient Romans, and Carthaginians, a particular favorite subject of mine in school, how strange now to see this subject again in his house, in his most unusual bathroom of all things.
A little worried about the noise still, I tried to leave the bathroom but found myself a complete prisoner in this small room. I was actually a little worried by this point, but figured this thing would turn itself off eventually, as the others had. If I was still locked in, I might be a lot more aggressive by that point. Suddenly the sound stopped, and I tried again to push my way out. Again I was forbidden, but I heard another sound that was slightly reassuring to me in a strange way. It was like a low hum emanating from the hall. As I pushed at the door, I felt it became uncomfortably warm to the point of overly hot in a matter of perhaps ten seconds. After the ten seconds had ended, I heard the sound of a lock snapping out of place and suddenly could open the door out into the hallway. The hallway somehow looked different, and it finally dawned on me that it was now extremely clean, much in the same way that the dishes were in the kitchen after I’d shut the drawer. Apparently, though Nido was a janitor, he liked to avoid cleaning his own house himself. I came to understand that he had devised some kind of self cleaning system for the whole house, and I was beginning to appreciate a lot of the aspects of the house I’d seen earlier. This included the doors that would shut themselves so tightly and consistently, as well as just how clean and in its place everything seemed to be. Each item in retrospect must have had some sort of cover for the cascading cleansers that must have covered them.
I thought it was interesting and I now had a better idea of why things seemed so well kept when we first arrived here. Nido must have had the house on a cycle of some sort so as not to accumulate too much dirt or anything. I figured that each room would automatically clean itself in some sort of cycle, but that if Nido wanted, he could clean any particular room at any time. All in all, in retrospect the amount of time for the room to fully clean itself was probably around one or two minutes, but it seemed worse with the horrible feeling of being trapped. I told Kelly about what I thought I’d found, and she was enthusiastic about all of this too. Her only concern was how efficient and wasteful this must have been, I couldn’t answer that straight away, save to say I was fairly sure Nido would take extra precautions to be as diligent in this aspect as any other or he probably wouldn’t have made it the way he did. I wasn’t sure, of course, but I could only imagine that this much thought and planning into a house must have certainly thought of the most cost and resource effective way to do it. Following this extraordinary discovery, we left, and in the basement we decided to enter back into the recording studio and see if we could find anything else, simply because it felt like there should have been more to the basement than these two little rooms. Looking around we discovered we were right when we found another door, that was similarly designed as the first trick door we’d discovered.
When I opened the door, inside was an enormous room filled with vast amounts of tools and tables and high lights. I immediately realized upon coming to this room that I’d happened on Nido’s workshop. It became very evident to me that Nido had in fact made at least most, if not everything in his house. There were workshops for nearly anything you could imagine. There was a carpenter’s section, filled with woodworking tools for both fine carpentry and more rough carpentry. There was also a glass blowing section, adorned with glassworks that Nido had made, and tools to shape these beautifully figured things. There was a section for rope-working, with slings and so on made out of rope; apparently Nido was interested in constructing such things all the time. There was another section for metal-smithing of various kinds. There were sections I couldn’t even describe their general functions, save to say that they were used for many creative endeavors. Some of the sections were used for higher technologies like electronics or even what looked to be pipes for plumbing. I couldn’t see anything like a computer or anything like that, and figured that if Nido had computers in his works, he dealt with that elsewhere. On the walls around this enormous room were huge paintings of beautiful landscapes that were rather reminiscent of the Alps. Coming to look at it, it seemed as if the landscape changed its appearance as the day went on. The ceiling too was domed and completed the look of the Alpine landscape around the room, I noticed that Nido had made a light projector near the center of the room, that simulated clouds and the rising and falling of the sun.
I asked Kelly what she made of this and she told me that it was beyond impressive and now there was no doubt in her mind that Nido was actually responsible for almost everything we’d seen. She asked me why I thought Nido might keep all of these workshops together in one room. I answered her by saying I was sure it was because he wanted the inspiration his creativity to be plentiful, and seeing what all he was capable of in one area must have helped in that regard. I also mentioned that it was quite likely because of the collaborative efforts between mediums that he could accomplish this way. There seemed to be the handy skills of carpentry, glassblowing, metal working and so on, all on one side of the room, and then there seemed to be the studios and more art oriented things on the other. The art filled side looked like an immense studio filled with paints and canvases and stone-working things like chisels and clay working things like pottery wheels and such. In the center of these two sections was a huge square table with a small closeable pathway opened and in the very center was a circular hole and a stool inside of it, as if this is where it all came together. I walked around to each section and Kelly went to others just to see the amazing projects Nido was working on before his death.
I started at the carpentry section, which was notably perhaps one of the biggest sections in the room. As I looked through, I found many of his tools, and it appeared to be a mixture of more traditional tools like the carpenters of yore, and modern tools with electricity. I wasn’t sure why Nido might use the traditional tools, but they did appear to be well used. My guess was, Nido had a point to prove to himself more than anything else, plus I am sure that Nido had gained a deep satisfaction with using his hands so much to accomplish a beautiful thing. I could even tell which tools Nido may have used on some of his works, to some extent or other, though most of them weren’t terribly discernable. One piece I’d found Nido had made with the hand tools, was a simple wooden box, that had recently been lacquered, or as recently as possible considering how long ago Nido had died. Other things Nido had made include large pieces of furniture, much like I’d seen in the first room, some of them weren’t finished yet, but it was amazing to see the interior of some of the chairs and so on that Nido had in fact made. There were trick lockboxes, elaborate puzzles, figurines, and all sorts of interesting woodwork that looked like it took the most skilled hands to make. Perhaps the most interesting thing that Nido had built was what appeared to be an elaborate set of drawers, and this thing was exposed in the middle of what I could only describe as Nido’s plans. It was apparently his latest work of the carpentry persuasion. I say this because on one of the tables beside it were pieces of paper with very detailed notes about how to make the thing. It had many drawers, with trick drawers and hard to open locks and so on. The interesting thing about Nido’s woodworking I could see was that he barely used nails or screws, in fact looking more closely, there was none at all.
Moving on to the next section, I found the rope working section. This was filled with all sorts of ropes of different kinds and materials. It was actually beyond fascinating to me, because most of these arts I’d seen or thought of in one way or other, but with rope, Nido had apparently made his own art. He had elaborate things woven into what I can only describe as practical and aesthetic sections. He had small statues woven out of rope to make what appeared to be small statues of different kinds of nets that were somehow fastened together in a way that they stayed rather fit. At one end of the section where Nido kept some of his better works were statues of things like the Venus de Milo, and the Eiffel Tower, but by far the most interesting of these ‘rope statues’ was the Laocoön, replete with the tormented faces and anguish the figures were suffering. How Nido accomplished this with the mere use of rope was beyond my appreciation for his abilities. I almost thought to call over Kelly, but figured she would see it eventually herself. Nido even had many statues that seemed to originate from his own design that he was proud enough of to keep next to these other overwhelming statues. Aside from just the aesthetics of statues and arty things, Nido had made more pragmatic structures, like chairs, cots, storage facilities. Some of these occasionally had wooden frames to support them, but often they were completely independent. Many of them hung from the ceiling, and Nido had surely used these in most conceivable ways to help him with his other sections, with rope nets hanging down and propping up tools and so on.
After thoroughly inspecting this section I kept on going at my normal pace just to see more of Nido’s various masteries. The next section was an electronics one. It was filled with all the tools and things any electrician would need for about any job. It had a uniform hanging that Nido used while conducting electrical tasks. Additionally there were the pipes and so on and various amounts of books on the subject so that Nido could figure out the proper voltages and amps and everything for whatever his tasks would be. It appeared, though I am no expert to really say, but it appeared that Nido actually was making things to get the most efficient use out of his electricity as he could. There were of course the various things that Nido had made like the other sections of his sort of ‘showcase’ if you want. In this section were creations of a Nikola Tesla variety, that I suspected if I had lit them up would have shot out wild sparks and volts of electricity in a terrifying fashion. There were of course several plugs in this section and all of Nido’s inventions here were unplugged for what I could only guess was safety reasons. As I went to plug them in, it occurred to me, that Nido had actually made his own style and system of adapter. The outlets were larger than the American standard I was used to, they seemed almost European, but stuck out in a triangular fashion. I plugged in a machine that I thought looked of more interest and when I did, the great bulbous blue sphere on the top of it began to glow in a blue haze. It was visually awesome, and gave a terrifying low electric hum. What the machine actually did, I wasn’t entirely sure, but I went to press one of the buttons and suddenly it lit up in a most disturbing manner creating an eerie portrait out of electricity in three dimensions. The device itself was shaped in a most unusual way. It had a somewhat large slanted base with little pins sticking out about every inch or so and on the ends were eight arms that stuck out with poles coming out of them and orbs.
The blast that came from this thing would make pictures out of electricity and in the center of the pins were different sources of light to give the pictures color. The pictures weren’t as clear or precise as perhaps they ought to have been, but coloring a picture with pure and raw electricity is by no means an easy task. There were other gadgets here as well, but they seemed to mostly be of use only with other things that Nido had made. One thing that did interest me a great deal was what looked to be an elaborate system of tubes that were intertwined with each other and what appeared to be viles of gas. At the base of these tubes were rods for what I could only guess was electric transmissions. I plugged this device in, and hearing the same low hum, I pressed some of the buttons, and suddenly a great show of electricity erupted in the tubes, making the brightest neon colors I’d ever seen. It was awesome to see, and suddenly I started to notice the currents going in certain patterns as if making specific sequences, like a lisic song. This danced and flashed for a couple of minutes and suddenly stopped.
Satisfied with Nido’s electric works I went to his pottery station next. The pottery section had a couple of refrigerators with a few different kinds of clay inside of them. The jars and pots and things he made were confessedly less interesting than some of the stuff I’d just seen but I was quite happy to look on and see what Nido had actually done. There were vases with beautiful paintings on them, the textures of the pots and things he’d made were very strange. They could vary from very course and hard to soft and almost pliable. Some of the things he had sitting out were pots and so on that were actually shaped like people, animals and various other things. He made a very large scale replica of what looked like the Taj Mahal. Inside, were what seemed to be holding bins for many things. I guess Nido liked to hold some cookies and things in this particular large shaped pot. The cookies and bread that were inside of these pots were the only thing that showed signs of aging since Nido’s death, being very stale, but otherwise okay. I had guessed that Nido had made these cookies days before he died, and kept them in here for snacks and so on while he was working. I had actually began to wonder how often Nido would eat while he was doing stuff like this. He must have constantly been eating while he did things, or he would surely have starved otherwise with how busy he seemed to be. I don’t know if Nido ever actually would stop when he was creating.
Aside from the great Taj Mahal, Nido made many things out of clay of various shapes and sizes, but seemed to mostly like making little figures of what I could only guess was a model town he seemed to be making entirely out of clay. I didn’t know if he did anything beyond that, for these figures, my guess is, if he had, I would see it later. Some of the faces and so on that he had made were quite expressive, so again, it was interesting to see this, and it seemed to me that this must be only a small fraction of what he actually made in all. Tired from looking around so much, I decided I needed to rest for a while and so sat down in a chair that Nido had sitting near by. Sitting back and just looking around at this alpine simulated landscape of immense creation and stimulation, I became almost sleepy. I called to Kelly and asked how she was doing and what she had found and she was so overwhelmed that she barely acknowledged me. I just looked back at the sections I’d already seen and began to wonder just what Nido’s schedule was like that he would constantly work on all of these things and do so much. It occurred to me that maybe Nido would work and work and never quit for a few reasons. The first is, I doubt Nido was ever happy as an idle person and would just eat up all opportunities to constantly work and do things or he would probably fall into many hard feelings he wouldn’t have wanted otherwise. I could definitely understand this sentiment since whenever I was left for too long with nothing to do I’d feel the same, but then perhaps that was pure projection of Nido’s feelings about things on my part.
I considered further that if a man had been left purely to himself for fifty years and was too afraid to be hurt again to try and really reach out to people, he must have a lot of free time to create innumerable things. It appeared that Nido certainly didn’t lack funds for all of his projects, and with a brilliant mind such as his appeared to be, it would be surprising if he didn’t do something at least vaguely like this. What I still couldn’t figure out was why he would work as a janitor and not actually just work on these projects full time. I also didn’t understand why he simply wouldn’t relax more often, or for that matter really not try to find someone again, I mean the death of Joy must have been an excruciating hardship for him, but surely, he must have eventually gotten over it. I couldn’t imagine with a mind as diverse and able as his that he would be fixated on one person for so long. After thinking about these things for a while and coming to no real good conclusions or answers, I decided to move myself on to the next section, the glassblowing section.
The glassblowing section was perhaps my favorite overall. As a child I’d seen a man blowing glass and had always been interested in how they make some of the structures and things they had. Here again, Nido had many fancy and elaborate vases, and glasses, statues, and figurines and such. He used many different colors of glass to create these effects. The functional glassworks he made were actually the most interesting of the lot. I inspected many of these in a very thorough and hopeful way. It had always been a dream of mine to actually be able to make my own glassworks, and now that I had inherited this estate from Nido, I could now do it if I wanted, or any number of other things. Some of the things he made of a more practical nature I thought were pretty amazing were a chair, with good workmanship and quite comfortable to sit in, as well as a sleigh bed. I wondered how someone could sleep in these things or sit in them or anything without making them immensely dirty, but I supposed Nido wouldn’t worry about that sort of thing with his cleaning system. It did make me wonder in retrospection how Nido would have prevented melting and things like that with the intense heat his cleaning system would use.
The glassblowing and clay sections both shared a system of ovens and things like that, which looked surprisingly clean. The workshop seemed to be cleaned in a different way than the rest of the house, both due to its size and the particles of things and so on that must have floated throughout the area. This was made more evident when I would look around to each station and see a number of cleaning supplies. The glassblowing section had many interesting tools, and what I found to be the strangest thing in all of this, was how many moveable things there were. There were animate statues and figurines and so on, there were clouded glass structures, and I must confess my favorite thing of the more aesthetic side was a glass sword Nido had somehow made with various kinds of jewels incrusted in it. Also this sword had a sheath that it easily fit into. Taking hold of it, I feared it was fragile, since it was made out of glass after all, and extracting it from its scabbard looked at it in awe, at how noble and beautiful it really looked. Being so careful didn’t prevent me from accidentally dropping it onto the table where Nido did his glassworks, and as it hit the table it bounced slightly, but otherwise seemed as sturdy as if, I suspect it had been made of metal. It was actually quite sharp and cut slightly into the wood table too. I was a little surprised by this I must confess. That Nido would have made an actually sharp sword and have it sheathed in such a way was a surprise and I didn’t understand why he might create such a thing, but then I figured what was the point of creating something without the potential of pragmatic function anyway.
Moving to the next station, the metal smithing one, I was quite excited. Smithing, I figure has to be one of the hardest, yet most worthwhile of the industrial arts to actually know and do. I was pleased to find this section was, like the carpenter’s section, enormous. It had many great and magical sorts of things hanging down from it. There were tons of tools and again, some of them were electric, others were more traditional, but all in all, it was almost a charming section, if not only because I figured Nido must have used this section more than any other to aide the other parts of his work. It was actually amazing, but Nido seemed to make some of his own tools, and here, is where the magic of that happened. The actual tools for smithing were quite varied from what I would have expected on one hand, and much like I would have expected on the other. There was a traditional forge and anvil, and several different kinds of hammers, and coolants and things like that, almost like one would have seen at the end of the 19th century. On the other hand there were several power tools and things like that, I supposed it depended on Nido’s mood and project for which set he preferred to use on a given day. The things he had surrounding this station were no less impressive than the ones he had around other stations.
Along the wall were skeletons for other projects he must have had in mind. There were great projects and small projects alike, but the same amount of craftsmanship and dedication went into all of his works it seemed, metal works and otherwise. One thing in particular stuck out to me that Nido had built, that being a tall sphere made of what appeared to be a spring like system. What this did, I wasn’t really sure at first, it just looked like a great sphere of nearly two meters in length that looked a little dangerous. I cautiously approached this thing, and when I touched it, the thing collapsed in on itself making it a small fraction of the size it had been. It actually frightened me, because the thing was so loud when it closed and I was sure the springs would make it snap back out again. This being done, I ran from it, and sure enough it sprung back open at such an alarming rate. I could see no real practical application to this, other than that it served to see if Nido could make it. I had no idea how many pieces of metal this must have taken to create, but I did know it would have been a massive undertaking, especially for one man working with the dangerous spring contraptions that lay inside. It made me wonder if Nido ever actually received help from anyone, or had in the past, but knowing what I did about him, I highly doubted it. Apparently the sound this collapsing ball had made had startled Kelly and she came bounding over to me and asked if I was alright, to which I affirmed that I was, so she attended back to the tailor section she had been looking at.
Looking aside from the great springy spear I had just discovered I noticed a series of other great works that I found quite interested as well, such as a mechanical replica of the solar system. This actually used a little of Nido’s rope and glassworks for the celestial spheres in the heavens. The great systems of gears in this and a good deal of things he made were actually almost charming in their utter simplicity of design. I had seen models of the solar system produced before of course, but in the center of all of these celestial spheres was a model of the sun that shone so brightly I’d be likely to think it was the sun itself if I hadn’t seen the source before its illumination. At the base of this system was a foot crank that one would have to pedal like a bicycle if he wanted to watch the model solar system move, there was an electric switch too that would move the pedals for you, but it was less satisfying to watch in that way. It was actually quite lovely to know that a person could make the solar system operate through his own energy. The size of this thing was actually fairly immense, stretching out maybe as far as three or four meters in total, and being suspended high from the ceiling. I might point out, that the room itself seemed to be about half the size of a soccer field, perhaps more, and was built low in the depths of the ground, in order to accommodate all of this. The model seemed to have the first eight planets, except Pluto, which I assume is due to both its irregular orbit and because Nido probably didn’t consider it a planet, and I don’t doubt that his obsession with the number eight had a bit to do with it. The model also had the larger moons represented, including many of the rings of Saturn and a couple of the other Jovian planets. The planets were not proportional to their relative sizes, I assume for the sake of aesthetics and clarity on behalf of the observer.
Aside from these mechanical things, Nido also fastened many metal things of more stationary beauty. Naturally, Nido had statues and things of that nature made of his metal working. Perhaps the most prominent was a full sized self image, made from different metals. He used silver and bronze for much of the face. He used tin and gold, and many other metals I couldn’t identify at first for much of the body. Strangely, this representation had Nido wearing a fedora hat, perhaps he wore this a lot when he was out or simply not working, but I never knew him to wear such things. I wouldn’t doubt if he wore it a lot in the 50’s, so maybe he thought of himself as the sort of person who would wear one. It made me wonder how Nido saw himself or anyone in that walk of life may see himself. Did Nido see himself as a young man or an old one. For all of the art and things he did, this was perhaps the first real self representation I had seen. Since the face was made of smithed metals, it would have been harder to have a clear portrait of what Nido thought of himself than otherwise. It then dawned on me not only to look at this small marvel, but also to touch it. When I did, I found it to be surprisingly smooth, and even gentle, at least as gentle as metal can get, to the touch. Running my hand along the metals that seemed to run seamlessly together as far as texture went; I realized Nido’s true skill level with metal working. At one point, when I got to a hand that was slightly outstretched, it moved when I touched it. This startled me at first and I jumped back instinctively in fright. It barely moved the first time I touched the hand, so I wanted to see if it would move more when I touched it again, which it did, but when It touched it this time, the head turned slightly. It wasn’t too exotic, and nothing else happened when I touched the rest of it, but I did wonder if there was some purpose to this.
Next to the statue of Nido, were smaller statues of other things, and so along the same principle of touching them, I found that they all moved like this, but they did different things. It almost reminded me of a child’s action figure, when you touch one arm another would move. The difference was, that these moving statues became more and more elaborate, and the clockwork structure on the inside must have been very tricky to design. When you would touch the arm on one of the figures, it actually walked a few paces and turned around. There must have been a spring loaded system on the inside of this one, because the payout of movement for the amount that went in didn’t seem equal by any means. I wanted to find out if there was some particular purpose for all of these clockwork metal figures, and soon I found my answer by simply opening a set of doors about half way up the wall, by the display to find a whole little village of figurines. When I opened these doors lights came on and a small panel of buttons sat there. There were four buttons in total, and I was quite eager to discover which each did, as I had been with all such panels in this house. I pressed one button, and all of the figures began to move as if they were in some sort of mechanical play from a bygone era. It was a small village, and the figures began to scurry about their business in a most bemusing fashion. After the process had ceased and all the characters returned to their original positions, I pressed a second button and all the characters danced joyously, and from a small wooden church emerged a newly married couple. It was actually very entertaining, and I remembered loving little displays like this very much as a child.
I was curious why Nido would keep so many of his finished works here, rather than displaying them throughout the rest of the house, but induced that he must keep many of them here, because maybe he didn’t have better places to display them in the rest of the house, or they didn’t have any pragmatic function there. It also didn’t elude my thoughts that maybe he kept these things here to draw inspiration from to work hard to achieve the highest qualities in his works. Finally, I concluded that since Nido was addicted to his endeavors, or terrified of idleness, he would spend probably the majority of his free time here, simply working, so the things he would create he would want to keep around. I decided again to move on to the next station and found myself in the stone working shop. He kept all sorts of stones to work with here, and I recognized only a few of them, since I am no geologist. He had many different types of gems, some of them very valuable, others less so. Perhaps the most notable thing he had here was lots and lots of marble. He had chiseled many sculptures that sat around, I noticed immediately that there was another sculpture of Joy, but in a different pose as the first one we had seen by Nido’s office on the stairway. She looked down at the floor here and sad. One thing that was different here, and I may admit experimental, was that the eyes were actually blue, and then I noticed that they had very delicately cut sapphires there, with a sort of black opal for the pupils.
Some of the marble statues were different colors other than white, and there were what looked to be incomplete busts of different people, some of whom were wearing Roman style togas of different colors. Others, Nido had used an onyx for the hair, and beards and so on. It was actually more impressive than the busts he had chiseled in the hallway. I am guessing that nearer to the time of his death he learned how to incorporate the different materials together to make some really cool things. Along these lines were also chiseled pillars of different styles. The pillars came in all of the classic varieties like Doric, Ionic and Corinthian, even some Egyptian lotus columns were there, all of this truly seemed impressive. On the worktable in this section was a bust that was on it’s side with something I hadn’t really expected to see. Now I’ve not seen the construction of statues or of busts or things, but in this particular bust it was hollowed out, and I could see that Nido was preparing to put something in it. I noticed too that the face was cut in a way so that it could actually move slightly. Next to the table I saw what I’m sure must have been Nido’s latest finished creation, and when I went up to it, I touched what appeared to be a button near the base, and suddenly it started talking to me.
The bust was a clean shaven man, that looked like the god Apollo, but sterner and with shorter hair. When it spoke, its mouth moved in a slightly rigid but eerily realistic manner. It said “I am Klax, god of chaos and war! You dare disturb my rest, now you will pay insolent mortal!” As it spoke, its eyes opened from what appeared to be a sleeping position and it turned its head slightly as if to look at whoever had disturbed it. If I hadn’t actually seen the hollowed out bust first, I am sure I would have been greatly spooked by the sight. It did seem to scare Kelly, I may add, as she shrieked and was looking intently at it. I explained what it was, and she went back to what she was looking at in the carpentry section. I wasn’t sure how Nido achieved the deep quality in the voice, and I doubt he had anyone else record the voice for him. I wondered who he was working on now, and where the innards for the current project were. The most amazing part I suppose about this bust was that it had no signs that it could be animate when it was inanimate; there were no jowl lines, it didn’t look like a dummy or anything, and inside of the mouth was actually a whole set of teeth and things. Somehow, Nido seemed to fasten an elastic surface with the actual marble mouth, so curious I touched the mouth to feel it suddenly open again and say. “Now you dare touch my mouth, have you no humility for the gods.” This scared me senseless and I must have jumped back three whole feet. A little shaken, I went back and determined to figure out how Nido did this, I touched the mouth again, and it said the same thing, so, I figured there must be a button inside, and actually learned that there was a very deceiving piece of latex on the mouth to cover the areas between the mouth and the cheeks. It seemed actually on a deeper inspection that the whole head was covered with this same material, and though it was still chiseled underneath, the effects of animation could be better achieved in this way.
Not feeling I could take any more of the stone working section I moved on to what appeared to be the tailoring section. Again there were many diverse materials, and it appeared that Nido liked to make outfits belonging to many different eras. Why, I wasn’t sure. There were all the necessary tools, and looking at it closer, I noticed something particularly interesting about all of this, the garments that were hanging up were extremely festive and bright with many different colors. It felt like I was looking at renaissance costumes of long and baggy clothing and I couldn’t imagine they were at all comfortable. I went up and touched the material, and from the feeling of the exterior of the outfits, I thought I was surely right in my assessment, but touching the interior, Nido had designed them to be very soft and comforting to the touch. Looking around further, I found several prints of various pieces of clothing that Nido had drawn. I knew he had drawn them because they only had his language written on them. Something else that I came across but didn’t really understand the significance to until a little later was a measuring stick with units I simply hadn’t seen before. Looking back on it later, I realized that these measuring tools were all over the room, at every station and table. They were a little more prominent here because they were in more forms and seemed to be of more use as tailoring apparently needs very precise measurements to work well.
Many of the garments that were hanging here had a great deal of variety to them. Many of them were simple and had an easy design, while others were extremely elaborate and looked like they would have taken several days to consider all of the intimacies to make. Here too, were hats and other things besides simple clothes. There were shoes and accessories, and beyond just stuff to wear looked like an upholstery section, since there were actually chairs and even tables and things here that had a great deal of cloth and more textile stuff to it. Something I found a little strange was a rope that appeared to be attached to a cloth that was attached to the ceiling. When I pulled this thing, an elaborate blanket with many pockets dropped down to provide various things Nido may have needed, like ribbon and so on like that. It was actually a very clever idea, and I noticed that next to it, were what seemed to be sacks of things dangling from the walls in similar fashion. After lowering a few by the pulley system above them, I found lots of different types of cloth.
Going again to the next section, I came upon what appeared to be his painting studio. This section was filled with elaborate artworks, and many logical puzzles of a most interesting nature. The paintings were quite surrealist, and I noticed that Nido had painted a lot of people that looked rather familiar in them. In one that reminded me quite a lot of Rene Magrite’s Son of Man, but where the apple was more of a translucent color, was a portrait of what I assumed Nido himself. In another where there was a woman that seemed to be made out of a waterfall was what I was guessing was probably Joy. What I saw next actually shocked me, not because it was something particularly devious or clever, but because I just didn’t expect it. It was a portrait of me, and one done apparently by memory since there were no photographs around. In this painting I was sitting at my desk at work, but the background around me appeared to be swirling in a tempestuous way. I couldn’t believe it, and exclaimed to Kelly to come and see this if she hadn’t. She was almost as shocked as I was, and commented on how well done it was to me. I asked her what she thought it meant, and she was equally as baffled as I was. After a little while of thinking about it, she suggested that maybe it was actually a flattering commentary on me. I asked her to elaborate, and she did, saying that it must mean that Nido saw our work environment as stormy and unstable, and in the midst of that, perhaps he saw me as being clear and orderly beyond the chaos. I was slightly doubtful of this assessment, but it was better than anything I could think of, so I accepted it.
The subject matter Nido would paint or sketch was actually quite diverse. He would do a simple still life sketch of an egg in one picture, and an overly elaborate painting of a street scene from medieval Constantinople in another. Whatever he chose to capture with his brush or pen, he was a master of it, and it appeared he made no mistakes no matter what he did. I was curious how long it took him to achieve this kind of skill, and figured it was something he must have practiced from a very young age. Even though all of his arts were about equally developed, Nido’s skill with the brush was surely the single most outstanding of all. He even did a couple of copies of old masters, like the School of Athens by Raphael, except in this particular rendition were Waldorf and Stadtler from the Muppets in the center as Plato and Aristotle. I was really warming up to Nido’s sense of humor by this point so laughed rather loudly when I noticed that particular detail. There were also several lovely landscapes of places that I wasn’t sure if Nido had seen himself or not, but they had a definite late romantic picturesque quality to them. It was all just quite beautiful, and I was glad that something so pretty could bring such joy to this man’s soul. After this I decided to finally go and look at the final station.
The final station was for paper craft of all things. Nido, in addition to being a master of everything else, took very kindly to origami, and had some of the most precise and elaborate structures of origami I’d ever seen in my life. Here Nido had many different kinds of paper, most of which looked handmade and quite expensive. Many kinds would have different designs and things on them that were quite interesting. Some would be very bright and dazzling; others would be more mellow and soothing to look at. The paper itself was actually a lot more interesting than I knew paper could be, there would be many kinds of different textures and thicknesses. Above the paper, it was marked where the different varieties would come from, places like Italy, England, Japan, even a few countries in Africa, like Egypt and the Congo. The papers were tucked away on some shelves in fairly large sheets. Most of them appeared to be handmade, and I found a very large pile of one, above it was marked ‘Nido’s Stack’, so I came to the realization that Nido, like everything else, had even made his own paper. His own particular paper was actually extremely sturdy, yet malleable. I was sure that he used this paper for most of his origami, because of its great practicality for the job itself. On the table were many tools for cutting and folding and otherwise manipulating paper for different purposes.
It was at this section that I noticed a good deal of the models for things in other sections, particularly the carpentry section were designed, or at least tried out, for structural integrity. Apparently, Nido would add weight and things to simulate the structures he was hoping to build. I presume this saved him a good deal of time and effort, so that if something couldn’t be made, it would have cost him a lot less time and materials than if he had tried it outright. Near this section too, was a drafting table where Nido would make grand designs, not only for the paper section but all of them. It stood to reason that this table was nearest the door and that Nido would probably come down and work here first before he went to any other part of the room. The paper he used for drafting sketches, which there were a few on the board now for various sections, seemed ordinary at first. I tried to write on the corner of it with my pen, and found something else. I realized straight away, that this paper seemed to be immune to being written on. I couldn’t fathom why on earth that might be, but saw around the rest of the drafting table that wasn’t covered with papers many tea stains. Feeling the paper closer, I found it to almost plastic, and realized Nido must have used a paper that was incapable of being damaged or marked upon by anything other than his own pen. It wasn’t like laminated paper, mind you, because whatever Nido actually wrote on this with, would stick and couldn’t be wiped up again. I couldn’t tell you if this was a paper made himself or had found somewhere else, but it was good, and it looked expensive, but all of these papers looked rather expensive anyway.
Some of the origami structures Nido had actually made were quite basically simple designs like mugs and things to eat with… I suspect Nido liked the idea of being able to quickly make his own eating ware. He also made some very interesting fantastic characters like dragons and wizards and unicorns. Now much of this origami wasn’t completely linear shaped surfaces that you would be used to when you saw origami, but a lot of it, was actually bent and shaped to be quite three dimensional. Perhaps the most stunning thing of all, but more on a psychological level than any other, was Nido appeared to make a death mask of himself. It was well done for origami, but it made me wonder if Nido had anticipated his own death. Naturally, I thought, we all anticipate it some day, but this looked like it was relatively recently built, and I wondered if Nido was aware of his own pending death. It was a stupid thought I felt, but one that stayed at the back of my thoughts for the remainder of my time there that day. Other things Nido had made appeared to move in some way or other, and how he had structured that I wasn’t entirely sure, but was surprised at just how sturdy all of these things were. Some of the moving origami designs included a fairly large hydra with multiple heads, when one would touch the tail, the heads all moved in different directions. Some of them wagged back and forth others would like down, and others still would open their mouths and appear to be attacking some unknown enemy. Finally, there was what seemed to be a full sized origami fireplace, replete with a mantel, and knickknacks. On the walls behind the statue, were two candlesticks, and finding it irresistible to touch these I did, and discovered the fireplace opened and a stairway leading up emerged into the next room.
Not ready to leave through it just yet, I went back to the central table in the center and also asked Kelly if she had explored and seen everything she wanted to. She said that she had, and in the center, I found some of Nido’s larger collaborative works. Things like large pieces of furniture. His latest collaborative project appeared to be a bed that made itself. It was a canopy style bed, and from the ceiling of the bed, one could raise or lower a cord attached to a pulley system to raise or lower a series of blankets. What was extraordinary about this bed wasn’t the blanket idea, which had its own interesting quality, in that it would always make the bed perfectly, but the extraordinary thing about this bed was the sheer work in mechanics and things that went into making it. The structure made it so that a single cord could easily be pulled to raise a rather heavy blanket evenly and easily. This structure seemed to have much woodwork, glasswork, rope work, and of course upholstery combined together, it wasn’t quite finished, I could see the amount of pulley systems and elaborations that Nido had to conceive of to really make it work. On the table near it, were many schematics and diagrams of how it was supposed to work. He even had the origami model standing nearby for his own conceptions if he needed them. Even the origami structure for this one had an integration of different things, like a small glass head and foot, the way it appeared on the real bed, and further it had small pieces of cloth cut out to replicate the larger blankets, and mattress that Nido had fabricated.
After I finished inspecting this lovely room, I invited Kelly to join me up the stairs into the next room, whatever it may be. So, up we went to find out what this man had made, and on the way toward the stairs, I asked Kelly what she thought about everything, and she just smiled and laughed saying she didn’t know how one man could have so many interests or projects going at once. This was simply too immense, but she was glad that she had the opportunity to see what man could achieve and start in his lifetime, if only he had the inclination and means. I asked her, why every person wasn’t a Frazer Nido, why we all didn’t achieve this kind of output in our lifetimes, and she told me she would get back to that, and as we climbed the quarter circular hallway, we approached a doorway that when opened appeared what I can only describe as Nido’s library.
When we entered the library, it was filled with many works, again in several languages. It reminded me of the library I’d seen in the British Museum in London. It was Georgian in style and held a great number of books, with a loft as well that held more books. Now I doubted that Nido had read all of these books, but he probably used them for references for various things. He had many sets of books, including tomes on all the skills and things he had down below. The library was like his office, but far more comprehensive, though the material here seemed less relevant to the actual work he had done. One thing that stuck out to me was a lot of the works he apparently had written and published himself. Many of the books were leather bound and looked to be of great expense. Along the volumes that were here, were things of both a practical and abstract nature. Nido in addition to his immense amounts of other kinds of work was a prolific author, and becoming overwhelmed with curiosity about just what he might have written, I decided to go and peruse some of the shelves. There seemed to be one shelf filled with only his own writings and I looked it over and found the volumes he had written numerous and telling. The shelves were separated by theme, and along the top few shelves were what appeared to be volumes of writings Nido had kept since boyhood. Nido had started his life of ambitious overachievement almost as soon as he had learned to write it appeared.
As I opened the first volume, Nido had written a decently extensive journal. The first entries weren’t of that great of interest, it was filled with talk about school and all of the things Nido would think of or invent that day. Many of the words were misspelled and there wasn’t a great deal of depth to it, but it interesting more to see because of the habit he kept with it throughout the rest of his life. I read and learned a little bit about his parents, through a young Nido’s eyes, how they were always encouraging him to work, and how they would constantly show him new skills and crafts. His father, from what I could discern was an intellectual carpenter, and his mother was a seamstress with an admiration of art. The first volume of Nido’s journals included his first twelve years of life, and it became far easier to understand the later on he went. The next volume was until the age of fifteen, and then seventeen, and eventually he wrote and published a journal every single year up until his seventy-third year. Nido always published these on the anniversary of his birth, which was 14 July 1932. Oddly, whenever he mentioned his birthday, he always called it Bastille Day, I suspect either out of a sense of modesty, or because he thought it was funny. Not having time to read all of these journals straight away, I skimmed many of them, and looked for the years I thought would be more interesting.
I learned a little more about his life from all of this, and I was frankly glad to be able to finally find more resolution to everything. I learned that Nido had actually gone to college and studied several subjects, and nearly got his PhD in biology with a specialization in genetic engineering, but had fallen out of the academic system due to great disgust in the field, and what appeared to be academic politics he didn’t want to deal with. Nido as a young man seemed to be quite social and had a great many friends, but because of the debacle and the loss of Joy had lost everything. As far as she was concerned, apparently it just killed him to lose her the first time. It seemed that he had incurred her wrath; she hated him and would never speak to him again, and after she died suddenly and unexpectedly, Nido lost all faith in people and closed himself off to the world. In the meantime he had acquired and made a fortune with smart investments, a habit he kept up for life, with the sole purpose of funding his hobbies. Naturally, I didn’t read all of this the first day I was there, but that is what I could ascertain from these books by reading them far more thoroughly in subsequent years. He wrote every part of every day of his life it felt like, and what was interesting wasn’t so much the mundane details he would write from day to day, which I am sure would have been utterly boring by themselves, but he always made sure to write several new thoughts that he could either develop later or expand on.
Every day he wrote he seemed to improve, and by the end of his life, he wrote some of the most elegant and loquacious prose I’d ever read. I wasn’t entirely sure why one would want to keep a volume of this size here concerning the matters of one’s life, but it seemed that Nido would certainly never forget anything, and he could always refer back to his life whenever he wanted, and that I thought was a brilliant idea. Each book in this set was quite simple, and each one would have an introduction at the beginning, a sort of summary, or year in review if you like. It demonstrated to me, what Nido considered most when thinking about things, he seemed to always mention his works of one year or other, more than anything else. In the years he courted Joy, however, the emphasis was all on her, especially earlier on. It seemed to me now, that Nido must have had an obsessive mind, and that he would fixate on many diverse things, but with full attention and diligence whenever he picked one subject. The only subject he never really moved on from was Joy, my guess was that he realized he couldn’t handle his fixations with people, because they are far more difficult to control than things and thus he returned to his usual habit of concentrating on his works, difficult and complex though they may be.
Below his journals, were volumes of what looked like a comprehensive worldview he had made. When I opened the first page to the first volume, there was an introduction and I’ll present it here:
This is my life’s greatest achievement, my magnum opus and what I take the most pride in having written. To anyone who reads this, if he has a question about me, surely the answer will lie in these tomes, one has only to look. I have composed this series for nearly seventy years in one fashion or other, it is all that I have made or believe in. It is in essence, my life’s summary. I see a person as being purely a reflection of their mind in the end, and one’s mind is what will let him achieve posterity to the world at large, thus is my own work. I published these volumes on 14 July 2003, my seventy-first birthday, and will publish addendums for the rest of my short life to come, if I feel it is necessary. I bid unto you, S.W. take care of it, it is me.
This was a colossal find as you can imagine, and what was most bothersome and simply scary was that it seemed to be addressed to someone, and I think me directly. I browsed through the rest of this and the other volumes rather hastily, and told Kelly, who had busied herself with some of the other books about what I had read. She responded with a bit of surprise, she didn’t really know how to react, on one hand it was quite out of nowhere, especially since he had written it two years earlier, but on the other hand she asked who he would possibly write it for. I thought she had made a good point and told her as much, I continued to look through the volumes and found masses of Nido’s sketches, ideas and even pictures of some of the things he had designed. It reminded of a book I’d read about fifteen years earlier called Gödel, Escher, Bach, by a fellow named Douglas Hofstadter. Each page was filled with short dialogues, or poems, or even letters he had written, or had been written to him. He had a few works by other people in his book, but only a select few, considering the immensities of this volume. The title of this mass of works, quite presumptuously was titled simply ‘Life’. I suspect, Nido had no particular audience in mind when he wrote the thing except perhaps himself. I couldn’t tell how long it had taken him to throw this all together, but I would suspect that he had been dabbling with everything for perhaps the last thirty years of his life.
It was like a collection of everything he had ever done put together in eight thick volumes. It explained a great deal about everything Nido had done and why he had done many of them. There was a section on his language, which I thought Kelly may be more interested in seeing, as a linguist, but it gave explanation for why he invented it, and how it worked. In the introduction of what he calls Practical Nidish, he writes thus:
I invented Practical Nidish for several reasons, but perhaps the main reason was, I found it to be a much more practical language for taking notes shorthand. During my long career as a janitor, thoughts would often occur to me, and I would have no way to write them down and remember them in their full glory at work, so I went through the trouble of creating a system whereby I could write down what looked like meaningless scribbles at work for other people, but were in essence notes I could get a great gist of what I wanted to remember without taking too much time to do it. In my head as the language developed, I gave it a grammar for my purposes, but nothing more than that. It is based on a syllabury of eight numbers/ letters, which consequently I use for my mathematics system too. The lexicon is based mostly on the Latin vocabulary, as I have always found that language elegant and concise. A good deal of the language is simple transliteration of Latin words into their nearest phonetic equivalents of my language, and because I would often be thinking of these things while working, all of the phonemes are unvoiced fricatives, to allow for a language of whispers. Eventually, I did invent a second language based a little on this first one, but of a much more flowery and elaborate nature than practical Nidish. This second language is called Poetic Nidish, but I never finished it as far as I would have liked, and used it only to write a few poems and for songs and things. The grammar for Practical is utterly simplified and inflective, and the grammar for Poetic is a good mix between syntactic and inflected and quite elaborate. You can find more for Poetic Nidish in volume II, But here is the ever developing language of Practical Nidish.
It all seemed much clearer now, what Nido was doing and what he hoped to achieve with his language, and after this short introduction, he went on to describe every part of his invented language. As I read his introduction memories of Nido at work flashed through my mind, with his small notebook that he always seemed to be focused on in the corner when I suspect he didn’t think anyone was watching, it all suddenly made sense why. The language itself looked quite simple, and he listed a very brief list of grammatical rules, followed by a phonetic and a lexical guide. It became evident that Nido knew several languages, if the books from before weren’t enough evidence, because he would make constant comparisons to other languages in his guide to Poetic Niddish in the next book. Poetic Niddish was a much more aesthetic orthography to look at than Practical Niddish had been, and it seemed to bear upwards of fifty characters. The grammar was more theoretical than realistic, and he came up in his mind with several different instances and usages of language that he could express in a very beautiful way. The vocabulary seemed to draw on several sources, and like English, seemed to have endless synonyms each full of expression and connotations that went beyond their simple denotations. Nido wrote a few examples of poems and so on he had written using this language, and even after reading the explanations I found it strange and at the same time mesmerizing. I tried to read some of it aloud to Kelly, and when I did she simply looked at me with love-filled eyes. I was impressed that Nido could create such an effect from simple meaningless, albeit pretty symbols.
After I had finished the first volume, I gave it to Kelly and she eagerly snatched it from my hands to see what kind of language this man could have invented by himself. Throughout all of the volumes, he would make theories and arguments, and it appeared it had all of the essence that was Nido in the confines of eight large volumes. Each volume contained 512 pages or 1,000 pages by Nido’s standards. How one could hope to fit his entire life’s thoughts and works, especially someone as prolific as Nido, into 4,096 pages, I wasn’t entirely sure, but then realized, I doubt anyone really can fill much more than that, and this was probably all the cream of the crop as far as he was concerned. The order of these things was not so much a reference for later use in an encyclopedic sort of way, but rather seemed to all run together with a coherent theme. Even though I only skimmed parts, the material was rather dense, and it would take me a few times with sections of text to really understand it, not because Nido wrote it inarticulately or with difficult language, but because he seemed to be so precise that every word would really count. Nido, I thus thought was a most methodical man, again of an obsessive or fixated nature. It might even be worth mentioning here that the book itself was extremely well manufactured, and I wouldn’t doubt if Nido himself printed it. It was all done on what seemed to be rather expensive and prime paper, but seeing as he called this of all things his magnum opus, my guess is he thought it would be worth any expense. The binding, was of the finest leather and it was emblazoned with fine metals like real gold embossing.
Something I was actually kind of curious about in this tome was the very first room we had entered into, and if it could explain the mural we had seen. I looked for a section on it, but that was something that if he had written about it, he didn’t make it obvious, and the reference section in the back of the volumes was not entirely helpful. My guess is, this was the one area he wanted to keep private and out of these tomes, or simply hadn’t found the proper place to really fit it in and talk about it. There were endless sections on various things, including many of the more mathematical and what appeared to be dry at first things about life, like many of Nido’s metaphysical and other axioms. He had a whole section devoted to axioms of various natures, and theories based on different kinds of what had to be taken on faith, or what he called meta-axioms. What I suppose he meant by that, is that there would be a given rule that could actually at its root be doubted for one reason or other, like the idea that other people actually exist, or that he wasn’t just some character in another person’s story, and going off of that rule would thereby construct different realities and rules for the universe and so on. Some of the axioms were outright boring and confusing to me, but overall the concept of what Nido found to be essential truth was beyond an utterly fascinating topic in all. He would move from one topic to another with an ease of eloquence I hadn’t seen in many. Some of the more poignant and interesting axial rules he came up with were as follow, and seemed rather Cartesian by my estimate.
1) I exist
2) Other things exists
3) I trust my senses
4) I trust my reason
5) My reality is stable and continuous
6) Time and space exist in my perception
7) Meaning is meaningless
8) I don’t like pie
The last axiom was obviously the most profound of them all, and seeing Nido’s humor shine through even in these works, actually seemed to really lighten the tension and help me literally comprehend his work much better. He would throw in jokes in these very technical and abstract pages to really allow for better understanding and, I feel, to suggest that people ought to lighten up, life is short and to read and take such deep things too seriously would be a waste of time and seriousness. These axioms would lead to other things for him to write about too, and the topic I found perhaps the most interesting in several ways was his axial approach to morality. Now, I mentioned when I went to his study that Nido had written about morality there, and so to does he here, but he tries more than describe what morals are, to construct a set of morals totally based upon logic, or at least his own logic, and a given set of axioms and meta axioms. Nido argues, by the way, that the degree of true versus meta in the axiom sphere, is quite gradient in nature, and that the spectrum only offers one completely true axiom, that being Descartes’ ‘Cogito ergo sum’ I think therefore I am, and that the further axioms seem to deviate from that statement the less true they get in essence. Or, he expresses that the more doubt a particular statement can obtain, the less of a true axiom it is. This said, he states that the need for meta axioms is almost more than for their true counterparts. He further goes on to explain that a meta-axiom is taking a stance on a given truth and declaring it to be valid or not.
Nido further explains that all knowledge is to some extent constructed in this way, that before we truly know about something we have no biases in our brains, but when we acquire knowledge we necessarily flip a sort of mental switch to make us incline to think about something differently than we otherwise would. He says this seems self evident, but that it in effect lines all knowledge, and therefore all mental activity of anything up to a sort of binary system. He suggests however, the on/off switch mental function is too limited, and that instead of our knowledge lining up to a dichotomy of this or that and nothing else where either this or that is necessarily mutually exclusive to the other is actually an inaccurate way to think about it. He suggests in turn that rather mental activity goes along a spectrum and that dichotomies are useful and simplistic ways to understand things by many, but that their real value lies in explanation to others rather than understanding for one’s self. Concerning knowledge, Nido further goes on to explain his ‘relevance theory’, which is highly related to his ‘meaning theory’. I’ll first elaborate on ‘meaning theory’, in the most east to understand way I can. Meaning theory, Nido says is the theory where true meaning comes from nothing as is mentioned in his eight primary axioms. Nido explains meaning, therefore as coming from the meta axiom “perpetuation drives material success”. Meaning that things that live on, are what have continued existence, and that purpose derives from the continuation of unaltered existence. Nido goes on to theorize that real meaning exists for those with the hope of continuation. He doesn’t say that meaning only exists in things that perpetuate, but rather that it only can exist to perpetual ‘actors’ or things.
So, in essence, meaning can only exist to things with memories, and thereby considerations. Deeper meaning, he concludes can only exist to things that exist longer, and deepest meaning to things that exist the longest. He goes on to write that the world is wholly arbitrary, so it is our need to continue to exist that truly gives us meaning. Thus he proposes that the meaning of life is to live long enough to reproduce successfully, in essence the pure and simple meaning of life is existence itself, and everything else is just superfluous, except cheese, that mixed with existence is the true essence of the meaning of life. Nido writes that this is the meaning of life, but not the meaning of existence, which he goes on to distinguish by saying that the meaning of existence is basically what the actor chooses. He goes on to describe some of the more popular meanings people have chosen to take, whether conscientiously taking such a life, or not. The first and most basic meaning of existence people opt to take, Nido postulates is what he calls ‘continued existence’: the will to exist simply to avoid not existing. He argues that this is actually the meaning of life for almost all species except humans. He goes on to argue, that in his experience on this earth, even most people fall in this category of the meaning of existence. He does not suggest that this is better or worse than any other meaning of existence, but it is merely the most common one. The second meaning he describes is the existence for emotion, mostly done through the basic emotion of what he calls ‘pleasure’… now I write pleasure because Nido writes a section on what he feels he has reduced the essence of feeling to, and pleasure is more of a catch all term for ‘feeling good’ in any number of ways. The pursuit of emotion and feeling, is fairly instinctual, and is the main driving force for the existence of many.
Nido argues that people don’t understand why they feel a certain way or other, and that the emotions themselves are quite axial in function, but more to that later. The pursuit of pleasure is perhaps the most single rewarding of the meanings of existence one can hope to achieve and to some extent; emotion drives all other meanings of existence in real life. This is to mean that lofty Raison d’etres’ although they can often be noble and theoretically quite appealing to hear about, are often impracticable in day to day life. The drive for something like pleasure pays off in the short term, and there is no further consideration beyond it; people rarely, if ever ask what the true meaning of pleasure is, and so it can rest in its own right. The next reason for existence is what Nido calls the ‘Charity Man’. In fact Nido calls all of his reasons for existence by titles like this one, such as ‘Idontwannadie Man’ and ‘Pleasure Man’ further demonstrating his sense of humor. Charity Man, Nido says, feels his purpose in life is to exist to make existence in general better for those people and things around him. He doesn’t give much of a definitive explanation about what exactly would drive all of these people, but he suggests a few things. The first is, he suggests that Charity Man wants to improve everything at once so as to make his surroundings better. Next, he suggests that maybe Charity Man likes being revered and so does what he can to help others. Another suggestion is that Charity Man simply can not tolerate suffering or guilt around him well, so tries to devote himself to bettering the cause of others. He finally suggests that Charity Man may think that he himself is not worth as much as a lone individual as the group as a whole, and thus this loss of self worth or bigger community-at-large worth reflects in Charity Man’s reason to exist. Nido offers a few examples of Charity Man in people like Jesus Christ and Mahatma Gandhi, oddly he seems to talk about Charity Man with a small deal of disdain.
Another reason for existence Nido describes is what he calls ‘Odinic Man’ or ‘Explorer Man’. This, he goes on to say is the person who wants all possible knowledge and experience before death. He goes on to write that Explorer Man, is the person who tries everything he can to see and understand it. Explorer Man will often use his knowledge for personal benefit or for advice to others and is perhaps one of the loftier reasons to exist, but it is very limited as well, simply because of the sheer immensity of the world and experience. Nido argues, that like the Norse god Odin, the consistent pursuit of knowledge can be isolating and painful. Nido suggests that Experience Man is the best reason to exist before the age of 35, and afterwards it is highly prudent to change it.
Another reason to exist, Nido offers is what he calls ‘God Man’ or ‘Pleasedontsendmetohell Man’. God Man in essence has given power of attorney for ‘purpose of existence’ over to an unknown or unseen being to choose for him what his reason to exist is. God Man, Nido proffers, takes his meaning from a set of rules that others have written and uses them instead of thinking things out for himself. Despite Nido’s seemingly critical tone to God Man, he in fact admits envy at the ability to simply turn off reason and not to worry about things of that nature. Nido suggests that reason can be one of life’s greatest pleasures, but to God Man, he has the luxury, if he so chooses to use his reason elsewhere, and put behind him the idea of existence. Nido suggests too, that God Man doesn’t simply have to believe in God, it is just the most common subject to believe in, but it can exist in any doctrine or idea created by other people or God Man’s case, beings. God Man could also take political doctrines like Nazism, communism, and even democracy and egalitarianism to the extreme to dictate what his particular meaning of life is.
The final reason to exist that Nido talks about is Artist Man or less flatteringly Work Man. Artist Man is a person whose reason for existence is to create as much as possible and a person who sees the majority of his worth in his own creation. Nido states that he is easily the epitome of Artist Man, and that he feels that the function of the human brain to create is the noblest endeavor. Nido realizes he is biased, since he himself fits this category, but he says that he figures the most outstanding and unique thing about intelligence is the creation and work that can be done with it. He suggests further more, that it is our creations, whether it be our biological progenies (children) or our works that really have the highest likelihood of living on. He says the greatest downside for creation man is to have one’s creation misused or misunderstood by others who would in essence perpetuate, and thus give ultimate meaning to one’s works. He goes on to say that creation man can suffer heavy disappointment if his expectations are too high, and that so many times, Nido himself had failed, that he simply wanted to revert into Pleasure or Idontwannadie Man’s state.
Nido then discusses how everything being spectral rather than dichotic these reasons to exist are not mutually exclusive and that they simply reflect why someone may choose to exist, or rather for what purpose they generally choose to exist. He goes on to say that all of these probably exist to various levels in different people and that they will consistently change throughout one’s lifetime. He doesn’t really ever state that one of these is better than the other, or that no one is better than another in reality, only in the way he describes it based on his own bias. He says that these are just the reasons he can think of, and this list is by no means comprehensive, but it is all of the most prominent reasons he can think of. He suggests that even though these reasons for existence are fine and good of themselves, they are all ultimately worthless in the end, and that the whys and wherefores can ever only go so far before we revert back ultimately to meaninglessness. It is in the search for when the meaningless becomes meaningful that Nido suggests that memory and thought truly come to play an important part. He even goes so far to ask the question what would happen if people simply disregarded the rule of perpetuation, that all meaning would be lost and things would simply blink in and out of existence, as they do in much of the universe already, simply never to affect or be of value to anyone or anything else, saving for unknown and barely felt physical effects, most notably gravitation.
Looking further into the book, I found Nido’s thesis on emotion, and not surprisingly it was actually quite tied to all of this. Nido goes on to explain that emotion and feeling are what really drive most people to truly live. He goes on to suggest that emotions and feelings seem to be end all reasons to do just about anything, but these emotions exist for other reasons that people consider only on the most intellectual and therefore removed and abstract level. This all he explains doesn’t always really make it into the real intuitive sense of what one is accomplishing by emoting with the possible exception of some fears and worry. He goes on to claim that some fear makes a person really know that he is alive, and the reason why is because it makes one alert to the fact that without action he may not be soon, thus the proper reactions need to be made to save one’s own perpetuation. Other emotions come into existence and one is simply glad or stimulated to feel them, so gives it less thought than perhaps one should. Nido makes no criticism of people who do this, since everyone does, and to actually consider what is truly being accomplished might in fact take away from the real experience of everything, but Nido explains that it might be good on some occasions to truly understand why one feels about certain things as he does, and that this would put the balance more often in the hands of reason and logic where, he feels that mental activity in a human’s mind should be focused.
Nido breaks the experience of human emotions into a few simplified categories “with minor specification and variations to distinguish them further.” He explains that he oversimplifies them for the sake of convenience and it is only one level of distinction among many, but that simplifying them as much as he does, suits his purposes better. The categories he breaks feelings down into are pleasure, fear, and discontent. He goes on further to say that there are perhaps others that he didn’t mention, but these are the most useful for what he calls more survival based emotions. At the base of everything, he are living to perpetuate ourselves and emotion like pleasure lets us know we are surviving better and should continue what we are doing to survive in that way, at least on an instinctual level. Fear, Nido postulates as I had mentioned earlier, is the upset or understanding that something is going contrary to good survival conditions and that one should change his behavior or protect himself in order to sustain his own life. Sometimes, this doesn’t always work, but it is supposed to prevent people and animals from doing stupid things that could endanger their wellbeing. Discontent is basically the opposite of pleasure and can include things as diverse as pain to sorrow to anger and everything in between. It is the basic state that people feel when things are bad and helps to drive change for unfavorable perpetuation conditions. This all said, Nido goes on in some other chapters to really elaborate much more on his emotion theory, but I include this first section here to demonstrate the tie between emotion and perpetuation. Nido himself never fully claims to rise above this, but merely to recognize how these things are interlinked with his true life’s purpose.
At one point, Nido writes about how he sees himself, this to me was something I was very interested in, because personally until before I entered his house, I saw him in an extremely different manner. Nido starts by describing himself from the most superficial level, from physical appearance all the way inward to what he calls the character of his very soul. Nido writes thus:
The concept of one’s self is perhaps the most difficult image in some ways to really conjure, while also being the most familiar subject to anyone who takes the time to actually try to understand and appreciate this, which I would guess nearly anyone who has lived more than four years has probably tried to do. I have been wondering about this concept ever since I can recall, and wondered what is it that makes me a different and unique individual? The pure and simple answer to this question seems extremely obvious to me, but somehow unsatisfying in the entirety of its argument, the real answer is I am made of a certain group of molecules and therefore atoms that no one or nothing else is. That is truly what makes me individual and unlike anyone else. After my death, however, those atoms and molecules will presumably separate and become parts of other entities and things. While this is a little bothersome on a personal level, it is the natural way of matter at large and nothing lasts forever. I often wonder if this is all that is really unique to me, or is there something more? I find the answer of my self concept is that I am more of an entity that is based in my thoughts and inner workings than anything else. On the exterior, I am fairly similar to about six or so billion other people in this world, and on the interior I still share many of those similarities, but there is an individual mind that while like many others is my own, to do with as I will. My mind, is essentially what I feel really sets me apart from anyone else, and it is the work done by the combination of my mind and body that will really give me posterity in one form or other for the future.
Do I need to live on into the future, either by my genetics or my works or something? Not especially. Would I like to have some way of being remembered past my death? A little. Basically, I feel that truly the best way for one’s mind and form to really carry on without him is through his works, and so it is I work constantly, mostly on half-baked schemes that never come to fruition, but sometimes, they do. This is all part of a larger picture whereon I’ll try to describe as much as I can, but I don’t think it’s ever really possible to fully describe one’s self for anyone. To start, I am a physical person, of average shape and size and I have what I would describe as a homely face with white hair. I am in decent condition for my age, and I feel that my physical qualities are not really outstanding in any particular way. As a person, I would describe my personality as bruised and non social, due more to choice than actual fear or pathology. I would say I am a hardworking and restless person with a mind that always needs to be focused on one thing or other, and furthermore, when I am not somehow focused or otherwise occupied, I fall into a deep depression. This is, I feel a very lucky trait to possess, because otherwise I would find myself in constant idle uselessness. Although I never make anything that I would deem useful to anyone else, I do occupy my time with many worthwhile things in the long run. It is this creation and consistent work that make the pursuits of my mind so worthwhile. I feel slightly guilty for not really contributing much to society, besides my custodial efforts, but in some ways, I feel like each man’s private occupation is not liable to anyone else anyway.
Should someone ever happen to come and read this entry, someone beside me, I want it known that I have always had a deep love and respect for my fellow men, but I simply could not deal with them on a daily basis, besides my own extremely limited way. I find myself to be a bundle of contradictions; I love and fear other people very much. I yearn to create, but I constantly try to create things that will help me to work less. I aspire to be noble, but find the only way I can truly achieve nobility in my own way is by not interacting with others. There are a million other contradictions that are simply of less interest to write, but I find that these contradictions must certainly exist in others as well. One thing that I find interesting about myself is that I have such high standards for my behaviors and works, but never expect the same from others, particularly in the way of mistakes made. I have made unfathomable mistakes in my life, and I am only sad that I couldn’t do anything to fix the mistakes I have made of the past. I only find repentance exists for me in the way of working hard to create, and maybe to make tributes, but tributes I doubt anyone will ever see. Do I want others to see my works at some point? I really don’t know, in some ways yes, but in others I simply don’t see the point to it all. It all leads to the question of if it is worth it to live by the ideas and understandings that one’s life is only worth the value that others see in it. I feel that is inescapable, and even those assessments are barely worth little more than one’s own…
Nido continued on like this for some time, and it seemed more like a confession than anything else really, but I figured it was all good therapy at least for him to write, and it just seemed so personal, so humanizing for him to write something like this. He continued this essay for some time, and it started to go and judge the moral character he felt his life had taken, which wasn’t really favorable or not in one way or other, but it was interesting and made me start to wonder even about myself and how I saw my own life.
Another section that Nido wrote was about reflection over works and the point of history. Nido writes essentially that at first history seems irrelevant or at best only entertaining to some. He writes that as a young man he never knew why so many people read or studied history, and he also writes that he never quite understood why people did things like keep journals and so on. He never quite knew or understood how much time was appropriate for reminiscence, and on that note what precisely it was meant to accomplish. He does not deny very much enjoying history and the like himself and even at that age would eagerly study a good deal of it, and reminisce constantly, but he claims too, although he often engaged in it, he never knew why. Then he went on to write that having kept a journal nearly every day of his life, he would sometimes go back and try to read what he wrote to better remember things, and that is when is struck him, that he went back to remember things that could often serve to help him in the future as well as the past. Nido would read sections of his journal and remember ideas he had written about, but hadn’t executed, and thus could better do things of that nature. Plus he writes that after one’s death, without the hopeful reminiscing of others, one’s life is forgotten and thus worthless to the conscious mind. So, he adds, how much time is appropriate for remembering others or even oneself? He says ultimately it is a hard question to answer, but he goes on to suggest that the more time one devotes to such memories the more one can grow and learn, and create the deeper meaning he mentioned earlier. It is thus memory that we will ultimately dwell, especially in the end of our own lives, but even in the lives of others. It is remembrance that keeps us alive in the most significant ways.
Nido further adds that his remembering and cherishing his beloved Joy, was perhaps the only great service he could offer to her, especially since her death, but even since their break up. He says that perhaps his greatest regret in life is he was sure no one would remember him like that, certainly not in the same way, and that it actually pained him to think that his life was such an isolated event in the end, and that he only hopes that maybe he can lure someone to come and witness what are his accomplishments, and perhaps even this book, simply to know his thoughts and his mind. He goes on to claim that though he was only a spectator in this way, it was quite clear to him that in life it is other people, most notably the people one is closest to, that really matter more than anything else at all. Other consciousnesses are by far the most important thing for what we should strive to impress and honor. He adds that having one’s name in the history books or even being remembered a hundred years hence is really not necessary, but being remembered by someone who meant a lot to you is really what it all comes down to. He says he realizes the irony of his making this claim of all people, but that though others are really what matter, he felt it was too painful to deal with, and thus had no interest, it only bothered him when he would think about it in that way. He goes on to write the meaning of being a hermit.
Voluntary isolation, Nido claims, at least for him, is appealing for a variety of reasons, and although he believes and understands that others are what makes one’s life special and in many ways worth living, it is also bothersome to work, and leads to the greatest pains as well. Nido says that in his life, he was constantly brewing with ideas and had the greatest desire to simply see them realized, and so it was that he cast off people, especially after incurring Joy’s hatred. He found the life of a hermit to be particularly appealing immediately after her death and swirled into a downward spiral of gloom and isolation, but realized that the very isolation he detested at that time was actually his way to salvation and painlessness in the end. It was work and thought that truly gave Nido happiness and meaning in the end and thus that is what he took, believing creation to be the best alternative to the speculations and, he negatively adds, judgment by other people. Being a hermit, although a sometimes sad and lonely existence is one of grave thought and beauty in other ways, and allows one to truly appreciate things in a unique and clearer way than one always surrounded by other people, who has his thoughts and mind misshaped in several ways. The comforts of social stability are absolute if others aren’t in it, to shake things up. Nido points out the contradictory nature of what he writes, but he writes thus is the mind of humanity at large. Thus he goes on to write that the true essence of being, is really that no matter who one is, his life will be a diverse and unique experience in almost all regards, no one can escape this diversity of experience and thoughts if he live sufficiently long.
After I finished reading this section, I figured it was probably time to move on and after finding some more of his works, or what he deemed worthy to keep in his library, I asked Kelly what she thought about Practical Nidish, and she told me she found it quite curious that a man could perform such a feat as make up a new language that in most ways was so alien to his own, and furthermore to remember and use it for precisely the reason he created it. She said that in many ways it made sense, that finding the necessity in it would make one learn it better. She explained a little bit more of the technical parts of the language to me, based on what Nido had written, and made a rough guide to some of it, so that if we encountered the language elsewhere in the house, she could understand what we came across, plus she could hopefully understand the signs and things we had seen before. With that, I asked her if she had had her fill of the library, which she affirmed, so we went out a door that led to the grounds outside, which had been obscured by the house before, and we hadn’t really seen it when we had arrived, but they looked rather fascinating in and of themselves.
The landscape of the grounds was actually much prettier than I would have thought. Nido had a vast amount of grounds around his house, and it was all surrounded at some distance by lovely deciduous forests of great trees. It was clear to me that Nido had bought this house because of its extreme remote and hidden location. It seemed like the perfect place to simply get away from the world at large, and I could definitely understand why Nido would desire a place like this. Here he could work on his projects with the greatest of noise, or paint his house blue with pink polka dots, and no one but maybe the mailman would be any the wiser. The grounds, it seemed, Nido treated much the same way as the rest of his house, like a great workshop to be used and beautified if possible. Had I walked around and explored the grounds more in depth from the beginning, I would have thought of Nido as a part time farmer, with what seemed to be fairly extensive fields of different kinds of crops, and orchards of different kinds of fruits next to them. There was a tool shed further away toward the back of the fields. The grounds looked well trimmed and taken care of, which was still slightly surprising to me, but now I was more curious about what Nido had created to do this, rather than who might have been here to perform the function for him.
I decided to go and walk out into the fields and see what might be there, and doing so, I found a very subtle, and hardly noticeable track much like the one I’d seen in the greenhouse. Out in the field where several carts and robotic arms hard at work reaping the harvest which was in full bloom. They were reaping many kinds of vegetables and grains that hadn’t been growing inside. Nido’s biggest crop out here was wheat by far. There were perhaps two or three acres of wheat growing, and several carts bringing them into the house to deal with. There was also a lot of corn that by this point was nearly as high as an elephant’s eye, and it looked like it was growing clear up to the sky. Walking further, I found some rows of what looked to be potatoes, carrots, green beans and regular vegetables like that, that I assume were the bulk of Nido’s subsistence, and then I came out to what I can only call Nido’s cash crops, it seemed that he was growing more of the tobacco I’d seen earlier, but this looked a little less experimental than what I had found in the greenhouse. There was also some cotton growing, but in different colors than just the normal white kind. It appeared Nido didn’t have the time or the patience to dye his own wool, so he must have crossbred indigo and various other dyes with the cotton itself. It was actually quite amusing to look out into the cotton fields, for it looked like I was standing in a children’s book with the different colors of different kinds that were popping out at me.
Near the cash crop section grew some spices, such as garlic and vanilla, and things like that. I couldn’t quite understand how these could grow here, but figured out Nido’s tastes fairly quickly based on the spices he chose to grow over others. His spice garden wasn’t terribly large, so I figured he either didn’t mind blander food, or he simply bought a lot of his spices in the grocery store. They smelled quite nice though, and I wondered what it would be like to have Nido prepare a meal for someone from his own homegrown food. After looking at all of this food and remembering Nido’s kitchen, I came to the conclusion that Nido must have been a vegetarian, there were no animal products, except inside there was some milk and cheese. Obviously there had to be cheese, it was part of his meaning of life, after all. I wondered what reason Nido would have chosen to be a vegetarian, but couldn’t come to any conclusions, maybe the tome of his life would contain the answer to that, but for the moment I attended to the fields. Kelly, who had stayed back at the door surveying the land called to me that this was something she should have but didn’t expect to find here. I agreed with her, and asked what she found of particular interest so far. She said the thing that really caught her eye was what looked to be a wall grown out of thick bamboo. I hadn’t taken great notice of this myself, but after looking into it a little more, agreed that it did look interesting, not only because there was bamboo growing there, but it looked to be concealing something and I aimed to figure out what.
So, I walked over to the bamboo area and joined Kelly who was already marching there. When we arrived to the brush, we swept it aside as well as we could and it opened to reveal something covered in a tarp, so stepping in to remove the tarp, appeared to be some sort of vehicle but that looked vaguely like a motorcycle. There were, however, no wheels or anything that really gave it any sort of obvious vehicle appearance other than an apparatus for steering, and some gauges on the front side of it. There was also a seat behind these, so obviously this thing was supposed to move in some way or other, but I couldn’t quite figure it out. Walking around it I noticed there seemed to be some sort of propulsion system with miniature jets on either end of it. These jets looked blackened, but not very. So it had obviously only seen a little use, but in what way precisely, I wasn’t entirely sure. Then it came to my mind that we were actually at this point standing on some sort of large stiff rubber platform, and there were a series of switches on the side of the house, and here. I went to go see what the switches do, and so flipped one, from the platform on which we were standing was a sudden loud hum. It actually startled me enough that I jumped at first, because not only was the noise startling, but the ground actually began to shake. Kelly, who was standing a little further from me, began to laugh hysterically when she saw my reaction, and I laughed too, since it hadn’t left her motionless either.
There seemed to be a light that came on to this craft now, when I had turned on the switch, like it was waiting to do something, and so, cautiously, I went up to sit on the thing, and flipped a similar switch at which point my stomach turned. I was now elevated maybe a centimeter above where I had been and it had caught me again off guard. My nerves were rather jittery, but I wanted to see what on Earth Nido had made. I started to turn some of the throttles that were on the control panel of the vehicle and suddenly it raised slightly a little more, and it wobbled a little bit as I shifted my balance but remained fairly stable. I moved a different throttle and suddenly I was flying forward at a slow but still scary rate. I went forward perhaps two meters on the platform and suddenly when I reached the end found my front end grounded with my back end still hovering. The dropping of the front of the hover craft soon cleared up any notion I had about this being a simple hovercraft, it somehow needed the pad to stay afloat, otherwise it wouldn’t go very far. I wondered if Nido had made any device on this hovercraft for just such eventualities. Unwilling and unable to find it, I simply turned the thing off, and beckoned Kelly to help me push it back onto the pad. As I cleared the hovercraft, I thought it strange that Nido would have such a small space for it to fly on, when it was obviously meant to go farther than it did. So, I tried to clear out the rest of the bamboo, some of which was growing over the platform itself on the sides and this is when I found what appeared to be a small track of metal, leading out another few meters.
The track wasn’t very long, and made a small loop of a few meters, although it looked like much of it was concealed so people wouldn’t realize they were walking over it. I decided to try this little hovercraft again and started it up, floating slightly as I turned the switch on again. Taking the same actions as before, it started to go, a little at first. I rode the track around and started to go a little faster trying to take note of where I could and couldn’t go, since the hover bike was dependent on the track in order to fly properly. At times it would dip a little, but I would try to right it by moving back to the proper area immediately. I returned to the main pad where I had discovered it, and a little more bold and confident now I rose up off of the ground as high as I could go. This raised me perhaps as high as three meters in the air, but as it approached the zenith of its hovering ability, it began to waver and could go no further. Slowly I lowered the bike down again until it was finally back to where I’d started. Kelly traded places with me and soon she was zipping along and looked to be enjoying herself quite a lot. She went around the course and almost fell off a couple of times, but overall looked like it she was quite in command. When she came back, she was delighted to tell me everything she thought about it and said she would love to try it out again, but she asked me if I knew how it worked. I replied that I didn’t but that I was very curious myself to know.
I looked around and turned the switch on the side of the house on and off a few times to try to find a clue. Suddenly I noticed when I would do this there seemed to be a pulsating wave like a strong breeze coming and going among many things on the outside. I finally realized that the things that were moving so strongly were mostly made out of metal, so I decided to do a little test and see if there was something about the metal things that made this happen. I looked around to try to find a light metal object and asked Kelly if she had anything. She told me she had a watch in her purse and I asked if I could borrow it. By this point the switch was off, and nothing was moving any longer. I turned the switch and held the watch over the platform, but nothing happened, which was a little frustrating, finally I asked her if she had anything else in her purse, to which she replied she had gotten a small button from a store she went to earlier that week, the store was having some kind of promotion and she had received it as a promotional item, but had forgotten about it until just now. I checked it, and instead of having the normal safety pin style back to it, it had two small magnets to keep it in place, presumably to avoid putting holes in one’s clothing. Taking the small button from Kelly, I turned on the switch again, and held the button over the platform. As soon as I did this, I felt like my hand was going to lift me up. Even from this small source there was a crazy amount of force acting on these small magnets. The force was so great, that I accidentally dropped one, only to watch it shoot a good three meters up in the air.
Kelly shrieked in surprise at what she had just witnessed, and scrounged to find the thing. In the meanwhile, I turned off the switch and decided to go and further investigate this by jumping back onto the bike and investigating a little more. I sat on the bike and pressed the switch again, nothing happened, except that all of the lights came on. I tried to press the throttle forward and it moved slightly and gave the distinctly unpleasant odor of rubber burning from behind me. I then remembered that the propulsion system was powered by the small engines behind it, and looked to see the recently cooked rubber mat that I had just fried. While it was still hot, I found a stock and tried to clear away a little of the rubber mat. The mat was very thick, perhaps three or four centimeters, and the last part of the mat I tried to clear was actually rather hard on my hands. I continued to dig and once at the bottom of the mat, revealed a metal floor. Curious still, I asked Kelly to get on the bike and ride it again, I wanted to study the underside of it in action, since I hadn’t been taking special notice of it before. She did as I asked, and when the bike raised enough for me to see the underside of it, there was only an arch and on either side were two rubber circles, one in the front and the other in back. Kelly lowered the bike again, and I thought I finally figured out what made this vehicle move and told Kelly about it.
I explained that the floor was a giant magnet, with a single polarity going toward its surface. I further explained that this didn’t affect the bike too much when the bike itself was turned off, because it was too heavy and non magnetic to really do much, but when one would flip the switches of both, the thing had two magnets acting with repulsion toward each other creating an immense amount of lift. Either magnet when turned on would be extremely powerful by itself, but when combined, it was enough to really make a show. How Nido pulled this sort of anti gravity magnetism and tame it into the form of a hover bike was quite extraordinary to me, but I was happy to witness his great work in action. I figured it would be an interesting idea to try to lay out a metal course like this all over a city and see what it would do as far as less pollution and so on like that, but figured it would be an impracticable idea, simply because people would constantly crash unless there were some sort of confining parameters to keep them from doing so. Plus, I wasn’t really sure how much electricity it would take to power either the hover bike, or the floor beneath it. I wondered if Nido used this often, or simply made it to see if he could, tried it out a few times and then grew bored with it and moved on to his next project. I wasn’t really sure either way, but guessed the latter was the more likely choice. It seemed to be Nido’s method to get really interested in a project intensely for a short time and then once he finished with it, to move on to another one.
We covered the bike with the tarp again and made sure everything was off and safe the way we had found it, and soon found ourselves heading back toward the fields. Kelly ventured out to the tool shed, and I went to the orchards to see what Nido was growing in his trees. The orchards were very well taken care of, and in the center of all of the trees were stationary robotic arms with long ranges tending to the fruit. Some of the trees were barren and looked like they had already yielded their crops earlier in the year. Others were at their peak season, particularly the apple and pear trees. As I walked around the trees, I noticed that these were a very healthy and delicious looking lot of fruit. The colors of the apples in particular looked rather nice and it seemed that Nido was growing a few different varieties of them. What was more noteworthy than that he was growing three different varieties, however, was that he was actually growing different kinds of apples on the same tree. I don’t know how he did it, but the apples were growing in different colors and sizes. Some were green, some were red, some were yellow, and others still were orange. I wondered if they just looked different but were all the same apple really, so took a few down, each of a different kind and bit into each of them, noticing a real difference in taste as well as everything else. I called to Kelly than when she had time to come and try these. She seemed to be busy in the shed however, so I went to her, and asked her to try them all. When I arrived at the shed, I was fairly amazed, but would inspect it more later (and thus write about it later too), but for the time being, Kelly, said it was interesting that Nido would have all different kinds of apples growing in one orchard. This is when I threw out the curveball that it was not only in the same orchard, but also in the same tree. She simply looked at me with her mouth gaping in astonishment.
I gave the apples to Kelly to eat if she wanted, and returned to the orchard, to see the tracks and carts and arms of the fields and the greenhouse were busy here too. The arms as I had said were much longer, and looked like they actually had a device to extend and retract themselves. They seemed to grow and shrink in what looked like a mechanical feat, and it was always interesting to watch these machines going about their business of constantly attending to their fruits. They would simply move back and forth at random times and feel one plant or other trying to determine how to either help it, or to harvest and store them for later. Some of the things I wondered was how they would know a certain fruit was in any particular one spot. With the grains and vegetables, they didn’t have as far to look, and would be guaranteed finding something by grabbing anywhere, but here, not only were the apples harder to find, but they could either damage themselves or the tree by bumping into it by accident. The next thing I wondered was how long it simply must have taken Nido to perfect this whole system, with the sensors and all. How many of the concepts did he research and how much of it was pure trial and error. As talented as Nido seemed, I would guess he mostly relied on the research of others, and tried his hand at robotics again more as an academic interest, and simply put it to work for him once he had gotten into it.
I searched around some more and looked at some more of the fruits he had grown and discovered something that wouldn’t have normally struck me as being so odd, but here, it rather did. Nido had orange and even lemon trees growing. Now normally I wouldn’t consider anything so odd about this, but I did after a little consideration. Here we were in a climate that is far too cold for citrus trees to grow, and somehow Nido had found a way to not only grow these trees here, but grow them in totally exposed conditions out in the moderately cold climate. What was more was that they were growing in the early autumn, which although warm, was certainly not as warm as they probably required to really flourish in other parts of the world. Nido had somehow discovered a way to grow this fruit with less heat that it normally needed. I figured Nido must somehow have manipulated the DNA of all of these plants to suit his own purposes, and with the modifications of this kind, he was able to better keep a diet of things that only he grew for the most part, with probably a few store bought things here and there. I wondered how satisfying and gratifying it must be to grow all of one’s own food, to be totally self sufficient in the one area of life where a person really ought to be. It had sometimes been a fantasy of mine to be a farmer, simply to know this feeling of self-reliance and ability. I took one of the oranges down, which looked like it was about ready to come down anyway, and cut it open to see if the taste was sacrificed for the later growing season and colder climate. When I tasted it, I noticed that not only did it taste delicious, like the quintessential way an orange ought to taste, but it was also totally seedless, and the skin was extremely easy to peel off. Normally, I would struggle with an orange’s rind for a few minutes, and never really have the rest of the skin off the way I wanted, but here, it came off like I was peeling an older hardboiled egg. I was smiling quite widely after this little discovery, to find perfect oranges for free, for as long as I could probably want.
There were other kinds of trees too, but these were the more noteworthy of them. Following my walk around the orchard, I went back to the fields where I found the shed again with Kelly inside it. What I found when I arrived there were some gardening tools of various sorts and more schematics and things to tamper with the cross breeding processes of the various vegetables and fruits out on the grounds. He had pots and even a few plants growing there, but nothing too fancy. What I really was interesting though was Nido had some of the robotics parts there under repair, and I got to examine one more thoroughly than I had before by just looking at it from the exterior. It seemed he had built them in a very mechanically simple seeming way, and he actually had his plans laid out for how to repair them. They were built on very simple mechanical principles, except for the feeling probes, which seemed to have some sort of computerized chips attached to them. It was actually really cool to see all of this together and laid out very simply. It made me wonder how Nido got into robotics in the first place. Surely, it would never be a simple prospect. Naturally, I figured that the more Nido did, the more apt he got at figuring out how to make things together, altogether, and with his work ethic, it would only be a matter of fine tuning some of his other skills to work on things like this. I wondered how Nido’s mind worked to accomplish such great feats, surely he was at least a little abnormal in that regard, but not in a bad way mind. Nido’s craft and skill were things of great speculation for a long time after all of this for me, only by reading his giant tome did I find any sort of answer in this regard.
Looking more at this mechanical curiosity, I examine how the arm extended and it was built on a sort of belt system that simply raised it with the aide of a motor. The fingers were controlled by tendon like features, much more like our own fingers. I felt the need to test these things out, so manually pulled them and watched them open and close with great delight. The fingers had some sort of intricate system to give them slightly more dexterity, and it was actually strange to press buttons and watch them work in a very double-jointed sort of way. I wondered how long it took Nido to think of these things for his fields and greenhouse, but then figured I could probably find the answer to that in his journals, if I ever had the inclination and time to read them. Looking beneath the workbench in the shed where the arm and all of its parts were, I found a plethora of tools of different kinds. Some of them looked specially made, others were common. One thing I found of a bit of interest was a measuring tool. The tool had stranger units on it, and of course they were all multiples or divisible by eight, but I didn’t understand why they looked different than other units. The probe of the hands were quite interesting to look at, but I couldn’t make out much from them, save to say they were built of a sort of dark glass, and had several holes in them in a brush sort of fashion. The bases with the wheels and so on were actually quite intricate too, they weren’t regular wheels, but built at a sort of concave angle, so as to better stay on the tracks, I suppose. I wondered how this thing was powered, but then figured Nido must have built a power source which would come from the tracks themselves.
I asked Kelly what she was interested in, and said she had found some tea plants that Nido had on the table, and they looked interesting because they were extra potent, and were naturally sweet. I asked her to elaborate and she went on to say that there were natural sugars so that if you ever made tea it would likely have the perfect tastes (at least for Nido’s palate) and it would have a good consistency. If you steeped the leaves for longer, they would simply give a sweeter and more tea like taste, and not give the bitter taste one was used to. I asked her how she knew this, and Nido left notes of those basic descriptions, Kelly had been going over them all. I knew these plants would be of special interest to Kelly because she loved tea as much as anyone I’d ever known. I asked her if she knew about the caffeine content, and she told me it was somewhat strong, but maybe half the strength of normal coffee, but this was based off of Nido’s sketchy notes. Kelly was excited because she got to use Nido’s language notes to understand this, and it was actually a very easy language to use and to learn once you got past the differences to English. I asked her if she was ready to go inside and she told me almost, but to busy myself for a little while. I decided to walk around the periphery of the house for a while and explore what was there. Walking around, I found a garage that led out into the driveway, and a door on the side of it. I opened the door, and called to Kelly to come. When she didn’t come, I went back to the shed to find her still immersed in what she was doing and told her I had found the garage. She told me to go on and look at it alone for now, and she would come by after she had finished reading everything.
As I walked back to Nido’s garage, I began to think about the fact that Nido must have driven to work everyday, but I had never known what car was his. Now I was going to see what it was he drove there, and if it had any peculiarities similar to this house. I wasn’t sure if he even drove anything actually, come to think of it. On my reflections of everything, I remembered that Nido had taken the bus to work most days. I couldn’t imagine him actually interacting with the bus driver though, except for the usual courtesies that anyone would exchange with a bus driver when he got on or off the bus. I approached and opened the door to find a car there, but nothing I would have expected, but on the other hand the whole house had been like this so far. The car was an old Motel A ford, and was actually in really good condition. The inside of the car was more curious though, since it looked to be extremely luxurious and technological. It had a full speaker system, as well as a modern navigation system that Nido must have had installed recently. The engine looked new and of very high quality, Nido must have spent a good amount of time on this car, but it made me wonder about how efficient Nido was at his work in general. I began to come to the conclusion that a car like this only would have taken Nido a matter of weeks with his strict attention to whatever he happened to be working on. It couldn’t have taken him any longer, I figured, with just the sheer amount of things he had made, he couldn’t have spent that much time on each, and his simple skill level would have increased for all things creative.
There were, as you might imagine a lot of tables and tools and unusual gadgets around the garage aside from just the Motel A. One thing of particular note was Nido’s bicycle, which was nothing too spectacular to look at, probably for strategic reasons, but it did have some baskets that unfolded when necessary to create a lot of storage space. It looked like Nido had used this a lot, and actually kind of curious, I opened the garage and took it out. Nido hung his bicycle from the ceiling, and I had a little difficulty getting it down, until I noticed that he actually made a tool for just such a purpose, and when I used this hook like thing to get the bike down it came down with a grace and ease I didn’t realize was possible. Taking the bicycle outside, I was ready to see what Nido had done, and as I sat on it, the seat seemed uncommonly comfortable, especially for a bicycle. I put my feet in the pedals and as I drove off the amount of speed I achieved for such a small amount of effort was amazing. One thing I thought was a little odd about the bike was that the bars were actually a transparent white plastic, with what looked to be a system of chains and gears inside. This was perhaps the most visually outstanding part of the bike. But it took off with a celerity and force that made it seem like I was biking downhill the entire time I was on it. Even going up hill through the trails of trees near Nido’s house was quite nice. It then dawned on me that Nido must have made this particularly comfortable and interesting bicycle to go to the bus stop with, and I wondered how far that might possibly be.
Out of pure curiosity I decided to see if I could actually figure out where the bus stop was, and it gave me an excuse to test the bike a little more. As I drove on, I found that this bike handled especially well, and only gave the lightest of resistance. I didn’t know what Nido had done, but I was eager to find out when I returned. I figured he must have had some sort of plan or schematic laid out to explain the mechanical processes of the bike. After a while of driving on the old dirt road we had driven in on, I found a far away and virtually deserted bus stop that had only one bus running. The bus’s time table was up, and it occurred to me now, just how Nido’s work schedule was laid out. Strangely, it wouldn’t have taken him very long to get to work, and maybe if he was feeling bolder or running later, he could have even bicycled there. When I parked, I noticed that the bike stood by itself, but then found a sort of kickstand system that had dropped down when I had gotten off. This was an automatic thing, and I figured Nido really knew how to act concerning weights. Something else that happened when I got off is in a few hidden orifices of the bike; little bags came out, particularly, one by the seat and one by either handle. I took these things pulled them out, and eventually figured out that they were meant for the seat and handles, they covered them in such a fashion that they would protect these areas from weather, giving Nido a clean and dry seat when he got home. I walked around a little, just to enjoy the pleasant day I was in, and when I came back, I felt that the seat and the handles were both warm. Apparently Nido had configured some sort of heating apparatus for these things to make the experience of returning home all the more pleasant.
I decided it would be best to return back to Nido’s house, so that Kelly wouldn’t get worried, and also just to explore his garage some more. I came back, to find Kelly waiting there, with her hands on her hips and a look of mock scolding. When I got home and put the bicycle back to its storage place, I asked Kelly how she was. She asked me where I’d gone, and I told her I wanted to try out the bike, and she then inquired what I thought of it, and what it did. I explained to her all of the functions, and told me she had discovered some plans that Nido had drawn up, but not been able to build yet. She told me about many different kinds she had and I was rather surprised about some of the ambition Nido had for some of them. One plan in particular I thought was interesting, Kelly told me about was called ‘The worm’. It was a design for a new transportation system based on an earthworm, and going through the mud in the same way that they would. Kelly led me to the draft table where Nido had that laid out, and I decided to have a look at it more in depth. The principle looked quite awesome, and the way it worked, was to move through the ground in a way that would replace the mud as it left. Notably, it was completely cylindrically shaped, with a large hole in the middle and the dirt would be processed through here at what looked like an extremely fast rate. As it would go through, the worm in a sort of regurgitation style, a person would lay down with a sort of monitor above his face in one of the chambers of the worm. They would accelerate and steer where they would go, but much in the same manner that an astronaut might during a space shuttle launch.
On notes beside the blueprint I’d been looking at, were detailed schematics of how everything would work, how much energy it would need, and on some side notes, Nido seemed to suggest that the energy that the worm could use, could actually be taken from the earth itself, as the worm moved through. It was a bit strange though, and I seriously doubted its actual plausibility for a large variety of reasons. For the mere reason that it was only a blueprint, I believe that Nido himself had these doubts as well. I was impressed by the sheer theory that Nido had and even if it didn’t always work, it seemed, at least here, that he was at least willing to entertain any option. This said, I did wonder if Nido considered different consistencies that the worm would have to move through. Also, I was curious as to how he intended to steer this thing, but as I peered further at the illustrations and schematics, it seemed he had taken at least that part into account, with mechanisms to alter its course, and to make it surface in a graceful manner. One further application I was curious about was what would become of the leftover dirt that the worm had plowed through. It was a question I asked myself aloud, and when looking at some of the notes, found a slight answer. Basically, it seemed that the earth would treat the soil in the same way as a real earthworm, by adding fertility to the ground it moved through. The thing, at least on paper, was a little over a meter wide and roughly three meters long. In the center was a large cavity that could open and close so as to process the dirt through.
The worm, as Nido wrote, was theoretically able to move at a rate between 100 to 300 kilometers/hour. Part of the way it was able to ‘metabolize’ the soil so quickly was simply because, according to the notes, it would essentially open itself up for ultimate geodynamics. The engines that drove this thing forward took a lot of resources too, namely it required a good deal of some sort of lubricant, as well as lots of regular fuels like oil for the motors found in the center. The design itself incorporated a few non-actual-worm details, such as a series of treads that would move the thing, mostly on the surface, but underground it appeared they would be utilized to claw through the dirt too with arms that would raze anything in front of it. These treads were placed all around the design, so there were roughly 30 of them. The entrance to the thing for the human passenger was actually a little strange as it had to be arranged through the treads. The way one would enter would be by getting in near the end of the thing (the area where the worm would essentially expel its leftover gravel), and a door type thing would slide forward detaching several of the treads with it, and reattaching them when the hatch was shut. The potential distances this thing might travel were rather difficult to fully guess, but Nido predicted a time limit might be roughly five hours, or a distance of about 1,000 kilometers. Near the draft table oddly enough, were some of the parts, namely the motors and things that Nido would need to run this machine. It appeared that this was one of Nido’s most recent projects, and that he actually had hope to create this thing, and mostly was working on it here, in his garage.
I wondered why Nido would be working on it here in his garage rather than some place more suiting for such projects, such as his studio, and I came to the conclusion that it was likely to do with the size of the project itself. My guess was that Nido likely worked on his largest and most mobile projects here in the garage, for a variety of reasons. One major reason I suspected was simply to try out what he was working on as he worked on it, as he would have ample space for such test drives here. I figured he also built his hovercraft as well as restored his Motel A here for such reasons as well, though I’m sure he worked on individual components in his workshop and for ease of transportation would bring them up and assemble them here. That having been said, Nido did actually have a huge capacity to work on various things in his garage itself, with a huge array of tools and materials for nearly any purpose. I mention here too, that aesthetics seemed to be a constant source of interest to Nido, for around his tool benches and the garage itself the garage was painted to resemble what I could only describe as the history of transportation on its wall. This wasn’t done in a half hearted sort of way, but rather in a giant mural of fantastically well done progressions in an evolving sort of painting the way one would think of MC Escher doing it. Only this painting lacked an end, and left it blank. I wondered if part of the reason for Nido making these paintings was simply to inspire himself as he went on, trying to add his mark and understanding to whatever he was doing, be it adding a new kind of vehicle or simply to gain a more appreciative view of the things he was working on. The open ended part of the wall was a bit surprising to me, but after some consideration made more sense, basically, Nido wanted to leave room for improvement as if to say, what there currently is, is not the end, and there likely never will be one, at least no time soon. This in my mind, made Nido the quite the optimist, always knowing that mankind will achieve more.
Looking again at the drafting table where I’d picked up the blueprints and notes for the worm, I found more prints of lots of things. The first thing I came across was what looked to be some sort of aeronautic vessel with a series of eight wings titled the xox. This was not laid out in the usual airplane format one may be used to, mind, but rather the craft itself seemed to be conical, like a rocket. The rocket had a few peculiar properties superficially. Basically, this concerned the four wings; they were all pointed far out like a regular airplane, but in four perpendicular directions, much like an arrow’s tails, but taking up a much greater portion of the vessel. The four other wings had a much less conventional design, and occupied the 45° between either of the wings. What they did differently was they ran the length of the vessel, so as to be more up and down on the plane rather than out, and more significantly the curved. All of them nearly curved half way around the plane in a very carefully designed manner, creating a great swirling effect. These curling wings seemed to look like great curved fins rather than actual wings and I wondered why Nido might use this design. Nido had many detailed schematics of the whole vehicle, and I wondered how the deuce one might drive it. On the rear end of this vehicle, was a large rocket booster system, much like a space shuttle would have. On the straight far-reaching wings were what Nido described as polarity boosters, though I didn’t fully understand what that meant right away. There also appeared to be a series of video cameras on the top part of the cone too, which appeared to have a spinning track inside it.
The construction of this vehicle seemed like it would be both costly and almost wasteful since it looked like it would take a great deal of resources to make. The fuselage (the central conical section) looked to have a diameter of roughly two meters, and the length ran for nearly four times that and the wingspan was perhaps ten meters altogether. On some other pages nearby, Nido showed the interior of the vehicle, and it appeared that in the front of the fuselage, was an elaborate series of two chambers, one inside the other. The first or more external one was a large cylinder made to fit the interior of the ship, but it was built on a great system of gears as in a gyro sort of fashion, in order perhaps to spin to accommodate the vehicle, when it turned. Inside of this chamber was a second more spherical chamber where a chair and control panels were. It appeared in order to enter this sphere, one would have to open it from the control panel side and the sphere itself would nearly pop out from the cylinder in which it stayed. Once this occurred, the panel would dilate locking it to the front of the cone until one was inside and sitting comfortably, at which point, it would close and withdraw back to the cylinder. In order to get out through the rest of the cone, one simply had to walk the distance between the cylinder and the cone, which would split into eight sections and those would retract into the fuselage. The sphere had a section for storage behind the seat as well as the passenger area. I don’t know what alloy Nido had in mind to construct the sphere, but it looked indestructible, and when needed, it appeared this could be ejected from either end of the vehicle and could survive most collisions.
The rear of the fuselage seemed to be primarily for fuel storage, and whether this was intended purely for the more traditional rocket boosters, or the polarity boosters on the wings, I couldn’t tell at first. Inspecting it further, I learned more about the propulsion system of this vehicle and again found myself at the simple brilliance of Nido. The basic design was meant for the rocket to basically spin, except when it was taking off, landing, or gliding. The wings were intended to be built in such a way as to retract the majority of their inner material when in spinning mode (for the longer wings) or straight mode (for the curvy ones), so they would simply add force to the sort of flight that was intended to take place as it was occurring. The wings’ material looked to be like a very light alloy, and would close like Venetian blinds when not in use, but much more solid of course. The outer wings, while in spinning mode would turn down so as to have the least aerodynamic resistance while in flight, even though there was little inside them to encounter resistance. The spinning would be counteracted in the fuselage by the design of the cylinder and sphere, so as not to totally nauseate the pilot or anyone inside. I didn’t realize this straight away, but rather after some time of reading and deciphering his notes on the subject. The idea of this basic aircraft was more or less intended to be a bullet vehicle, namely one that could spin like a bullet in order to get the best possible force and distance, not to mention accuracy out of the plane. The spinning could also be controlled, so as not to be impossible to stop when one wanted to slow down.
What was even more interesting was that Nido designed a system that would alter the course of the craft, effectively making it fairly easy to steer. The method for doing so was the straight wings in rapid succession would extend themselves one after the other and just as quickly withdraw back closer to the craft. While doing this, they would also rematerialize their wings and again, just as quickly, they would retract them. This appeared to be all calibrated in the theoretical navigation system Nido had designed to control this so as to take it as far as it needed to go. On closer glance at what the navigation system could handle was the fact that it would adjust itself for the density of different degrees of air, water and space. Meaning that this system was meant to be a craft that could go into the oceans if it was for some reason necessary, or up into the heights of space. The final thing I’d like to mention on this point is the launch pad and docking station for the vehicle. This seemed to be one of the major snags for the design I thought to myself, because there is really only one place this machine of Nido’s mind could really dock or take off from comfortably. The docking station was built on a high platform between two stands, a hind stand meant to take the booster and rear of the craft, and the other section curving up to the front end, where the vehicles occupants could board. The hind section of the dock, when ready, would turn and lower the rear section and then take the countdown would begin. As for landing the vehicle, it appeared that Nido had made some sort of supports that would come out from a section in the middle of two of the straight wings, but this didn’t look terribly feasible to me, but I suppose that is why it was on the drafting table.
Another design I came across was more of a seagoing vessel called the oxo. This vessel looked like a bowl, a perfectly hemispherical shape. It was open at the top, so looked to be like a regular boat, only with a completely round hull. Out from the hull came a series of four eight jets, again all in perpendicular fashion, each at an angle of 45° from one another, but they altered direction. They were all on the circumference of the sphere, and the one’s directly in front of and to the sides of the direction the driver faced were crosswise, while the one’s diagonal to the driver were going up and down. So, essentially, this vessel could push itself any way it needed, which wouldn’t make sense unless the top were closed. I soon discovered that the top would indeed close, for inside the hull it stored a very fine glass hull, that would on command raise and turn this unusual looking boat into a submarine. The hull would eject the top of the vessel in one piece from front (where the driver sat) to back and lock on so as to have a top clear half and a strong solid bottom half. On the bottom half, aside from just the jets placed at the top, were four mechanical arms placed beneath the up/down running jets and about half way down. These arms all had three fingers and in each hand was placed a camera. There were also cameras on the arms themselves which had two main sections (like a human’s arm with three fingers). What these arms were for, I only can assume was to handle things one might find on the ocean floor.
The interior of the vessel actually revealed a lot more about some of the specifics. One thing was to have ultimate mobility while in the water thus the amount of jets. Also inside were what looked to be special gloves one might put on to control the robotic arms. In front of the driver’s seat were control panels, such as levers and steering wheels and throttles and so on. In front of these things were a series of monitors which might help one to see any point in the water and especially for the arms on the bottom, I assume each monitor would have been for each camera, plus a rear and bottom view. There was also space for storage and an oxygen port, as well as machines made to pressurize in a quick amount of time. Further, there were ducts meant to take in water on the bottom half of the hull after the top half would close. This I suppose would keep the vessel where Nido may want it to be, rather than constantly forcing downward pressure from the jets. The vessel was about again two meters in diameter, Nido seemed to really like this dimension, and it seemed practical too. Two meters I could imagine was about a good length for a number of his vehicles, it was spacious but not needlessly so. I rather fancied actually having something like this water vessel and exploring the ocean floor to its very depths. Nido, it seemed had accounted for most everything, including altitude, temperature, buoyancy, what materials to use, and so on. All things were discussed at length in his notes, all machines, and sketch of them, for this and all vehicles.
There were more details of course, but these were the more interesting, others were good too, but more mundane or less unique. It was a curiosity to my mind that Nido would actually invent something to go nearly anywhere his imagination could take him, but would certainly never, or at least improbably, have gone anywhere except his house. Based purely on the amount of inventions and diligence to work and creation he seemed to have, I doubt he would ever give himself the luxury of enjoying any of these sorts of things for long. Perhaps that is why he decided to only sketch these out and make blueprints for them, because he knew they would be of no practical use to him. On the other hand, it seemed more likely to me, that Nido knew these were beyond plausibility and accordingly never attempted their construction as a result, or he simply didn’t work out the kinks and likelihood of actually building them, so they were put on the backburner for a while, as he would work on other things. This seemed to be the most likely possibility to me, and I suspect that had Nido lived for another hundred years, he certainly would have tried to make all of this at one point, but I wasn’t sure. Strangely enough, I later found in what seemed to be a toolbox beneath the draft table, a series of models of various parts of each of these sketches saving a few, there were even models of the modular parts that would construct each of these, including the boosters and so on. All the models seemed to be made out of the materials that he probably would have actually constructed the real things from.
It made me ponder further, how many of the inventions that we’d already seen did Nido create models of beforehand? This was a question that would have to wait to be answered, but for the time being, I soon looked up from the draft table and discovered that I had taken a while looking at these sketches and wondered where Kelly had gone, because she was no longer present, I then noticed a door going inside ajar, and decided to follow it and eventually made my way through a small hallway to a decent sized room I could only describe as Nido’s wardrobe.
When I entered the wardrobe I found Kelly straight away and this room seemed to really interest her. She was searching through a few things she had laid out on the table and examining them quite thoroughly. I asked her what she thought about them and apparently startled her, for she jumped a little and looked back to me.
“Oh, you gave me a start!” she said a little taken aback, “I’ve been browsing through these clothes for some time now, and I’ll tell you, I’ve never seen anything quite like them. I don’t know if Mr. Nido made everything himself, but he certainly has very peculiar tastes whether he did or not.”
“I have to be honest that doesn’t surprise me much; I’d be more surprised if he didn’t have at least something peculiar about his taste in clothing.” I replied. “During work, he only wore the standard janitor’s uniform I recall. I don’t remember him really outside of that context though.”
Kelly then beckoned me to come to where she was standing and pointed out several different articles of clothing to me. She went through them with me and showed me some of the discoveries she had found. It seems that by and large Nido’s tastes in clothing were purely for utility, and gave little heed or regard for aesthetics. But this was only first glance, there were also very unique and handsome garments too. I suspect that Nido treated the clothing he made like any of his other arts, made for both utility and aesthetics. I began to find a trend in Nido’s way of thinking, that aesthetics did actually serve for utility, primarily in inspiration. There were several garments he made that seemed to fulfill the duties of both form and function together, and I am not quite sure why Nido might do this, other than to see if he could, but also because of a general diligence that he seemed to put into all of his work. This may be akin to something isn’t worth doing unless you do it well and fully, at least to the best of your ability.
Some of the first items of clothing I came across were what seemed to be Nido’s work clothes. This included what looked like several jumpsuits, with large pockets for specialized tools sewn everywhere. These jumpsuits generally could hold items such as hammers, measuring tapes, knives, saws, and so on like that. They had several very interesting designs on them. The designs were subtle, and certainly not overt, but they were made out of semi-shiny material or were various colors that might prevent them from being made dirty with the particular use that Nido had for them. They seemed to be specialized for the different uses that Nido might use them for. This would include suits made for carpentry, metalworking, glassblowing, and so on. Each suit, had the correct pockets for the tools most commonly used in whatever art they were made for, or at least it had the correct pockets for the most portable tools of that bunch. Each of these suits were not only made to carry things, but also made to protect Nido as best they could from any errant tools he may encounter. For example several of the jumpsuits had long sleeves and on the end of these were attached leather wrist guards. Most of the shirts were amply thick, which I imagine must have been rather hot and even heavy to wear, but curious, I put my hand inside one of the suits and found to my surprise that it was actually very cool and seemed to have excellent airflow for as heavy as it was. It was also much lighter than I expected. Also on doing this, I checked to find a tag, to see if perhaps Nido had bought this, but all I could find was a small tag with Nido’s symbols on it.
Each of the jumpsuits also had things attached by cords, which were kept inside the pockets. This namely included some variety of protective gloves, usually made out of leather or rubber, a mask, and socks. The gloves all had some sort of lining to make them as comfortable as possible; even the rubber gloves had linings. The masks were usually made of a strong cloth and were meant to cover the face from ear to ear. For the eyes, I later found a group of various goggles, which were meant to attach to the masks, via a zipper sort of thing. The goggles themselves curved around the face, so as to make one look like a lizard, I believe also, the goggles were made to optimally fit so as not to really feel like they would not be in the way. The socks down below were also made to attach to the inner leggings of the suits. They were a very thick sturdy wool usually and I get the feeling that Nido would try to protect himself as much as possible when inside his suits by having them all in one piece. There were some general purpose suits, that I imagine Nido used when compiling components together from various projects. He also had other things that went with these suits, such as very sturdy steel toed boots, a large variety of them, but Nido must have made his own shoes too, because they had no marks of belonging to a company of any kind. The shoes, though extremely strong were also very light, and I believe Nido must have found a new steel alloy that he used in the construction of these shoes. The shoes too, would zip up on the outsides of the leg portions of most of these jumpsuits thus enabling even greater protection. When I looked at these jumpsuits, one thing that stuck out to me that was quite strange was how clean these suits were, I wondered if Nido ever made a mistake.
Moving on from the work portion of Nido’s wardrobe, I came to what appeared to be more of a leisure section. By leisure I mean clothes not necessarily intended to do work, but rather to enjoy. He had a large amount of different clothes for this purpose too. Some of them were obviously for cooler weather, for hotter weather, and so on. They all looked extremely comfortable. I started at what I believed to be the winter section because the garments were all thick and there were many coats and winter accessories. All clothes in this section had a thick fur-like texture, there were parka looking coats, as well as full body suits that looked rather restraining. Out of curiosity I got into one, and tried it out, to discover that it wasn’t as hard to move in as it looked, although it was still a little restrictive. I wondered how often Nido would actually wear these things, and how often he had been compelled to go outside during the wintertime, or if he had them instead because he wanted to design the most comfortable coat possible to prove to himself he could. I came to the conclusion he had designed these for the latter purpose, because the coats were nearly unsoiled. Each item of clothing Nido had made seemed to be a variation on a theme to some extent. I figured he would design something find utility in it, and then simply find a better way to do it, but not wanting to be wasteful he wouldn’t scrap his original designs, or more likely he found a basic design he liked and made alterations on that design for various uses.
I began to discover that even in leisure Nido would make things as pragmatic as possible, in one capacity or other. Most of the winter coats had very soft and comfortable interiors, they were usually fairly sleek, unless it was obvious by design they were made to look thicker. Trying a few on, they were very warm indeed, and I nearly got the impression that they were so warm as to require no clothing between the person wearing these coats and moreover the jumpsuits, but couldn’t really tell without standing in a freezer or a deep dark winter. What polymers Nido used to create all of his garments I couldn’t even guess. I eventually got down to more of the summer section and discovered to my surprise what looked like very normal clothing, that someone may even find in a store. There were polo shirts, T-shirts, khaki pants, socks, anything one could think of, even jeans. When I found these I felt surely that Nido must have simply bought these and checking for tags I was correct on a few. On the rest, there were a few designs that I’m sure Nido himself invented and although they looked normal these clothes had pockets hidden in unusual spots, such as the underside of the pant-leg or along the seam of a shirt there’d be a tiny hidden pocket. What Nido filled these with I couldn’t say, but I did find them inventive and figured he must have had a good use for them, as they seemed well used. One thing I noticed about all of his pants, store-bought or not, was there were six buttons on all of them in a triangular fashion with two sets of two in the front and one set of two in the rear… all on the interior of the pants. What I soon discovered about this was they were all for suspenders. Apparently Nido didn’t like belts.
One thing I noticed a lot of were vests. All vests were made of a very good sturdy looking material that could be used for anything from working to entertaining or simply lounging, which I doubt Nido did much of. They seemed extremely practical, which I normally wouldn’t think of vests as being, but in this case Nido had pockets cut everywhere in them, and with many different things to go with them. I didn’t know how many of the other clothes Nido had made he really wore, but the vests I could see a good deal of use in. It seemed that Nido thought of a vest the same way most people think of a purse. The vests all had a great deal of pockets, many of which were specialized. Some vests looked like a handyman’s, some looked like a vest one would wear to an opera, with the pockets hidden. The pockets looked like they would accommodate for many different things, from a place to put a checkbook or store one’s keys to a place to put paintbrushes and hammers. All of these vests made me wonder why more people wouldn’t wear them, they all seemed very good at carrying things and they’d always be on one’s person. Nido had all the pockets placed in such a way as to cause minimum discomfort when resting against things, or when they were full. Some things stuck out, but overall they were good and concealing. A few features that all vests seemed to have were a place for a few pens and a notepad, I presume there were there for Nido to write down his thoughts as they came to him. Both of these things were all still in the vests and I took the liberty to look through them. What I quickly discovered were his notes all scribbled in what looked to be a very illegible hand to me, but on closer inspection I discovered his language was written everywhere. It seemed that Nido invented his language in order to write shorthand notes as quickly as possible.
Next I came across something that seemed quite commonplace to me when I first walked into the room, but soon found much more to be there than I first realized. Hanging in front of me were two of Nido’s janitor’s jumpsuits, replete with our company logo and Nido stitched in the usual blue-collar nametag sort of way. I would never have thought of it as anything but an ordinary janitor’s outfit, but learning what I had been about Nido’s private life, I thought perhaps there was more to this suit than met the eye. So, I went over to it, took it down and immediately started searching through it. Now, it is a bit of an odd feeling to search through a dead man’s possessions in general, but it sort of stuck out to me how personally invasive it was to search specifically through his clothing. The vests and things didn’t seem so strange to search because I’d never seen Nido in these clothes, not even in pictures, but I had on several occasions seen Nido in these very outfits, in fact that was all I’d seen him in, so for me it connected Nido to this house, it was the only thing of his that I saw and knew to be his. At first glance there was nothing unexpected about this janitorial outfit, and I suppose that’s precisely what Nido wanted from it, if something had looked unusual or extraordinary about it, it would raise questions Nido likely didn’t want to answer. On a deeper inspection I found that this suit had the usual pockets he put on his vests and things, but it seemed that there was room for a bigger notepad here and several pens. As I opened the notebook inside I found several sketches with his writing around them in what appeared to be a shortened version of his language.
Nido it appears, had most of his ideas at work and because he worked such late hours could constantly write in his sketchpad with little chance of being caught. This pad was loaded with sketches and I was sure he must have gone through a given pad within a month or less. I was curious to see if I could find the rest of them given enough time. Looking even further in, I found a more unusual pocket that was located on the back of his hip to be presumably concealed by his work belt. This pocket’s design wasn’t immediately obvious to me, and after a little time stuck in thought, I figured out it was linked up to a wire line that would run along his back and up to his head, it then split into two spots, one running to just below his ear, and the other running to just beneath his collar, touching where the neck would be. There was nothing in either the pocket or where the wire would go and looking around I couldn’t find anything that would fit this unusual design, but eventually did figure out it was meant to be hooked up to an audio device of some sort, probably another unique design of Nido’s. Something clever about it was the place where Nido could press the buttons to do all the functions of the audio device, one would never notice them unless they thought specifically to look for them. Nido could easily disguise that he was operating the device at all by simply brushing his hand past them as anyone would carelessly do. The more I discovered these things, the more I came to the conclusion that nearly everything was well thought out and deliberate in Nido’s mind, a quality I would never have guessed him to have.
Also built into these jumpsuits were places Nido could stick his pipe, and one pipe was still in the jumpsuit when I checked it. The strange thing about Nido’s smoking habit was more to do with the tobacco itself, rather than simply the unusually shaped pipe pocket. The tobacco wasn’t too odd in itself, but rather in what kept it good to smoke. Nido had constructed a very thin and slender humidor to maintain the tobacco that was a little baffling. It was so thin and it seemed there was no real way to keep moisture within the humidor, but essentially here was a little machine, totally silent keeping the tobacco fresh. The humidor was totally independent of all power and I later discovered it worked simply by the momentum of Nido’s body as he walked, the actions he would take would suck the surrounding moisture in the air to the tobacco like a dehumidifier. The main question I had about this was, when did Nido take the time to smoke his pipe? I could only assume on his breaks at work, but then it occurred to me to sniff the actual tobacco inside. It smelled like nothing but air from what I could see. I wondered if Nido could smoke an odorless tobacco on the job and have no one notice. It would be an amusing site to see a custodian moping and smoking his pipe at the same time. I touched a little bit of the shag in the humidor to my mouth to see if it was also tasteless, and surprisingly the flavor was actually quite good. I wondered how a thing could smell like nothing but taste so potently. Out of curiosity I decided to try and smoke some of this tobacco myself (at a later date and from a different pipe) and came to the conclusion that no, indeed Nido didn’t smoke at work, when set alight, it smelled as potently as it tasted.
Tobacco aside, after searching through the second jumpsuit, I stumbled on Nido’s recording device in the same pocket it was supposed to go on the other one. I was excited to maybe unlock some of Nido’s ideas aurally. No sooner had I started to play the tape when the only thing that seemed to come out of the recorder were faint whispers and nothing more. Perplexed I looked at Kelly and asked what she made from it. She told me that she believed it was Nido’s voice, and I soon began to grow more accustomed to the prominence of this made up language Nido had created in his life. When I first encountered it, I thought it was simply a project to see if he could make his language, but what hadn’t occurred to me was that he would have created it out of a necessity, not simply as a way of massaging his ego. It appeared that his language was designed to be as quite as possible so as not to alert people to the sound of Nido talking to himself when he was around others. There was a little English here and there, and sometimes he would even hum a bit, but I couldn’t tell if this was meant to be cryptic, or he was just particularly musical at the moment of recording. It appeared that the bulk of Nido’s language at work went into the audio device, or sometimes he would play different tapes to learn about things relevant to what he was doing. The sketchpad, it seemed was designed more to be for, sketches. It seemed that the whole of this suit was designed for stealth and privacy, so it confused me as to how Nido would make his sketches while he was working without raising any suspicions, or for that matter, how he could have an earpiece in and not be noticed. I figured for the second question at least, Nido must have designed it to look like something else, but the answer to that question I never really learned as I never found the earpiece.
Having satisfied most of my curiosity about his work suits, I looked further into his collections of strange clothing. The thing that stuck out most to me, was Nido’s vast number of hats. It appeared that he kept his head covered all the time, and with the obvious sun bleaching of some of them, Nido presumably wore some of these a lot. I had never thought about why a person might want to wear a hat, but it seemed sensible to see these all here. It seemed that for the hats as for most of the other clothing, Frazer had a hat for nearly every purpose. Most of them were fully broad brimmed. Some of them had a similar recording device as the one in his jumpsuit. Others looked more like headbands, perhaps designed to keep his hair out of his face at one point. Some had big pockets all along the crown, I could quite figure out why these would be there, but then looked a bit deeper and discovered the inside of these pockets were little inner-tubes, designed to hold water. I couldn’t imagine why a person would want to have a ring of water around his head, but then figured that it must be for cool water specifically on hotter working days. Other hats, looked like banker’s visors that could be tilted down past the eye level. The hat that Nido appeared to favor the most was what I would describe as a flat cap, like a golfer’s hat, only not poofy but rather a humble looking thing. This seemed like a quaint and yet charming hat for an older man like Nido to wear. Though there were no tags in this hat and it appeared to be made by Nido, the only thing unusual about it was how soft and comfortable it was when putting it on.
The hats seemed to get more and more fanciful as I ran across them until I started to realize that Nido must have loved to dress up, or at least to make fancy costumes. I started to see that Nido either had made or collected fancy costumes from many different places. These could be cultural, or otherwise. First I noticed a Russian fur hat that might have been issued in the Soviet Army. The next thing I noticed was a tricorn, and I later found a matching Georgian suit to match it. Whether Nido himself wore these or even would fit into them, I can’t quite be sure, save to say that all the suits seemed to be roughly the same size. The bigger question I was coming to ask myself was how much of the stuff I’d seen both here and everywhere in the house did Nido himself create? How much time could he simply devote to making things, not including just thinking about them and working out all the kinks. I came to the conclusion that he was a very talented person, and that since he had nothing else to occupy his time, he must have had a lot more free time to work with these things. He had no distractions like television, or perhaps even the radio to make him sit and take a break. He had no people coming over, or even calling to really keep him from his work. As for the work itself, it appeared that he had an unstopping work ethic, that would go from project to project. I wouldn’t say that he made everything at his house himself, but he definitely did most of it. I found myself wondering why a man would do that? Why would he set himself aside simply to create things that another person may or may never see, but that other person would see these things in Nido’s lifetime, wasn’t he proud of what he had done and wanted to show someone?
It appeared Nido didn’t really have a great deal of pride, he put no tag on his clothes, and didn’t really mark any of his work, I assumed that when Nido walked through his house, he knew what he had made and what he hadn’t. It wasn’t about bragging rights to say how much he had done, it was simply about the work and the devotion to skill and craftsmanship, and perhaps moreover it was about the accomplishments that a person could do in his lifetime if he simply has the focus and the tenacity to do it. There was a lot I now realized I could learn from Frazer, but something that really stuck out in my mind was why would a man paint things and create elaborate costumes simply for his own eyes to see and no one else? Specifically my mind kept racing back to the painting in the anteroom of the house, what was it’s purpose what did it express to its composer? I could guess. One question I did have that was more specific to this area was, how did Nido possibly clean all of these clothes? It was a very rudimentary and perhaps even mundane question, but one that was mystifying all the same. The answer was perhaps not as imaginative as I’d expected, but it was clever all the same. He appeared to have a normally laundry room next to the wardrobe and in it stood a machine about a meter and a bit wide by about two meters or so high. It looked like it was composed of two basic machines, like a standard washer/dryer mix. This however was slightly different in that the part where the washer would go was juxtaposed with where the dryer should go and vice-versa. I don’t quite know how Nido rigged this go to the opposite of how it was obviously designed, but what I found more interesting than anything was that putting the clothes in the washer, it would tilt back and spin the clothes within.
Attached to the washer to come in during the rinse cycle, liquid soap was set up to come in as needed, there were apparently electronic sensors built to adjust the levels of bleach and detergent for the right colors and amount of cloth being washed. After a given load would complete its cycle in the washing machine, it would then dump through some trap doors on the bottom of the washing machine to the dryer below. The dryer was similarly automated to always put drying sheets in and adjust for the right time depending on the material being dried. After it would finish, there was a convenient little stand Nido had obviously constructed for the exclusive design of folding laundry. This stand I thought was almost more fascinating than the elaborate mechanical devices of the washer and dryer. In this simple stand there was a hanger dispenser, a rack to fold things on comfortable, a spring loaded stand to raise the laundry to a comfortable level for folding. There was even a shoot designed to take the laundry directly from the washer to the stand so that Nido could hang things up to dry if he chose that instead, so as to save energy or to get a better odor from the clothes. Now I would not normally be so fascinated by another man’s laundry, or even my own, but what inventiveness and ingenuity goes into anything, it gets me riled up to mention these things. It was about at this point that I wanted to check and see if Nido had an outside clothesline that maybe had some neat properties to it. I went outside to explore and find what I could, leaving Kelly behind in the wardrobe.
I found two polls of a triangular shape standing outside with a box covering them. I opened the box and found a series of buttons. I pressed the first button and out like a bullet toward the other poll shot three beams. and promptly attached themselves creating the clotheslines I’d been seeking. On the clotheslines were marks and even little divots that marked where the best spot to hang the laundry would be. Pressing another button I was a little shocked to see a series of mirrors essentially surrounding the bottom side of the laundry lines. I assumed this was meant to utilize the power of the sun for all sides of the laundry not just the angle it happened to be shining down from. Pressing another button I found a set of doors that went by previously unnoticed opened. I walked inside and found what I would simply describe as Nido’s cellar.