Limericks

Here are some limericks about my friends, and self. They are all a bit goofy and a more intimate knowledge of the people they are describing couldn't hurt. I hope to write more in the future about a lot more subjects, I hope you like them

There once was a gent named John
Who liked the rum Rico of Ron
He also liked beer
Which is quite queer
Next he'll be drinking Jim, Jack and Juan (Supposed to be Jose Cuervo)

There once was a fellow named Andy
His friends found him rather handy
He had a nice car
And took it very far
Now he's a bit of a dandy

There once wa a girl named Alyssa
She had no brotha's or sista's
One day she went out
And started to shout
"Where are you going young mista'?!"

There once was a lass named Mary Beth
Who seldom had shortness of breath
She had a boyfriend named Tom
Who had an enormous dong
She secretly nicknamed Mr. Heff

There once was a young lady named Aubrey
She always seemed to be very sobby
She liked to eat food
And always said it was goo-d
You might say eating was her hobby

There once was a fellow named Brandon
He is a friend who you would never abandon
One day he moved Dorito's Palace room
To the Crack of Doom
But now it is something he can no longer stand in

There once was a young man named Jason
But he was certainly no Free Mason
He wore many hats
And tried to buy spats
And when getting ready he never hastens

There was a young dude named Thomas
Who always claimed he had no ass
When he did bore
He and Brandon played Soul Caliber
Then he would leave but to return did promise.

There once was a lady named Amy
She was anything but plain to see
She lived with Amanda,
Who she could no longer standa
But soon in a different house she will be.

There was a lass named Timberly
She had hair that was blond and curly
She loved to do art
It was dear to her heart
And it was always pleasing ocularly

There once was a hoser named Ian
Before he would laugh you would hear him glee'in
To Montana he did go
Because he loved snow
And most of all for the ski'in

There once was a doofus named "Walker"
Walker was not much of a sweet talker
He was keen on a girl named Audrey
Who he now thinks is tawdry
So now he no longer stalks her

There once was a girl online named Caitlin
We thought she and Brandon were datin'
They talked in the comment box
About what was good and what sucks
For what will happen we are all waitin'

There once was a girlie named Nessa'
Her whole life seemed like a messa
To Vegas she moved
And strange she proved
What will happen with her no one can guessa

There once was a soldier named Zach
He fought long and hard in Iraq
He was a genius in mind
In video games he shined
And we are all glad that from Iraq he is back

There once was a young lady named Nikki
Her choice in men often seems picky
She is sweet and nice
And she adds to life a spice
That can often be pretty sticky

There once was a fellow named Joe
But by Donkey Lips in some circles he did go
He wasn't a sick-o
But more like a hippo
It was funny when his temper he did show